Husband jokes marriage

When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable— an entire laundry list of unmet needs she has endured...

After the elderly man’s examination, the doctor said, ‘You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?’ ‘In fact, I do.’ said the old man. “After I have sex with the wife, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the...

A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?” “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house...

A Wife Casually Calls Her Husband At Office. -

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Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And…

There might be some truth here.

WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about?

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less...