Fired!: Tales of the Canned, Canceled, Downsized, and Dismissed

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Annabelle Gurwitch
Simon and Schuster, Jan 2, 2007 - Business & Economics - 256 pages
If you've ever been fired, you're in good company. That's what actress and writer Annabelle Gurwitch discovered when she was fired by her idol Woody Allen, who added, "You look retarded." In confiding her tale of woe to others, she realized there is a world of people out there with similar laugh-out-loud experiences. How did Bob Saget learn he was being phased out of his job on The Morning Program? "One day I showed up and my hosting chair was gone!"

A collection of anecdotes from people who've all gotten the ax, the boot, or been canned at some point in their lives, Fired! boasts an all-star cast from Tim Allen to Jeff Garlin and features contributions from people all over the country. Uproariously funny and refreshingly true, this book proves it's not the bounce that counts, it's the bounce back.

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Thats a Fact by Andy Borowitz 22
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Bimmy in Training by Larry Charles
13
Bruce Cameron Remodels Your Redundancy
21
Poor Judgment by Illeana Douglas
29
Nesting by Jessica van der Valk
37
Extra Extra by Brian Unger
47
Sent to Cyberia by Lori Gottlieb
55
Harry Shearer Minds His Credibility Gap
64
Crimes and Mythdemeanors by Annabelle Gurwitch
115
Right On by Jill Soloway
124
Warm Body Telling Jokes
132
Balooney Tunes by Matt Walsh
139
All Those Parts by Shirley Gurwitch
147
Jimmy the Idiot by Dana Gould
154
The Worlds Worst Waiter by Jeff Kahn
160
Bob Saget Doesnt Sit Here Anymore
167

Felicity Huffman on Popping Your Cherry
75
The DoBee by Martha McCully
81
Mauve by Jack Merrill
88
Fried by Hillary Carlip
92
Steak Today by Wildman Weiner
98
Video Video by Paul F Tompkins
104
Madison Scare Garden by Elizabeth Warner
174
No Shirt No Shoes No Service by Maxine Lapiduss
181
Remembrance of Porn Past by Scott Carter
195
Cappis Pizza and Sangweech Shop by Carl Capotorto
212
The Letter You Wish Youd Sent to Your Boss Now You Can
227
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Annabelle Gurwitch is an actress and writer best known to television audiences as the cohost of the cult TV hit Dinner and a Movie on TBS. She is a contributing writer and commentator on NPR's Day to Day and has appeared in numerous television shows and movies. She lives in Los Angeles with her husband and son. Annabelle recently appeared in The Shaggy Dog with Tim Allen, stars in the indie Melvin Goes to Dinner with Jack Black, and was recently seen in Boston Legal going toe to toe with Candace Bergen. Ironically, Candace fired Annabelle as her secretary in Murphy Brown.The documentary film Fired! will be coming to theatres in the Fall of 2006 and will then play on The Sundance Channel. Bill Maher is a stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author and actor. Maher is known for his political satire and sociopolitical commentary. He received a B.A. in English and History from Cornell University. Maher's books include True Story : A Novel; Does Anybody Have a Problem With That? Politically Incorrect's Greatest Hits; Does Anybody Have a Problem with That? The Best of Politically Incorrect; When You Ride Alone You Ride With Bin Laden: What the Government Should Be Telling Us to Help Fight the War on Terrorism; Keep the Statue of Liberty Closed: The New Rules;New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer; and The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass.

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