Funny cat jokes

A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God...

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Cats spend 70% of their lives sleeping and 15% of the day grooming! Wow, It’s a cat’s life! Get started for our epic collection of funny cat jokes.

In modern times, reaching 30 years and older as a human being isn't that special. For comics, however, reaching 30 years, especially in modern times, is an amazing feat, for there are only just a handful of comics and cartoons that have survived that long. 60-year-old Mark Parisi has managed to achieve this rare milestone, but he's not stopping there, and the number keeps climbing: Mr. Parisi has been doing his "Off the Mark" cartoons ever since 1987, and the number is rounding up to 35…

He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there. The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house. The next day, he decides to drop the cat forty blocks away, but the same thing happens. He keeps on increasing the number of blocks, but the cat...

Funny cat memes never fail to disappoint us, do they? If you need a pick me up - take a look at this Funny Cat Friday, funny cat logic!

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I know that I love a good cat meme, cat joke, and I especially love clever cat puns. Check out this fun list I’ve gathered of clever cat puns and jokes, and if you’ve got a good one of your own to share, leave us a comment and tell us what it is! #cattitudedaily #catfun #catjokes #catpuns #funny

I think most of us can wholeheartedly agree that cats not only can make for loving and cute pets, but they’re also incredibly complex and hard-to-understand creatures at times. In an attempt to understand their behavior and share the funny realities of owning one, Russian artist Lingvistov creates hilarious webcomics that perfectly sum up what it’s really like to own a cat. Because one thing is for sure, when you have a cat, there’s not a dull day in your life (besides the times when your…