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09/30/2016 - Ben Simmons Fractures A Bone In His Foot 09/30/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Serpents In My Mind 09/30/2016 - The Dolphins Do Everything Wrong 09/30/2016 - We're The Staff Of Deadspin, Let's Yak 09/30/2016 - Pacifist Joakim Noah Declines To Attend Knicks Event At West Point 09/30/2016 - It's Probably Time To Start Worrying About Sammy Watkins 09/30/2016 - 09/30/2016 - Woof, Ryan Tannehill 09/30/2016 - José Fernández's High School Jersey Stolen And Then Returned 09/30/2016 - No, Josh Gordon Did Not Get Caught With A Pound Of Weed At The Airport 09/30/2016 - John Farrell To Sassy Fan: "Why Don't You Shut Your Ass Up?"09/30/2016 - Consider Purchasing Pet Health Insurance For Your Very Good Pets 09/30/2016 - Did Donald Trump Sleep Last Night?09/30/2016 - The Blue Jays Are Beefing With The Local Media 09/30/2016 - Canada Wins The World Cup Of Hockey, Whatever 09/30/2016 - The Cardinals Got A Win They Didn't Deserve Because The Reds Couldn't Hear Their Dugout Phone 09/30/2016 - A.J. Green Will Catch Anything You Throw At Him 09/30/2016 - Cardinals Win On Suspicious Walk-Off, Umpires Disappear Before Reds Can Challenge 09/30/2016 - Jeb: It's Rude To Hear My Old Dad Say Things 09/30/2016 - MLB Game Ends In A Tie For The First Time Since 2005 09/30/2016 - Ambitious Running Back Flips Over, Through Would-Be Tackler For Spectacular Touchdown 09/30/2016 - 09/30/2016 - Lady Gaga To Perform At Super Bowl Halftime Show; They've Done Worse 09/29/2016 - Abdi Abdirahman Still Wins The Party 09/29/2016 - UEFA Fines Celtic Over Fans Flying The Palestinian Flag 09/29/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: You Weren't Man Enough 09/29/2016 - Josh Gordon Is Headed To Rehab 09/29/2016 - Trusting Anyone In Cycling Is A Loser's Game 09/29/2016 - NFL Suspends Randy Gregory 10 More Games For Violating Substance Abuse Policy 09/29/2016 - Liverpool Are Finally Back 09/29/2016 - Where Did Alabama Linebacker Tim Williams Get That Weed? He Got It From, Uh, Brandon Chicken 09/29/2016 - Irish Olympic Boxer Bet On Himself To Lose, Won 09/29/2016 - Detective Curt Schilling Is On The Case Of The Hoboken Train Crash 09/29/2016 - Mario Balotelli Watches His Goal From His Butt<em></em>09/29/2016 - American Fan At Ryder Cup Heckles Europeans, Gets Called Out To Putt For $100, Sinks It 09/29/2016 - Don't Laugh At Logan, He Has A Metabolism Issue 09/29/2016 - Get Rid Of The Score Ticker On NFL Broadcasts 09/29/2016 - Tim Duncan Is The Spurs' New "Coach Of Whatever He Feels Like"09/29/2016 - Hunter Renfroe Put His Damn Dong On Top Of A Roof 09/29/2016 - Rafael Nadal Halts Play While Mother Seeks Her Lost, Weeping Child 09/29/2016 - ACC Football Championship Moved To Orlando Over Anti-LGBT Law 09/29/2016 - Richard Sherman Explains Why Players Shouldn't Trust The NFL 09/29/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 76th Game 09/29/2016 - Aleksandar Mitrović Damn Near Kills Teammate In A Fit Of Ecstasy 09/29/2016 - Notre Dame's President Wants You To Believe Discrimination Is Politics 09/29/2016 - Colin Kaepernick Calls Trump And Clinton "Proven Liars" Who Were "Trying To Debate Who's Less Racist"09/29/2016 - AL East Champion Red Sox Graciously Allow Yankees To Have Cute Little Celebration Of Their Own 09/29/2016 - Dez Bryant Injures Knee, Reportedly Gets Fined For Skipping MRIs 09/29/2016 - Korean Announcers Provide Excellent Call On Hyun Soo Kim's Superb Dinger 09/29/2016 - Dak Prescott's Adjusting To Being A Famous NFL QB Pretty Well 09/29/2016 - Report: Title IX Official Connected To Antonio Callaway Case Fired By Florida 09/29/2016 - Gary Johnson Can't Name A Single Foreign