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Sunday 5 May 2024 at Wembley

National League Playoff Final

Solihull Moors 2 Bromley 2 aet

Bromley win 4-3 on penalties

 

All credit to Solihull for coming back twice with equalising goals, but in the end it was the poor quality of their penalty kicks that mean that Bromley will join the ranks of League Two next season for the first time in their history. Michael Cheek had given Bromley the lead just before the interval, only for Joe Sbarra to level the match just after the restart. Cheek’s goal was disputed by Moors, who claimed a foul in the build-up. Cheek scored his second from the spot to restore the Bromley lead, and then Jamie Osborne equalised again with a cool finish. There were no more goals in extra time. This match had been something of a clash of styles. Bromley could have easily been two up before Solihull turned up. Then Moors did better by playing the ball patiently on the ground, working their triangles. Bromley were more dangerous in the air, and more direct. But as the end of the match drew nearer, Bromley looked stronger and fitter. Bromley keeper Grant Smith saved Tyrese Shade’s first penalty, Cheek scored his and then Joss Labadie missed too. Although Moors’ keeper Nick Hayes saved from Ashley Charles it was still advantage Bromley and it fell to skipper Byron Webster to roll a penalty in and signal the start of a promotion party.

 

I’m going to grumble again about an £8 A4-sized programme in a stadium limiting bag size to A4. I don’t think I have ever paid that much for a programme and it is simply exploitation.

 

Tuesday 9 May 2024 at Lord’s

T20 Cricket, Oxford University v Cambridge University

CU Women 163-4 (20 ov) beat OU Women 127-8 (20 ov) by 36 runs

OU Men 160-5 (19.4 ov) beat CU Men 156-7 (20 ov) by 5 wkts

 

Cambridge Women were put into bat and they recovered from the early loss of Alice Bebb to post a formidable total. Issy Routledge and Ciara Boaden shared a 50 partnership. Routledge fell for 40 and Boaden was unbeaten on 77. Oxford’s fielding was somewhat ragged under pressure with a key moment being a six that went through the fielder’s hands on the boundary. Their bowlers had also struggled with line early on. Hannah Sutton finished with all four Cambridge wickets to fall, for 29 runs, but the other bowling figures all had zeroes in the final column.

 

It was not long before Oxford fell behind the required run rate and the innings was eventually strangled. The result was never really in doubt from an early stage although all of the top order got off the mark and into double figures. It was Routledge’s day as she took a hat-trick and finished with a magnificent 4-0-12-4 and a hand in a run out as Oxford’s batting turned to desperate measures. She was supported by Garima Kakkar with 2-22.

Ciara Bowden on her way to the top score. #keepertopcolourstats deemed inadmissible by the rules committee (i.e. me)

 

Cambridge men also lost the toss and were asked to bat first. They made a good start including some sharp running between the wickets but the bowling of Oxford captain Ben Swanson arrested the pace of progress. Zak le Riche was bowled by the hostile pace of Justin Clarke after an opening stand of 37, and opening partner Harry Houillon was run out for 49 as a non-striker, much to his surprise as he jogged towards the crease. That was great work by Toby Brown in the field. Alex Ferreira and Hari Kukreja weighed in with 22 and 32 respectively, but they struggled to get the rate above six an over and it felt a little short of what they would need.

 

Cambridge took two Oxford wickets in the power play overs but opener George Roberts was now joined by Justin Clarke. Roberts did most of the scoring but they were able to accelerate and get well ahead of the rate required by the end of the tenth over.  Oxford were 98-3 compared with Cambridge’s 74-2 at the same stage. Cambridge in the end did well to take the game to the final over. Roberts managed to keep enough of the strike to secure the victory, as at times his partners were becalmed at the other end. There was a moment of hope for Cambridge when Roberts fell for 79 off 51 balls, but Josh Royan came in to score 11, joining Max Kirby who finished with 15 off 27, with enough bat-on-ball moments to see their team over the winning line with two balls to spare and five wickets in hand.

 

Roberts reaches a half-century with a push to off

Saturday 11 May 2024 at Wembley

Non-League Finals Day

FA Vase : Romford 3 Great Wakering Rovers 0

FA Trophy : Solihull Moors 2 Gateshead 2 aet

Gateshead win 5-4 on penalties

 

This event suffers from the usual between-match imprisonment and it felt somewhat flat in the concourses at times compared with other years. The proportion of fans staying to watch both games seems to have declined. I was particularly irritated today at being asked to make a move (from the Moors section) even before the FA Trophy had been presented to Gateshead. That is culturally wrong and very disappointing. I politely declined and nothing came of it. I’ve given up on bemoaning the existence of popcorn, candy floss and pic n’mix, partly because I couldn’t seriously recommend the pies as the traditional football fare. I will, however, give credit as due for a sensible double programme at a fair price of £5.

