Funny stories in english

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A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story

One day an elephant wandered into a forest in search of friendsHe saw a monkey on a tree“Will you be my friend?” asked the elephant. #story, #funny

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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On a hot summer day, A little boy and his mother were inside a lake house.Little boy decided to go for a swim in lake behind his house.Boy was really excited to go into lake and swim .. #story, #funny

poor lady"he also got me a Mercedes C class" says the rich lady"that's nice!" says the poor lady"so what did yours get you?" asks the rich lady"a book about anger management" says the poor lady"ha! And I can see it hasn't worked" says the rich lady"oh, it did actually" says the poor lady

dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants todo the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.” And so they did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, andso did their children, and their children after them. And for centuries, the forest remained ... Read more

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One day, two carrots were walking down the street... They were the best of friends