‘House of Cards’ Season Three Spoilers (GALLERY)

By Olivia Armstrong @itslivarmstrong
Published Feb. 11, 2015, 5:41 p.m. ET
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And now... The House of Cards Season Three, Episode One spoilers.

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So Doug Stamper isn't dead.

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In fact, he's very much alive. To be honest though, he's a stressed, miserable mess who might soon be addicted to pain killers.

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And then Stephen Colbert showed up!

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And he had a little chat with President Underwood.

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Then Stamper hobbled his way over to McPoyle.

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And Frank is trying (and failing) to please the Republicans.

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And then he gets all scary. Like he tends to do. Notice Remy Danton in the background. Mmmm finally, some eye candy!

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Poor Doug can't catch a break and falls in the shower. This is his makeshift brace because he's too damn scared to go to the hospital.

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Heyyyy, Donald Blythe is back!

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So Claire and Frank are having a late night fight about nominating her for ambassador, which he totally doesn't want to do.

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And then Doug hires a prostitute.

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Before filling a syringe with... whiskey?

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And having his new friend squirt it into his mouth.

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And then Frank blows up a terrorist.

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And the most corrupt couple in Washinton walks home hand in hand.

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