 

But I digress. On the pitch, Romford (in blue) looked the more likely to score. It took 37 minutes for Great Wakering to have a real sniff in the opposing penalty area. It remained scoreless at half-time. Hassan Nalbant’s composed left-foot finish opened the scoring for Romford after 52 minutes, and it was soon followed by a second. Great Wakering were appealing for a penalty. On the resulting break, Sam Deering scored after Finlay Dorrell’s shot had been saved. The destination of the Vase was never really threatened after that point and eventually Nalbant would get his second goal in stoppage time. This was another very neat finish, a curling shot with the outside of the foot.

 

The FA Trophy final came down to penalties, and the deja-vu for Solihull must have been overpowering. You have to feel for Moors keeper Nick Hayes. He saved three spot-kicks and ended up on the losing side, and that must be very rare indeed. Tyrese Shade and Joss Labadie were given redemption chances after last week’s misses – and they both missed again. Gateshead’s Dajaune Brown finally sealed the win, and would have been very relieved to do so. The game had finished 1-1 after 90 minutes and then 2-2 after extra time. Regan Booty had given Gateshead the lead in first-half stoppage time, but Solihull again showed resilience when their equaliser came from frontman Mark Beck with 20 minutes left. This was a brave diving header from Joe Newton’s cross. Beck then scored from the spot in the first period of extra time only for Brown to redeem himself after a couple of missed chances with a goal timed at 111 minutes. Penalties were inevitable after that, but don’t mention the word anywhere near Solihull any time soon. Brown’s winner was the end of the ninth round of penalties. Cruel game, sometimes. The video clip below is Beck's penalty for the short-lived Solihull lead. Gateshead are in white.

 

No. Just No.

The four sporting confrontations so far this week gave a chance to play at one of the world’s great sporting venues to some lesser-known players, or those at the start of their sporting lives. The Wembley events are great days out (mostly) for the fans of the clubs that don’t get to play there so often. I may have seen an international cricketer or two learning their craft at Lord’s. Time will tell, but first we had two big name clubs back at Wembley. Having said that, whoever wins this next match will make club history.

Sunday 12 May 2024 at Wembley

Women’s FA Cup Final

Manchester United 4 Tottenham Hotspur 0

 

This game has had lots of coverage elsewhere. Beth England was to hit the bar in the second half but that was one of the few bright spots for Spurs. Manchester United had looked the better side from the start, but the timing of Ella Toone’s magnificent run and curling shot could not have been better, coming just before the interval. Rachel William’s headed second was from the textbook – she had had a near-miss in the early minutes, and then Lucia Garcia was gifted a third by a misplaced pass from Becky Spencer in the Spurs goal. Garcia would add her second, thanks to a neat assist from Millie Turner, before United rang the changes by bringing on their classy substitutes including Melvine Malard & Nikita Parris with no noticeable loss of dominance. Mary Earps in the United goal had very little to do other than breathe a sigh of relief when England’s header hit the woodwork. Now both of these sides will indirectly decide the destination of this season’s WSL title in the week ahead. Chelsea play Spurs on Wednesday and United next weekend and will need to win both.

So, that's 37 games at the "new" Wembley for me, spread over 33 visits because of the four double-headers. This week has seen the keepertopcolourstats database and table arrive at 301 matches, so it is time for me to learn how to do a Kruskal-Wallis One-Way Analysis of Variance test. This may take me a while! Solihull’s results were against the trend, Romford’s and Manchester United’s went to form. The table is here, and That Was The Week That Was. Thank you for your interest.

Any of my readers know how to do one of these? Image credit: Wikipedia

 

Easter 2024 : The Wild West & Wolverhampton

Thursday 28 March

Postponed : Honiton Town v Sidmouth Town

Having spent over five torrid hours driving down from Hertfordshire, through horizontal rain at times and with a couple of genuinely scary motorway moments, I was amazed to find the game still on as I reached the ground. However, the match referee took a different view about 45 minutes before kickoff so that was that. At that moment, the prospect of the subsequent seven games all going ahead seemed very remote. The six SW grounds occupy positions 774 to 779 on my lifetime list. The Molineux visit was my third, but a quarter of a century since the second so it has changed a bit!

