Three Amigos! (1986)

Kai Wulff: German

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• German : One moment, please, I know who this man is.

  El Guapo : You do?

  German : Yes! It is Ned Nederlander!

  El Guapo : Who?

  German : You are my favorite star of the silver screen!

  Ned Nederlander : Really?

  German : In Germany, the cinema is very popular - I have seen all of your films, including when you were known as Little Neddy Knickers.

  Ned Nederlander : Ah, well that was a long time ago.

  German : It was this man who inspired me to learn the art of the quick draw. I looked up to this man. I studied his every move. It was my dream to be as fast as Ned Nederlander. I practiced every day for hours and hours. He was a god to me.

  Ned Nederlander : A god? Well, I don't know about that. But it is nice to meet a fan. You know, often I think that...

  German : But then I found out about movie tricks. Trick photography. I was crushed.

  Ned Nederlander : I never used trick photography!

  German : That is impossible. No one can be as fast as you appear to be.

  Ned Nederlander : I am that fast.

  German : We shall see.