The Hangover Part III (2013)
Ken Jeong: Mr. Chow
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Quotes
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Mr. Chow : Hey Chubster, I'll call you in a week. We'll get together.
Alan : No, Leslie. We can't be friends anymore.
Mr. Chow : What?
Alan : You're not good for me. It's not healthy.
Mr. Chow : Alan, you're not thinking straight. Lets just talk tomorrow.
Alan : Leslie, you're one of the coolest and nicest guys I've ever met. And you're smart. And you're funny. And everybody loves you.
Mr. Chow : Alan, what is this?
Alan : It's just that when we get together bad things happen and people get hurt.
Mr. Chow : Yeah, that's the point. It's funny.
Alan : Well, I got to make some changes in my life, and this is one of them. I'm sorry.
Alan : Farewell, Leslie Chow.
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Mr. Chow : You want Chow spirit hang over you when you make fuck on your wife?
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[the Wolf Pack wake up in a honeymoon suite]
Stu : [sees he has implants] I have boobies now!
Cassie : [laughs] Oh my God...
Phil : [laughs] Holy shit!
Stu : It's not funny! Alan, what did you do? What did you do, Alan?
Alan : The wedding cake... it was from Leslie...
[Chow enters, naked and brandishing a sword]
Mr. Chow : [laughs] We had a sick night, bitches!
[the monkey jumps back on Stu]
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Mr. Chow : We do a deal! I make good wife for you!
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Mr. Chow : You got something to say to me now, blue-eyes? No more silent treatment?
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Mr. Chow : [hang-gliding off of Caeser's Palace] I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! Think about it every night and day! Spread my wings and fly away!