Funny long jokes

A wife decides to take her husband, James, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, James! How ya doin’?” His wife is...

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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the r... #funny #joke #story

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less...

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A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money.He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?”The man ind.. #funny, #joke, #humor

It's no secret that having a sense of humor is crucially important in life. A healthy sense of humor allows you to fill your days with positive emotions, heal you when you're feeling under the weather, and even nourish you with some health benefits. The simplest way to get your daily dose of dark humor is, of course, a nice list of dark humor memes.

Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell. . Wife : where have you been till this late, I am not going to open the door. Sleep outside on the road tonight. ... #funny #joke #story

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,