Friday 29 March

Torrington 1 Crediton United 0

Vicarage Field

SW Peninsula Premier East

Keeper Tops : Grey v Orange

Winning goal in the first half, fired into the top corner after a scramble. Crediton hit the bar once but Torrington held on throughout a range of weather conditions from spring sunshine to hailstorm. Add to list of "Grounds from which a Steeple is Visible".

Torridgeside 0 Okehampton Athletic 3

Donnacroft

SW Peninsula Premier East

Keeper Tops: Grey v Green

All the goals in the first half, started with a complete miskick from the man in Grey, and finishing with a direct freekick just under the centre of the bar where the said keeper had taken an unusual starting position at the far post. Visitors played the last few minutes with ten men after a dismissal for dissent. Can go on the list of “Grounds With Farm Animals Visible” and also onto the "Grounds Where I Also Saw a Rainbow".

Holsworthy 0 Bude Town 0

Upcott Field

SW Peninsula Premier West

Keeper Tops: Pink v Green

Fair play to the hosts who had done well to dry out part of the pitch with a space heater and they were rewarded with a gate of 906. A grimly entertaining game between two hyped-up teams and thankfully no broken ankles from the tackling.

Holsworthy were clearly in-tent on getting this game on

Saturday 30 March

Liskeard Athletic 2 Dobwalls 0

Lux Park

SW Peninsula Premier West

Keeper Tops: Orange v Green

A goal in each half sealed the result of a match that had started in a downpour. Lots of strong tackling on a wet surface. A Dobwalls sub appeared in a number 99 shirt. Ground can be added to list of “Grounds with the Same Name as a Unit of Measurement in Physics”.

Elburton Villa 1 Bovey Tracey 2

Haye Road

SW Peninsula Premier East

Keeper Tops: Radioactive Bile v Green

Bovey Tracey had the best kit design of the weekend. They took a two goal lead into the final half-hour but were lucky (from where I was standing) not to pick up a red card. Then what looked initially like a fabulous block did result in a red card for handball and the hosts scored from the penalty. The rest was rather undignified and fractious, with a red card for each side during over twelve minutes of stoppage time. Most of us just wanted this one to end.

Ivybridge Town 6 Dartmouth 0

Erme Valley

SW Peninsula Premier East

Keeper Tops: Blue v Yellow

The result reflected the league table top v bottom status but four of the goals were late on, and some credit has to go to the visiting keeper for the saves which kept the score in single digits. Ground can be added to the list of “Pitches adjacent to flowing water needing someone with a net”.

 

Sunday 31 March 2024

Arsenal Women 1 Chelsea Women 0 (aet)

Molineux, Wolverhampton

Women’s League Cup Final

Keeper Tops: Black v Yellow

Rather a disappointing game with the latter stages overshadowed by the collapse off the ball of Arsenal’s Frida Maanum, now thankfully recovering. It appeared that no-one wanted to be the one to make a mistake. Stina Blackstenius got the very late goal in extra-time that spared us from a penalty shootout. Ground can be added to list of "Grounds Also Known as Dingle Dell" to those itk.

 

The overall effect on the #keepertopcolourstats league table is here. Four more games and I will have a sample big enough for a proper statistical test, if I can teach myself how to do it. It’s called a Kruskal Wallis One-Way Analysis of Variance and I promise you that no other football blogger goes there. This is because they are sensible and I am not. Thanks, as ever, for your interest. Credit to the clubs and the organisers for getting these games on. A tremendous effort.

https://modushopperrandom.blogspot.com/p/p-w-d-l-gc-cs-pts-ppg-red-11.html

 

 

  