Leader 09/29/2016 - DraftKings Investigating Possible Collusion Scandal In Flagship Contest 09/29/2016 - Cool New Tailgate Delicacy: Deep Fried Helmet 09/28/2016 - Nebraska President Pens Letter In Support Of Football Players' Right To Protest 09/28/2016 - Rex Ryan Posed As A Reporter To Ask Julian Edelman If He'd Be Playing QB 09/28/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: A Real-Life Human Being Who Bled To Death 09/28/2016 - Derrick Rose's Lawyers Still Want To Bring Up Jane Doe's Past 09/28/2016 - Danny Willett's Brother Riles Up American Ryder Cup Fans 09/28/2016 - ESPN Runs Memphis Grizzlies Puff Piece Written By Guy The Grizzlies Just Hired<em></em>09/28/2016 - Trump Kids Can't Seem To Figure Out Why Their Shitty Father's Campaign Is So Shitty<em></em>09/28/2016 - These Mammals Are Just Straight-Up Murdering Each Other All The Time 09/28/2016 - Fernando Torres Does A Fernando Torres 09/28/2016 - <i>FIFA</i>'s Skill Games Look Just As Fun In Real Life 09/28/2016 - Send Us Your College Roommate Horror Stories 09/28/2016 - Brilliant Shithead Cristiano Ronaldo Had A Brilliant, Shitheaded Game Yesterday 09/28/2016 - Tim Tebow Hit A Home Run On The First Pitch 09/28/2016 - Trying To Teach Donald Trump To Debate Sounds Like Hell 09/28/2016 - Antonio Brown Says Refs Threatened To Eject Him For Wearing Cool Shoes 09/28/2016 - Brandon Belt On His Friend D.J. LeMahieu: "He's A Nice Guy. I Still Want To Punch Him In The Face."09/28/2016 - 09/28/2016 - I'm A Little Over The World Cup Of Hockey, I Think 09/28/2016 - Mets Players Made It Up To This Lil' Fan After He Took A Foul Ball To The Arm 09/28/2016 - Aledmys Díaz Returns From José Fernández's Memorial, Smacks First Career Grand Slam 09/28/2016 - Some UFC Guy Tries To Diss Conor McGregor, Walks Straight Into Huge Burn 09/28/2016 - Report: J.J. Watt Re-Injured His Back, Possibly Out For The Season 09/28/2016 - Yankees Fan Proposes Live On Scoreboard, Loses Ring 09/28/2016 - Nebraska Regent Calls For Kneeling Players To Be Kicked Off Team, Then Tries To Deny It 09/27/2016 - Nate Diaz Is Still Talking Wild Shit About Conor McGregor 09/27/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: And Day Is Through 09/27/2016 - 09/27/2016 - Tiger Woods Is Now Golf's Washed-Up Uncle 09/27/2016 - Serena Williams On Racial Inequality: "I Won't Be Silent"09/27/2016 - America's Beautiful Wonderteen, Christian Pulisic, Just Ran Through Real Madrid<em></em>09/27/2016 - Frances Tiafoe Is A Good American And This Is A Great Point 09/27/2016 - Do You Even Know If You're Registered To Vote Yet?09/27/2016 - Is Gerardo Martino The USMNT Coach-In-Waiting?09/27/2016 - England Manager Sam Allardyce Loses Job After Just One Game In Charge 09/27/2016 - Lamp Switches, Ranked<em></em>09/27/2016 - Pakistan’s National Baseball Team Just Wants You To Know They Exist 09/27/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 75th Game 09/27/2016 - Gregg Popovich Explains America 09/27/2016 - Giannis Antetokounmpo Is Not So Great At Jokes 09/27/2016 - Adrian Beltre Strikes Out, Putts The Ball Away 09/27/2016 - Beef! We've Got Yankees-Blue Jays Beef!09/27/2016 - Nebraska's Michael Rose-Ivey Addresses Racist Responses To His Anthem Protest 09/27/2016 - That Saints Punt Return Was Spectacularly Bad 09/27/2016 - Matt Ryan Wanted No Part Of Making This Block 09/27/2016 - Bucks President: "Milwaukee Is The Most Segregated, Racist Place I’ve Ever Experienced"<em></em>09/27/2016 - Even Stormfront Thinks Hillary Clinton Won The Debate 09/27/2016 - The Marlins Said Goodbye To José Fernández Tonight 09/27/2016 - Tom Brady's Apparently Been Spending His Suspension Tanning His Butt 09/27/2016 - Howard Dean Thinks Donald Trump