Did you know you're more likely to be killed by a cow than a shark? Not in a "When Burgers Bite Back" situation, but these are still good facts to know. And if you're somehow unaware, SHARK WEEK STARTS TONIGHT! I am obsessed with sharks, so next to Halloween, this is the absolute best time to be me (or maybe a shark). But sharks definitely get a bad rap; they can't help the permanent resting shark face or the fact that they're the perfect eating machines...parallels I can definitely relate…