Freelance writer Elizabeth Kuster, in what she hopes will not be her “last stand” has urged the press to create pressure on moderate Republicans to demand that Trump face a traumatic fact of life: In the political arena, just like in his personal arena, he should just “pull out.”

Kuster proposes some fears, speculations and real suggestions about creating an exciting but largely ceremonial role for Trump in the national spotlight. As he looks more and more like a character from Gilbert and Sullivan, he can continue to command attention and possibly longevity. However, the cost of haircare could still be a major factor.