Might Be On Coke<em></em><em></em><em></em>09/27/2016 - No, Donald Trump's Camp Isn't Deleting His Stupid Climate Change Tweets 09/27/2016 - Mets Broadcasters Break Down On Air While Remembering José Fernández 09/27/2016 - Welcome To Hell: It’s Deadspin’s 2016 Presidential Debate Liveblog <em></em>09/27/2016 - 49ers' Anthony Davis Retires From The NFL For The Second Time 09/27/2016 - England Manager Sam Allardyce Reportedly Caught Telling Businessmen How To Cheat FA Rules 09/26/2016 - Dee Gordon Overcome With Emotion After Leading Off Marlins Game With A Dinger 09/26/2016 - The Marlins Honored José Fernández Before Tonight's Game<em></em>09/26/2016 - Michelle Obama Did Not Lovingly Embrace George W. Bush 09/26/2016 - 09/26/2016 - LeBron James On Police Violence: "It's A Scary-Ass Situation"09/26/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Blood War On The Bourgeois State 09/26/2016 - Arsenal Looked Like The Best Team In England This Weekend, But They'll Fuck It Up Somehow 09/26/2016 - I Think Nate Silver Is Broken, Maybe?09/26/2016 - Jalen Ramsey Went And Got Himself On Steve Smith's Shit List 09/26/2016 - Lucas Pouille Is The Next Big Tennis Guy 09/26/2016 - What Will White People Say About How Trump Does In The Debate?09/26/2016 - Donald Trump Jr. Has Spent Years Fighting Twitter's Haters And Losers<em></em>09/26/2016 - Bills Fans Body-Slam Cardinals Flag Through Table 09/26/2016 - Colts Radio Announcer Is Really Happy The Game Is "Finally Fucking Over"09/26/2016 - Nerlens Noel Has No Idea How The 76ers Will Manage Their Logjam Either 09/26/2016 - How Deep Does The Browns' Kicking Disaster Go?09/26/2016 - José Fernández Was Why We Watch Sports 09/26/2016 - These Wacky Sports Highlights Got Me Chuckling 09/26/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 74th Game 09/26/2016 - You Are A Fact Checker 09/26/2016 - Michael Essien's 30th Birthday Party Was Just The Saddest<em></em>09/26/2016 - What The Hell Were The Buccaneers Thinking?09/26/2016 - LAPD Confirms Active Criminal Investigation Into Derrick Rose For Alleged Sexual Assault [Update]<em></em>09/26/2016 - Known Man-Eating Fish Strikes England, Devours Goalkeeping Coach On Pitch 09/26/2016 - Chris Bosh's Heat Career Is Likely Over 09/26/2016 - I Don't Like This Mascot 09/26/2016 - This Is A Brilliant Way To Exploit The Rulebook 09/26/2016 - You're #1 09/26/2016 - Ryan Fitzpatrick And The Jets Were "Shitty All Around"09/26/2016 - 09/26/2016 - This Is On Yahoo!'s Home Page Right Now 09/26/2016 - The Sidelines Aren't Safe 09/26/2016 - Arnold Palmer Dead At 87 09/26/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Passport 09/26/2016 - FIFA Shutters Anti-Racism Task Force, Because There's No More Racism In Soccer 09/25/2016 - "Would You Believe A Home Run?" Dodgers Clinch N.L. West, Give Vin Scully One Final Walk-Off Call [Update]09/25/2016 - Dustin Pedroia Scores Winning Run By Dancing Around Rays Catcher 09/25/2016 - Report: LSU Fires Les Miles 09/25/2016 - Benches Clear After Nationals' A.J. Cole Throws Behind Pirates' Jung Ho Kang 09/25/2016 - #Fraud. #Pathetic.09/25/2016 - CBS Airs Jags Fan's Halftime Adjustments 09/25/2016 - Here's An Eagles Fan Wearing A Trump Mask Getting Hit In The Face With An Amoroso Roll 09/25/2016 - Patrick Peterson Picks Off Tyrod Taylor With One Hand 09/25/2016 - Pedro Martínez On José Fernández: "I Saw A Better Talent Than I Was"09/25/2016 - Former Michigan State Defensive Back Mylan Hicks Shot And Killed Outside Calgary Nightclub 09/25/2016 - Fight Breaks Out At Senators Practice After Patrick Sieloff Hits Clarke MacArthur 09/25/2016 - Buster Posey Loses Sight Of Foul Ball; Eduardo Núñez Saves The Day<em></em><em></em>09/25/2016 - Don't