Your Guide To Great Male Nudity On Streaming: Butts Edition!

Look, Magic Mike is a very serious film about the harrowing real life experiences of male strippers in America. It’s an art film. With butts. Lots of butts. We swear! Also, this might be the one film worth buying to ensure you have full access to the multiple male butts on display in the movie anytime you want. [Where To Stream Magic Mike]

When certain people bemoan the fact that Charlie Hunnam dropped out of Fifty Shades of Grey, their argument for why they wanted the Aussie actor to play Christian Grey usually boils down to just one thing: his body. Hunnam proudly displayed his butt on Sons of Anarchy, and you can stream the motorcycle gang serial anytime you want. [Watch Sons of Anarchy]

There are some weirdoes who think that True Blood is a pulpy, sexy show about vampires, and werewolves, and fairies, and people, and love or something. However, the truly sophisticated viewer understands that it is a show carefully constructed to allow Alexander Skarsgard as many opportunities as possible to be totally nude. [Where to Stream True Blood]

Scottish star Ewan McGregor is famous for his willingness to strip down to his skivvies on camera. While the actor has given us the Full Monty in many roles, we’re especially charmed by his dramatic moon in Velvet Goldmine. McGregor plays Curt Wild, a fictional glam rock star inspired by Iggy Pop. [Watch Velvet Goldmine]

There are a lot of HBO shows on this list. This is because HBO is notorious for shoe-horning sex and nudity into their shows to amuse their juvenile audiences. However, Game of Thrones is unique because there is a wide variety of hot male ass on display over the years. Do you like warlord butt? You get Jason Momoa strutting into a tent. Do you like battered and broken man butt? You get Nikolaj Coster-Waldau limping into a bath. Do you like young romantic hero butt? You get Kit Harington in cave. You get butt on Game of Thrones. [Where To Stream Game of Thrones]

If you’ve watched The Avengers as much as I have — which is a lot — you’ll note that Joss Whedon is fond of butts. Yes, Scarlett Johansson’s butt takes up a few frames, but his camera angles also linger on Chris Evans’ tush quite a bit. Whedon is so fond of male butts that he wrote an episode of Firefly wherein the show’s hero, Malcolm Reynolds (Nathan Fillion), is left stranded and naked. We see his butt. We also see him tussle with a young Christina Hendricks. [Watch Firefly]

There’s no doubt that Outlander’s Jamie Frasier (Sam Heughan) is a major piece of man candy. However, the show kept us waiting for seven episodes to see the charming Scot dress down and get it on with his lady love, Claire (Caitriona Balfe). Let’s just say it was worth the wait. [Watch Outlander]

All butts are beautiful. That even goes for pasty white mumblecore butts. Mark Duplass showed us what he’s working with in episode two of his new show, Togetherness, and it left some people — aka Decider’s Olivia Armstrong — very happy. [Watch Togetherness]

Henry Cavill might be best known for playing Superman in Man of Steel, but I believe his greatest artistic achievement was in the premiere episode of The Tudors. He seduces the Duke of Buckingham’s daughter and gives us a fleeting glimpse of his beautiful bum. [Watch The Tudors]

Whether or not you stuck with this season of American Horror Story, you probably were aware of a few key plot points. One, there was a freak show. Two, Angela Bassett had three boobs. And three, there were butts. Up-and-coming actor Finn Whitrock actually had a star-making moment when he displayed his derriere, which is why we’re suggesting you might want to pony up and buy or rent this show. Or, if you’re patient, you can wait until it’s on Netflix… [Where to Stream American Horror Story: Freak Show]

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