Hopperational Details
Dates & Venues	Saturday 6 January 2024 at The Vestacare Stadium Sunday 7 January 2024 at The Hawthorns
Results	Avro FC 0 Witton Albion 1 West Bromwich Albion 4 Aldershot Town 1
Competition	Sat: Northern Premier League D1 West (Step 4) Sun: FA Cup Round 3
Hopstats	Saturday finds me at ground 773 on the lifetime list, and here because Avro made an early Game On declaration giving me enough time to make the journey north. Mind you, I needn’t have worried – this is a 3G surface. Sunday is a rite-of-passage game for the Yapps. I take over the Grandad role (which means a pocket full of half-time sweets) and join my son and grandson for the latter’s first-ever game. Three generations staying true to the family roots.
Context
Avro are performing very well in their first Step 4 season but maybe of late have struggled to convert draws to wins. Witton Albion are mid-table. West Bromwich Albion are in the Championship play-off positions but are likely to field a side of squad players for the FA Cup game against National League Aldershot. Aldershot have seen off Lewes, Swindon Town and Stockport County in earlier rounds. The Swindon game was a remarkable 7-4 scoreline, with the Shots having been 7-0 up.
In One Sentence Each
Witton Albion edged a very close encounter with a first-half goal, but were pushed to the end. West Bromwich Albion had a comfortable win built on two early goals, Aldershot’s consolation coming at the very end of stoppage time.
So What?
Avro drop to 5th but remain in the play-off places. Witton are three points behind, in 9th. WBA will await the fourth-round draw and Aldershot will concentrate on the FA Trophy in the first instance with a trip to Bishop’s Stortford next weekend.
Match Report : Avro v Witton
The only goal of the game came after 14 minutes. It was a really good finish by Harry Brazel. The ball sat up nicely for a first time low shot into the left corner. These two evenly-matched and well-organised sides then largely cancelled each other out. Witton’s keeper Ollie Martin made one block with his foot and his opposite number James Coates prevented a second Witton goal with a spectacular flying save as the first half ended. The second half started with chances at either end, but gradually Avro’s urgency started to dominate. Witton looked very solid in defence until 69 minutes had passed when Martin made the first of two exceptional saves in quick succession. This was a diving stop with a strong left arm. Avro continued to get the ball into the area and there were a couple of games of pinball which could easily have produced the equaliser. With eight minutes to go the floodlights went out and I wondered whether I would end up having to make this long journey again. My personal groundhopping rules have not yet been tested with an abandonment! Fortunately, illumination was soon restored, the Avro pressure was renewed and the Witton defences did enough. This was a very hard-earned three points for the visitors.
Ground Pix
The Vestacare Stadium has a good deal of character about it, with various types of locations for watching the game. Watch the potholes in the car park if you are coming for an evening game in the dark, though!
Match Pix
Avro in the black and blue stripes.
Match Report : WBA v Aldershot
This game has been well-covered in the mainstream media so I will merely add that the main interest was in the promising performances of a number of young debutants and squad players. The result wasn’t really in doubt once the Baggies were three up after half an hour. Tom Fellows on the right flank had been doing most of the damage, albeit in lots of space that he was allowed by the defence. The first goal was a peach of a finish from Nathaniel Chalobah. The second was a gift for Jovan Malcolm, and the third was a powerful instinctive finish from an inadvertent loose ball by Daryl Dike. This was Dike’s return from serious injury and he did not reappear for the second half. The visiting fans, not unreasonably it has to be said, gleefully gave us a rendition of, “Is this a Library?”. Fellows had to wait until the 88th minute before getting his name on the scoresheet and there was still time for a consolation for Aldershot’s Ollie Bray which took a bit of gloss off the result. Much of the game was played at training ground pace, and Albion conceded a fair bit of possession in the second half, playing on the break. Caleb Taylor looked comfortable on the right side of the back three in his second appearance, and there were five WBA debutants all told. The only one who won’t want to see the highlights again is Layton Love, who skied a good chance when through on the break. Job done, though, and we were at pains to point out to my grandson that … It. Is. Not. Always. Like. This. At. The. Albion.
Ground Pix
Tony Brown, Albion legend of 60s & 70s Boiler Man, current Albion legend. Or laughing stock. Fair play to Aldershot who filled the Smethwick End with 5700 fans
Match Pix
Aldershot in red.
Goalkeeper Top Colour Stats Update
Usually accompanied by a pre-match prediction on Threads just before kickoff. Working towards being able to compute a respectable test of statistical significance, it looks like an Analysis of Variance (ANOVA) test will be appropriate. The full keeper top performance table from my last 289 matches is here, on this separate page, and I’ll organise the test when we reach 300 pieces of evidence. This weekend Pink lost to Yellow on Saturday and Grey beat Green on Sunday. Pre-match Prediction based on Keeper Top Colour: Predictions: Home Win & Home Win Was the prediction correct? No (Sat) & Yes (Sun) % of correct predictions so far 48% (69 from 144)
What Next?
Unsure because we are in the weather-dependent segment of the season. I have to be in the Midlands again next weekend and will look to pick off another one of my 21 target Step 4 grounds if I can. My next chance to tick off Plymouth Parkway to complete Step 3 is not until the following week.