Sweary cross stitch

There is evil fuckery afoot here... Skulls and red roses are a match made in heaven with this witchy, creepy piece. This will produce a stitched piece approximately 6" x 6" on 14 count Aida, and is designed to fit a 6" embroidery hoop or 6" x 6" frame. You will need 6 different thread colours; we have recommended some DMC thread colours in the pattern, but you can use whichever colours you prefer. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please note, this…

Sometimes you have to be nice, even when you are dealing with assholes.. and this stitch is for you.. As you grin and smile and say "have a nice day" you are thinking in the back of your head.. "FUCKER!" You can stitch it.. since you can't say it out loud. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Stitches: 100 W x 100 H Fabric: Any fabric you like Floss: DMC (1 colors) Size: approx 7x7 inch (14 ct) or 5x.5 inch (18ct) Types of stitches…

When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it…

I finished my Malcolm Tucker/The Thick of It cross stitch! It is now hanging proudly on the wall facing the front door of my apartment. And you can buy the pattern now on Etsy! Technical specs: Pat…

*Please note this listing is for a digital download PDF pattern - not a finished article* Salty, sassy or subversive - however you want to describe it, this is not your nan's cross stitch. Although at first glance you may be mistaken! Inspired by a request from a customer, I designed this sampler using 'that' infamous scene from the film The King's Speech as a starting point. I incorporated traditional design elements from the oldest stitched samplers and used a subtley variegated floss to…

This PDF counted cross stitch pattern available for instant download. Skill level: Beginner. Floss: DMC Fabric: 14-count Hoop: 8 inches SIZE: Design Area: 112 h x 112 w stitches. Area of embroidered image 8 x 8 inches This PDF pattern include: • image of finished design • stitch diagram (in color) with DMC stranded cotton • material list • beginners instructions

Whatever, bitch.

This hilariously funny cross stitch pattern is my snarky take on the popular Live Laugh Love signs that adorn homes and offices everywhere! Me? I prefer sass and swearing so decided to add a bit of both to this design This item is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD and you will NOT receive a physical copy of the pattern. The design size is 75 x 67 stitches and measures 5.36 x 4.79 inches when stitched on 14 count Aida and fits perfectly into a 6" hoop Skill Level: Confident beginner/ natural crafter. The…