Be A Mark: Your Guide To Ignoring The NFL Today 09/25/2016 - Eduardo Pérez's José Fernández Remembrance Was Incredible 09/25/2016 - José Fernández Killed In Boating Accident [Updating]09/25/2016 - Haven't These Trees Been Through Enough 09/25/2016 - Never Take Your Eyes Off The Quarterback 09/25/2016 - Stanford Needed 59 Minutes To Score A Touchdown, But One Is All They Needed 09/25/2016 - Francis Owusu Knocked Out By Helmet To Helmet Hit; Officials Review Video, Somehow Declare It Legal 09/25/2016 - Auburn Stuns LSU After Game-Winning, Last-Second Touchdown Taken Off Scoreboard By Replay Officials 09/25/2016 - Tennessee Finally Beat Florida 09/25/2016 - She'll Catch It Next Time 09/24/2016 - Marvelous 50-Yard Touchdown Run Becomes Touchback After Ball Comes Loose 09/24/2016 - Baylor Being Baylor 09/24/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Love It And Baby, You Should Too 09/24/2016 - High School Boys Soccer Team Forfeits Rather Than Risk Losing To Girls 09/24/2016 - How 09/24/2016 - The Mets' Pitching Staff Is Dying 09/24/2016 - "I'm Falling Off The Chair" [Update]09/24/2016 - Let's Make Some Minestrone, And Accept Autumn Like Grown-Ups 09/24/2016 - This Is Probably Unhealthy 09/24/2016 - Ken Starr Believes Art Briles Is The True Victim In Baylor's Sexual Assault Scandal 09/24/2016 - Peyton Manning's Hairline Is A Lie 09/24/2016 - USF Goes 84 Yards For TD On Game's First Play; FSU Goes 75 On The Second 09/24/2016 - Tebow Jokes: Your Knoxville <i>College GameDay</i> Sign Roundup 09/24/2016 - Washington State Plans To Force Students To Bail Out Broke Athletics Department 09/24/2016 - 2016 09/24/2016 - 09/24/2016 - Utah Drives 93 Yards In Final Five Minutes To Beat USC 09/24/2016 - Peaceful Student Protest Marches On Eastern Michigan Field As Game Ends 09/24/2016 - "C'mon, It's Just Me!" Vin Scully Brings Down The House At Retirement Ceremony 09/24/2016 - Another Night, Another Ejection For Targeting 09/23/2016 - Sacramento D.A. Asks For Restraining Order Against Guy Who Threw A Pie At Kevin Johnson 09/23/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Comprehensively Meaningless 09/23/2016 - Kevin Garnett Retires, Makes The NBA A Little More Sane And A Lot Less Fun 09/23/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 73rd Game 09/23/2016 - Teenaged Korean Goalkeeper Is God-Awful At Pretending To Try To Stop This Goal 09/23/2016 - How The Hell Do The Patriots Do It?09/23/2016 - Kolten Wong Eats It 09/23/2016 - These Bears, Like Me, Are Wondering What's So Bad About Eating Some Ducks 09/23/2016 - Premier League Player Suspended Four Games For Homophobic Tweets From Four Years Ago 09/23/2016 - 09/23/2016 - 09/23/2016 - We're The Deadspin Staff. Let's Chat.09/23/2016 - Report: Jacoby Brissett Needs Surgery On His Thumb 09/23/2016 - Report: Ted Cruz Planning To Cuck Himself [Updated]09/23/2016 - Report: Buccaneers To Release Austin Seferian-Jenkins Following DUI Arrest 09/23/2016 - Study: America's Large Adult Sons Economically Crippled By Good Video Games 09/23/2016 - This Video Of A Guy Executing Fish With A Pistol Is Actually Good Because Lionfish Suck 09/23/2016 - Mariners Catcher Steve Clevenger Suspended Without Pay For Tweets 09/23/2016 - Vin Scully Calls Two Baseball Games At The Same Time 09/23/2016 - Lawyer For Guy Who Pied Kevin Johnson Decries Lack Of Visual Evidence 09/23/2016 - Reports: Chris Bosh Fails Physical Due To Complications From Blood Clotting 09/23/2016 - You Already Know What Mike Ditka Thinks Of Colin Kaepernick, So Let's Just Laugh At His Big Dumb Head 09/23/2016 - Chase Utley Turns Very Bad Play Into Very Good One 09/23/2016 - It's Time To Once Again Help Prove That Average Fans Are The Best