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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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First official Tuesday of July! We survived our extreme 'heat event' last week - on the hottest day, it was 112 degrees with the 'feels like' temperature of 145! That is downright CRAZY. It was way too hot to do much, that's for sure! Even my basement office got too warm for comfort. The window...

DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is. JOE...

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