‘Jean-Claude Van Johnson’
Action movies have moved on from their ’80s heyday and found new hunky heroes, all named Chris. Where does that leave Jean-Claude Van Damme? The Bloodsport and Timecop star disappeared from movie theaters a while ago, but he’s finally found a new home on Amazon in a truly weird show. Jean-Claude Van Johnson is set in the “real world” wherein JCVD operated as a black-ops agent while filming his big hits, and now its time for the muscles from Brussels to come out of retirement and prove that he’ll never be too old to do the splits.