Glamor shots

I'm pretty grateful that I will NEVER be as glamorous as these fine, fine folks!

A leather-clad grandmother pouts and clutches a pair of handcuffs, while a plus-sized princess flashes a full foot of cleavage. These are just a few of the funny, bizarre and truly terrifying bad glamour shots going viral online.

Back in the early '90s, I really wanted to get made up, dressed in fancy clothes, and take a series of professional head shots at the mall. In retrospect, I'm glad I never did.

Dear Cholas, Please explain to me who was the first to decide that shaving off your eyebrows and drawing them in with a pencil was a good idea? But you didn't just stop there chola princess. Oh no - you got crazy and decided that lining your lips with that same black pencil was a new amazing beauty technique. Anyone who has the patience to outline their facial features in sharpie and then scrunch their hair with aquanet until it falls into perfect crunchy wet ringlets - well I have no choice…

Back in the early '90s, I really wanted to get made up, dressed in fancy clothes, and take a series of professional head shots at the mall. In retrospect, I'm glad I never did.

Back in the early '90s, I really wanted to get made up, dressed in fancy clothes, and take a series of professional head shots at the mall. In retrospect, I'm glad I never did.

Back in the early '90s, I really wanted to get made up, dressed in fancy clothes, and take a series of professional head shots at the mall. In retrospect, I'm glad I never did.

Back in the early '90s, I really wanted to get made up, dressed in fancy clothes, and take a series of professional head shots at the mall. In retrospect, I'm glad I never did.

The 90's may be over, but that doesn't mean we can't remember one of the decade's worst trends, Glamour Shots!

Back in the early '90s, I really wanted to get made up, dressed in fancy clothes, and take a series of professional head shots at the mall. In retrospect, I'm glad I never did.