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Netflix is feeling the rhythm, feeling the flow. The streaming site recently announced a new hip-hop-themed reality singing competition, Rhythm & Flow, hosted by Cardi B, Chance the Rapper, and T.I. Deadline reports that the 10-episode multi-city competition series is scheduled to premiere in the fall of 2019. Executive produced by John Legend, the show will attempt to find the next breakout hip-hop star, with auditions beginning this fall in the judges’ hometowns of Atlanta, Chicago, and New York.

For some, Rhythm & Flow is just another fun reality series to add to their queue. For others, this hip-hop-themed show could be a chance to become rap’s next big thing. How can you audition for Rhythm & Flow? Easy! Allow me, a man who once said Smash Mouth’s “Fush Yu Mang” was underrated, to guide you through the process.

RHYTHM AND FLOW AUDITIONS: STEP 1

First, you’ll want to head on over to the audition website. Once there, you’ll find the application:

Registration is easy. All you need is your name, email address, and a password.

RHYTHM AND FLOW AUDITIONS SIGN UP PROCESS STEP 2: PERSONAL INFORMATION

This is where you’ll provide your phone number, address, questions about past record deals, etc. But most importantly, you’ll be able to include your stage name.

DJ Jazzier Jeff is taken… by me.

Rhythm and Flow audition process — Photo: Rhythm and Flow

You can sign up for yourself or as a group.

NETFLIX SINGING COMPETITION AUDITIONS STEP 3: Q&A ROUND

This is a fun round. Here’s where you can let your personality shine through as you answer questions like “What do you do for a living?” and “What are your 3 biggest influences?”

RHYTHM AND FLOW AUDITIONS STEP 4: PHOTOS AND PERFORMANCE

Here’s where they separate the boys from men. The spice from the girls. The matchbox from the 20. During the fourth and final stage, you’re asked to submit two photos and a performance video that’s been recorded within the last three months.

Audition process — Photo: Rhythm and Flow

Since I don’t currently have a performance video, I, your good friend DJ Jazzier Jeff, will have to gracefully bow out. It is with a heavy heart that I admit to myself that I am not rap’s next superstar. But perhaps you are? Good luck!