The Church of the Daily Pragmatist I have started my own religion. Being as capable of faith, hope and love as any, I thought, I should impose my blind adherence to such on you. Outlined below you will find the basic tenants of my Church, and with them the feeling you are small, insignificant, and wrong about yourself. Every Religion has its COMMANDMENTS. Since empirical evidence has observed that the modern human attention span is shrinking, we have only THREE. THE 3 COMMANDMENTS: ONE- Be…