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I'm Cackling At These 27 Funny Tweets From The Week That Reminded Me Life Is Very, Very Silly
Welcome y'all...it's July, but the 4th is behind us, so it's time to cut the shit.
why am i still hearing fireworks?? tf are yall celebrating??? unemployment? pic.twitter.com/fyhW8LQOPg
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) July 6, 2024
Nickelodeon / Via Twitter: @ayeejuju
Now that that's settled... Welcome back! It's time for the best part of the week, aka the time I share with you all the funniest tweets from the timeline 'cause this is how I spent my time:
opening and closing Twitter like it’s a fridge
— h (@almuravid) July 6, 2024
Let's get into 'em!
1.
what if instead of x it was called twitter and instead of posts they were tweets
— ✦ eve ✦ (@impossiblyeve) July 6, 2024
2.
Do you think I can ask my law school for a refund because like there is no law anymore lol
— Andrew Strauss (@straussanator) July 1, 2024
3.
It’s been a stressful day and my anxiety is out of control. I think I’ll watch an episode of FX’s hit show The Bear to relax
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) July 2, 2024
4.
What if instead of a nervous system we just had a really chill system
— shell (@Shellerina_) June 30, 2024
5.
https://t.co/ur6ypd1Ayu pic.twitter.com/Uv9XrnMGZR
— michael (@FilledwithUrine) June 30, 2024
6.
You peel one piece of skin off ya lip and the whole lip unzip like wtf
— BASED SAVAGE (@crackcobain__) July 1, 2024
7.
High school crushes were crazy because why tf was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him
— vibe rater (@ston3rb4rbie) June 30, 2024
8.
one time i thought this happened to me and then the venue sent me an email with my signature on all the receipts https://t.co/58R3FoIzat
— julian ㄨ _ ㄨ (@im_rotting) July 1, 2024
Miramax / Walt Disney / Via Twitter: @im_rotting
9.
My mother:“Send pics on your trip. You never send pics bc you don’t want me to see your whore dressing but I already know you dress like one, so still send”…………Ok..
— Edo Mami (@Etinosagabi) July 6, 2024
10.
Just tried a “sorry this is my first day” to a customer’s question and he was like I saw you here two weeks ago!
— shirt dog (@theshirtdog) July 1, 2024
11.
whenever you see a celeb pop up with a new hairline: https://t.co/v4wjpkTYrL
— justan (@magiicalnegro) July 2, 2024
12.
my friend is 6'5" and told me something thrilling and disturbing once. he said whenever he takes the train during rush hour, he sees the same few other 6'5" guys' heads poking out of the morass of people, like treetops. they have a special 6'5" guys nod and everything
— rax ‘leads with her crotch’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) July 3, 2024
13.
My mom asked what my office does for faxing since we're completely remote, so I had to tell her we're actually located in 2024
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 3, 2024
14.
got my friend a job interview and she didn’t show up pic.twitter.com/nUzkU5OWuD
— gill (@contactabrother) July 6, 2024
Sag Harbor Police Department via Getty Images / Via Twitter: @contactabrother
15.
My child just used the auto fill info on the iPad TO BOOK HIS OWN VACATION. Now I get to make phone calls explaining that we need to cancel these reservations because the gentleman who made them is in fact nineJfc
— Virginia Brasch (@Virginia_Brasch) July 3, 2024
16.
thanks dad pic.twitter.com/6WJtEGaeeV
— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) July 6, 2024
17.
Paul McCartney's original draft https://t.co/FfEcMdTsuj
— Friz Frizzle (@FrizFrizzle) July 6, 2024
18.
whenever i see the moon it’s like ok i want six blurry pictures of that on my phone so bad
— chase (@_chase_____) July 2, 2024
19.
going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate’s linkedin profile as a flashlight
— ๓๖๕ (@thaifaggot) July 3, 2024
20.
I know the paper towels hate to see me coming in the kitchen.
— Ms. Regular Degular… (@K_Leinese) July 4, 2024
21.
I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there
— meghan (@banhmigoddess) July 6, 2024
22.
was trying to get my 2yo to nap on vacation, so i offered her a cheddar square to nibble on and said “let’s lie down on our cot and read a book in the nice quiet darkness together.” since then she has been asking to “eat cheese in the darkness”
— Katie Chironis (@kchironis) July 7, 2024
23.
Dentists will turn to their nurses and say ‘A24 - fatal traumatic root eruption’and then turn to you like ‘all healthy 👍’
— L D N _ L E W🦩S (@LDN_Lewis) July 6, 2024
24.
why does the soccer goalie wear a different shirt do they not fw him?
— Patrick Doran (@lunch_enjoyer) July 7, 2024
25.
Kamala realizing she may become president via the 25th amendment pic.twitter.com/pkHHV5gmDp
— jill (@stevienicks420) June 28, 2024
Max / Via Twitter: @stevienicks420
26.
Bryce James, son of LeBron James, recreates his father’s viral meme post:“Smiling through it all! Can’t believe this my life” pic.twitter.com/Yo5lZjCGgP
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) July 5, 2024
@_justbryce / @kingjames / Via instagram.com
27.
interview panel waiting for you to stop so they can give it to the internal candidate pic.twitter.com/69TveBA0fe
— Matt McElheron (@MattMcElheron) July 1, 2024
@liamcmusic_ / Via instagram.com
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