Fat raccoon

While we aren't here to fat shame anyone, it appears these thicc trash pandas have been hitting the dumpster buffet just a tad too hard. 1. An absolute specimen. 2. "I'm in shape — round is a shape." 3. There's a Pennywise from the movie "It" joke in here somewhere, but I just can't seem to ... [wiggles brain in frustration] ... finesse it out. (The strugs is real!

These fat, adorable animals are what I would look like if I were any of these animals. These are the fattest animals on the Internet in all their obese glory.

Wait, what?

The raccoons from Zoo Blijdorp have a new home since June. The construction was possible by a donation from the Friends of Zoo Blijdorp. Their new house is an American woodcutter's hut surrounded by garden and water. Raccoons can wash their food in the water… … and also swim. The racoons came from AAP (Aap=monkey). AAP gives primates and other exotic mammals a better future. Theyrescue animals and make the case for better animal legislation in Europe. These raccoons lived by people at home…

This is not an overstatement. I'm serious. Your life will be changed.

Round raccoon