Funny 70th birthday cards

Here are 26 amazing free printable 70th birthday cards. Editing and printing each card is easy. Just follow the prompts and edit the messages in the browser before you print! There are many great birthday wishes and message suggestions to go along with these great cards.

A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She…

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15 amazing free printable 30th birthday cards that are super easy to edit, print, and gift. These cards are a great way to cherish someone turning 30. We have funny cards, cards for men, women, and a range of great themes to choose from.

Send a uniquely humorous message with one of our fully handmade Birthday Cards! --------------------------- KEY INFORMATION --------------------------- • Size: Most popular card size 5 x 7 Inch ( W 17.8cm x H 12.7cm) • Printed on subtly textured 300gsm Cardstock • Paper Lined: Contrasting Grey Lining • Blank inside for your own message • Kraft Paper Envelope Included • Fully Handmade by CraftsUniquey • Professionally printed in the UK --------------- DELIVERY --------------- • Dispatched…

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INSIDE GREETING: "Another Birthday, Like It Or Not… Happy Birthday" COVER - Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. USE - The perfect, Hysterical card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover…

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A lighthearted, encouraging 70th Birthday Card with a woman dancing and singing with a little dog, from a pen and wash illustration by Judy Adamson. The front cover text is a well-known George Eliot quotation. Size: ,5" x 7". Color: Matte. Gender: unisex. Age Group: adult.