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‘I don’t care if he’s pooped his pants’: Whoopi backs Biden, confesses she has ‘poopy days’

July 8, 2024 | | Print Article

Whoopi Goldberg’s Trump Derangement Syndrome introduced a graphic element to her embrace of America’s allegedly accident-prone, empty-suit executive.

“…I don’t know anybody who doesn’t step in stuff at some point.”

(Video Credit: ABC)

For nearly the better part of two weeks after President Joe Biden figuratively messed the bed during an internationally broadcast debate with former President Donald Trump, he has remained a central focus of the political landscape. Monday, as the incumbent asserted he had no intention of stepping aside despite growing calls from members of his own party to do just that, Goldberg injected her own odiferous opinion on the octogenarian’s fitness for office.

“I mean, listen, I’m just going to have my two cents because I wasn’t here on the day that y’all talked about it,” the co-host of ABC’s “The View” said after playing clips from Biden’s interview with George Stephanopoulos and his Monday morning call to MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough. “I don’t care if he’s pooped his pants. I don’t care if he can’t put a sentence together. Show me he can’t do the job and then I’ll say, okay, maybe it’s time to go.”

Of little surprise from the same televised coffee klatch that lamented being “duped” by White House propaganda on the president’s mental acuity and celebrated the Deep State as “packed with patriots,” Goldberg celebrated how Biden had rebounded after getting trounced by then-California Sen. Kamala Harris at what was arguably the zenith of her short-lived DOA 2020 White House bid.

“Now, he had a bad night the first time that he went on and debated with Kamala Harris, and everybody wanted him to quit then, saying, ‘You can’t talk to women like this,’ or, ‘You’re doing this wrong. You’re doing that wrong,'” she recalled. “He came back, said, ‘You know what? I got it,’ and gave four years.”

“So yeah, I have poopy days all the time,” the “Sister Act” actress suggestively continued. “I step in so much poo you can’t even imagine.”

“Now, I’m not running the world,” Goldberg furthered, belying how many viewed leftists as authoritarian wannabes, “but I don’t know anybody who doesn’t step in stuff at some point. So, I’m just simply saying, yeah, there are two debates.”

It was unclear how much worse Biden’s performance would have to get for her to reconsider, but she did contend, “And if he can’t do what he needs to do for the second debate, I’ll join any crew that says get rid of him. But loyalty to me, if you are doing the job, I might not like everything you’re doing — I don’t like it all — but I’m gonna stand behind you like those guys stand behind the guy who should have been the person people were talking about, saying, ‘Yeah, Biden had a bad day, but this guy couldn’t tell the truth if it split his lip.’ But nobody said that.”

Goldberg’s take earned similar derision on social media as former Obama administration Attorney General Eric Holder did when he posted, “Cut the nonsense bout Democrats not being ‘strong’ like Republicans because we are now engaged in a difficult determination about who our nominee for President should be…It shows that we are a responsible political party and not a pathetic, dangerous cult…That’s true strength.”

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