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Who’s The Hottest Sitcom Dad Of All-Time?

By Olivia Armstrong @itslivarmstrong
Published Aug. 22, 2014, 2:00 p.m. ET

Emmy-winner Ty Burrell turns 47 today and he’s still pretty darn hot … for a sitcom dad, that is. But the Modern Family star isn’t the only primetime DILF out there and there were plenty before him we would gladly call “Daddy” any weeknight between 8 and 10pm. Without further ado, here’s a definitive ranking of the hottest sitcom dads to ever grace the airwaves.

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Tim Taylor, 'Home Improvement': "Let me fix that for ya"-hot.Photo: Everett Collection
Homer Simpson, 'The Simpsons': Will share a beer with you-hot. Photo: Everett Collection
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Ray Barone, 'Everybody Loves Raymond': "Let's go upstairs"-hot. Photo: Everett Collection
Dan Conner, 'Roseanne': Make fart sounds on your belly-hot. Photo: Everett Collection
Carl Winslow, 'Family Matters': Will handcuff you-hot.Photo: Everett Collection
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Rob Petrie, 'The Dick Van Dyke Show': "May I have this dance?"-hot.Photo: Everett Collection
Drew Pickles, 'Rugrats': He'll spoil you-hot. Photo: Warosu.org
Chandler Bing, 'Friends': Was born to be a dad-hot.Photo: Everett Collection
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Jim Halpert, 'The Office': Let me loosen that tie for you-hot.Photo: theofficenbc.tumblr.com
Martin Crane, 'Frasier': No nonsense-Hot.Photo: Everett Collection
Ross Geller, 'Friends': Supportive-hot. Photo: Everett Collection
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Hal, 'Malcolm in the Middle': More than just khakis-hot.Photo: Everett Collection
Dr. Jason Seaver, 'Growing Pains': Reproduces hot offspring-hot. Photo: Everett Collection
Michael Kyle, 'My Wife and Kids': Bald and beautiful-hot. Photo: siteoffline.com
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Stu Pickles, 'Rugrats': 5 o'clock shadow-hot.Photo: Everett Collection
Phil Dunphy, 'Modern Family': Goofy hot.Photo: Clevercards.com
Michael Bluth, 'Arrested Development': Needs a hug-hot. Photo: Everett Collection
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Sergeant Terry Jeffords, 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine': Family man-hot. Photo: Everett Collection
Jesse Katsopolis, 'Full House': Good with kids-hot. Photo: Everett Collection
Al Bundy, 'Married with Children': Hottest Hot. Ever. Ed O'Neil still plays a hot dad almost 30 years later on 'Modern Family.' Photo: Everett Collection
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