Funny christmas jokes

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia! What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days! Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws! What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow! ...

These hilarious Christmas Dad Jokes, including knock-knocks, silly puns, and one-liners will keep your family and friends laughing all season long.

Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, […]

His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then maybe Jesus might be willing to get him one. So the boy started writing out a letter. ‘Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for one year...’...

Please be advised that all members planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use...

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just c... #funny #joke #story

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

What better way to get in the Christmas spirit than with a few funny Christmas jokes and riddles for kids? We have compiled 70 of our favourite Christmas-themed jokes and riddles that are sure to make you laugh this holiday season. From corny puns to silly wordplay, these jokes are sure to bring some holiday cheer to kids and adults alike.

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor