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Leave The Kids At Home: 10 Of The Hottest TV & Movie MILFs & DILFs

By Jade Budowski @jadebudowski

Published June 29, 2018, 9:00 p.m. ET

Collage of Dennis Quaid, Lena Headey, and Sterling K. Brown. — Leave the kids at home.Illustration by Dillen Phelps

Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft in THE GRADUATE. — Mrs. Robinson (Anne Bancroft), *The Graduate*
There couldn't be a MILF list without the MILF that started it all, now could there? As the seductive Mrs. Robinson, Bancroft won our hearts with her perfect eyeliner feminine wiles. She's "the most attractive of all your parents' friends" - come on!
[Where to Stream *The Graduate*]Photo: Everett Collection

John Stamos on FULL HOUSE. — Uncle Jesse (John Stamos), *Full House*
He may have started as an uncle, but as soon as we saw how cute he was with little Michelle, we knew that Jesse would make the perfect dad. When he finally did become a father, his way with the twins (and constant affection for his wife), only confirmed these DILF theories. Have mercy!
[Where to Stream *Full House*]Photo: Everett Collection

Halle Berry in MONSTER'S BALL. — Leticia (Halle Berry), *Monster's Ball*
Halle Berry may not play a happy mother in *Monster's Ball*, but the role did earn her an Oscar. Besides, come on, with all the raunchy scenes in this one, there's no denying she's a total MILF.
[Where to Stream *Monster's Ball*]Photo: Everett Collection

Jeff Goldblum in THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK. — Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum), *The Lost World: Jurassic Park*
It wouldn't be honest of me if I didn't include Jeff Goldblum on this list, so here we are. The first *Jurassic Park* movie may introduce us to a flirtatious bachelor, but its sequel shows us a Dr. Ian Malcolm willing to do anything to protect his daughter from the most devilish of dinosaurs. What's hotter than that?
[Where to Stream *The Lost World: Jurassic Park*]Photo: Everett Collection

Connie Britton on AMERICAN HORROR STORY: MURDER HOUSE. — Vivien Harmon (Connie Britton), *American Horror Story: Murder House*
Connie Britton's iconic locks set her aside from every mom out there in any role she takes on, and *American Horror Story* is no exception. Even when she's screaming bloody murder and running away from some supernatural phenomenon, she's still a babe.
[Where to Stream *American Horror Story*]Photo: Everett Collection

Dennis Quaid in THE PARENT TRAP. — Nick Parker (Dennis Quaid), *The Parent Trap*
I know I'm not alone when I say my crush Lindsay Lohan's hot *Parent Trap* dad was extremely formative. How could anyone resist that sideways smile, the twinkle in his eye, that NAPA HOUSE AND VINEYARD?! Dennis Quaid is the ultimate DILF, unparalleled in looks, '90s style, and general life setup.
[Where to Stream *The Parent Trap*]Photo: Everett Collection

Lena Headey sits on a bed on GAME OF THRONES. — Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey), *Game of Thrones*
Cersei may not be a model mother (fathering children by your brother, pushing a kid out of a window, and letting your son torture pretty much whoever he wants doesn't exactly win you Mother of the Year), but even her fiercest foes have to give her one thing: she's as smokin' as she is evil.
[Where to Stream *Game of Thrones*]Photo: HBO

Sterling K. Brown runs on a treadmill on THIS IS US. — Randall Pearson (Sterling K. Brown), *This Is Us*
Sterling K. Brown is just about everywhere these days, but watching him be a hot dad on *This Is Us* might just be our favorite role of his. He makes us laugh, he makes us cry, he makes us drool. Truly a DILF gift from above.
[Where to Stream *This Is Us*]Photo: Everett Collection

Gina Rodriguez dressed like a mermaid on JANE THE VIRGIN. — Jane Gloriana Villenueva (Gina Rodriguez), *Jane the Virgin*
Jane may not have become a mother by choice (hello accidental artificial insemination!), but our favorite romance writer has embraced motherhood and made it look DAMN good. From her perfect ensembles to her steamy encounters with ideal partners (helloooo, Rafael Solano), there's never a question about Jane's qualifications as a young MILF.
[Where to Stream *Jane the Virgin*]Photo: Everett Collection

Kyle Chandler on a football field on FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS. — Coach Taylor (Kyle Chandler), *Friday Night Lights*
Perhaps the quintessential TV dad, Kyle Chandler's Coach Taylor made us weak in the knees from the moment he first showed up on that football field. With aspirational hair and a command of every room he walks into, it's impossible not to fall for him. Who else can wear a headset and give a pep talk the way this man does?!
[Where to Stream *Friday Night Lights*]Photo: Everett Collection

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Well, folks, it’s about that time. You’ve worked your way through this hellish week and it’s finally Friday night, which means it’s time for you to kick back, relax, and enjoy some sweet, sweet Decider After Dark. Close the door, dim the lights, and settle in for some much-deserved relaxation. This week’s selection? The hottest on-screen MILFs & DILFs ever.

If you’re unfamiliar with the term “MILF” or “DILF”, allow us to be of assistance. These helpful abbreviations stand for “Mom I’d Like To F***” and “Dad I’d Like To F***”, respectively. There have been many a hot dad and mom in the history of screens small and large; Jimmy Stewart in It’s A Wonderful Life is prime DILF material, while baby daddy Rafael Solano from Jane the Virgin is a recent example of just how hot a TV dad can truly be.

To help you further understand the true value of the MILF and the DILF, we rounded up some of the hottest subjects in the history of film and television. We’re talking classics like The Graduate, mythical MILFs from Game of Thrones, dinosaur-fighting DILFs from The Lost World: Jurassic Park, and more. Click through the gallery above to experience them for yourself. Leave the kids at home for this one, folks. You’re gonna want the house to yourself.

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