‘Law and Order: SVU’s Christopher Meloni Goes Full Frontal In New Commercial: “I’m Gonna Show You My Giant … Socks”

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Detective Elliott Stabler has been up to some risky business, and his fans are all here for it. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit star Christopher Meloni just dropped his latest promiscuous promotional partnership.

Meloni, who stripped down for a Peloton ad last June, is wearing nothing but socks in a commercial for Tommie Copper, a copper compression company.

This steamy ad begins with Meloni in bed under the covers, as he says, “Hey, come a little closer. I want you to experience the magic that’s underneath these sheets.”

He continues, “I’m going to show you my giant… SOCKS,” as he whips out his foot that is dressed in a white and blue-striped sock.

“Tommie Copper socks,” he affirms.

The commercial continues with Meloni in the nude, whipping up eggs in his kitchen, as he kicks up his feet that magically have different colored socks on each time he does. His NSFW nudity is conveniently blurred out. He then seductively describes wearing the socks as “better than being naked.”

Meloni took to Instagram to share the ad, which boasts the tagline, “Who says socks aren’t sexy?” and fans are eating it up.

Comments conveying fans’ thirst for Meloni, including GIFs of his SVU co-star Mariska Hargitay lying on a stretcher, have flooded the post. One wrote, “Question: if I order 12 pairs, do I get Chris Meloni thrown in for free?” Others commended Tommie Copper for the ad, saying, “They DEFINITELY understand their audience. #SOLD,” and “Round of applause for these companies continuing to make ads with Chris nude 👏👏🔥🔥😂.”

Even whoever is running the official Old Navy Instagram account was caught swooning, commenting, “daddy??????,” and receiving over 1,600 likes.

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The 62-year-old actor’s still got it, and told People last May that he “work[s] out naked” at home, which led to him doing the same in the June 2022 Peloton ad.

Once again, Meloni has found a way to rock our socks off, while he keep nothing but his on.