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According to unnamed sources close to SportsCenter, solidarity amongst ESPN's black anchors ended up keeping Hill on the air.
“It is certainly something that I think would be a fireable offense by ESPN.”
The former White House Press Secretary was responding to the show listing George Clooney above him on its “PopStart” Twitter rankings.
“Morning Joe is in a twitter feud with the Real Housewife of Pennsylvania Avenue,” Maher said at the top of last night’s 'Real Time With Bill Maher' on HBO.