Three Amigos! (1986)
Tony Plana: Jefe
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Quotes
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Jefe : I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little surprises.
El Guapo : Many pinatas?
Jefe : Oh yes, many!
El Guapo : Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe : A what?
El Guapo : A *plethora*.
Jefe : Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo : Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe : Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo : Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe : Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?
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[Before Ned's duel, Jefe gives him a heavy bandit's pistol]
Jefe : You wanna die with a man's gun. Not a little sissy gun like this.
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Ned Nederlander : [Before Ned's duel] Does anybody have a watch? Preferably one with a second hand?
Jefe : I got a stopwatch.
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Jefe : A toast to El Guapo!
Everybody : El Guapo!
Jefe : Today he is
[considers anxiously]
Jefe : thirty-three years old!
Everybody : [cheers]
Jefe : Salut!
Everybody : [drinks]
Jefe : On behalf of myself, Jefe, and the rest of the boys, we chipped in and got you this gift.
El Guapo : Conchita!
Conchita : [brings wrapped gift]
El Guapo : [to the German] What can you say about such men?
El Guapo : [opens gift] It's a sweater! It's a sweater!
El Guapo : [side hugs Jefe and claps him on the back] Jefe!