Fired!: Tales of the Canned, Canceled, Downsized, and DismissedAnnabelle Gurwitch If you've ever been fired, you're in good company. That's what actress and writer Annabelle Gurwitch discovered when she was fired by her idol Woody Allen, who added, "You look retarded." In confiding her tale of woe to others, she realized there is a world of people out there with similar laugh-out-loud experiences. How did Bob Saget learn he was being phased out of his job on The Morning Program? "One day I showed up and my hosting chair was gone!" A collection of anecdotes from people who've all gotten the ax, the boot, or been canned at some point in their lives, Fired! boasts an all-star cast from Tim Allen to Jeff Garlin and features contributions from people all over the country. Uproariously funny and refreshingly true, this book proves it's not the bounce that counts, it's the bounce back. |
Contents
Thats a Fact by Andy Borowitz 22 | 7 |
Bimmy in Training by Larry Charles | 13 |
Bruce Cameron Remodels Your Redundancy | 21 |
Poor Judgment by Illeana Douglas | 29 |
Nesting by Jessica van der Valk | 37 |
Extra Extra by Brian Unger | 47 |
Sent to Cyberia by Lori Gottlieb | 55 |
Harry Shearer Minds His Credibility Gap | 64 |
Crimes and Mythdemeanors by Annabelle Gurwitch | 115 |
Right On by Jill Soloway | 124 |
Warm Body Telling Jokes | 132 |
Balooney Tunes by Matt Walsh | 139 |
All Those Parts by Shirley Gurwitch | 147 |
Jimmy the Idiot by Dana Gould | 154 |
The Worlds Worst Waiter by Jeff Kahn | 160 |
Bob Saget Doesnt Sit Here Anymore | 167 |
Felicity Huffman on Popping Your Cherry | 75 |
The DoBee by Martha McCully | 81 |
Mauve by Jack Merrill | 88 |
Fried by Hillary Carlip | 92 |
Steak Today by Wildman Weiner | 98 |
Video Video by Paul F Tompkins | 104 |
Madison Scare Garden by Elizabeth Warner | 174 |
No Shirt No Shoes No Service by Maxine Lapiduss | 181 |
Remembrance of Porn Past by Scott Carter | 195 |
Cappis Pizza and Sangweech Shop by Carl Capotorto | 212 |
The Letter You Wish Youd Sent to Your Boss Now You Can | 227 |
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