Scouts In Baseball 09/23/2016 - The Seahawks Would Like To See White NFL Players Join The National Anthem Protests 09/23/2016 - Asdrubal Cabrera Flips The Everloving Shit Out Of His Bat After Huge Walk-Off Dinger 09/23/2016 - The Texans Were Tremendously Incompetent 09/23/2016 - The Guy Who Threw A Pie In Kevin Johnson's Face Explains Why He Did It 09/23/2016 - Greg Schiano Hit A Cyclist With His Car And Sent Him To The Hospital 09/23/2016 - Thanks To Draymond Green, NBA Refs Will Be Cracking Down On Hits To The Dick And Balls 09/23/2016 - What Do You Get For The Baseball Player Who Has Everything? A Busted Up Phone Box 09/22/2016 - Mariners Catcher Barfs Out Some Thoughts About Protestors, Compares Them To Animals 09/22/2016 - This Intentional Walk Toss Missed By A Country Mile 09/22/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Big And Strong 09/22/2016 - Chip Kelly Backs Colin Kaepernick, Terrible Columnist Fusses Like A Baby 09/22/2016 - Judge Threatens Sanctions If Derrick Rose's Lawyer "Shames And Blames The Victims Of Rape"<em></em><em></em>09/22/2016 - Baseball Men Won't Stop Standing For The National Anthem 09/22/2016 - 09/22/2016 - That Idiot On Your Hunting Message Board Might Be Donald Trump Jr.09/22/2016 - Text Messages Show Ex-Auburn Football Player Saying "I'm Sorry" To Woman Who Said He Raped Her 09/22/2016 - New Touchback Rule Designed To Reduce Number Of Kickoff Returns Is Actually Increasing Them<em></em>09/22/2016 - Don't Have Opinions About Other People's Underwear 09/22/2016 - The Ongoing NFL Conspiracy You Don’t Know About<em></em>09/22/2016 - MacArthur Genius Grants: Not Worth It 09/22/2016 - Landon Donovan And I Would Like To Announce Our Availability For The USMNT 09/22/2016 - Who To Start? Who To Sit? Fantasy Football Advice For Week Three Is Here.<em></em>09/22/2016 - Indiana Football Player Charged With Felony Child Molestation (UPDATE)09/22/2016 - Leonard Williams, We Know What Happened To Your Hookah Parts 09/22/2016 - Skip Bayless Explains How To Argue When You Agree 09/22/2016 - Don't Expect Police Video Of Keith Scott's Death Any Time Soon 09/22/2016 - A Night Of Tear Gas And Chaos In Charlotte 09/22/2016 - Rams Lose Lawsuits To PSL Holders They Left Behind In St. Louis 09/22/2016 - Mario Balotelli Scores Two More Goals, Remains On Fire 09/22/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 72nd Game 09/22/2016 - Watch Olympic Silver Medalist Daryl Homer School Us In Saber Fencing 09/22/2016 - Team North America Wrongly Thought They Had Advanced 09/22/2016 - Entire Indiana Fever Team Kneels During National Anthem 09/22/2016 - Here's The Guy Kevin Johnson Reportedly Beat Up For Hitting Him With A Pie 09/22/2016 - Adam Jones Wants To Know Where All The Orioles Fans Are 09/22/2016 - Report: Kevin Johnson Beats Protestor To A "Bloody Pulp" At Farm-To-Table Event<em></em><em></em>09/22/2016 - Charlotte Protests: A Night In Photos 09/22/2016 - Ender Inciarte Robs Yoenis Cespedes' Would-Be Walk-Off, Ends Game 09/22/2016 - Here's A Truly Bonkers One-Handed Catch 09/22/2016 - Reports: One Shot, Several Injured As Protests In Charlotte Turn Violent [Updating]09/22/2016 - Stephen Jackson Righteously Owns Don King On CNN 09/22/2016 - Lone Bright Spot For The Browns Injured Too 09/21/2016 - Chris Bosh Has Escalated His PR Battle With The Miami Heat 09/21/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Love Your Dress 09/21/2016 - Jose Bautista Admires Huge Dinger With A Backwards Home Run Trot 09/21/2016 - Jim Grobe Says Shawn Oakman Comments Taken Out Of Context, Is Full Of Shit 09/21/2016 - Nathan MacKinnon's Filthy Goal Wins It In OT For Team North America 09/21/2016 - Take Our Survey On Boycotting The NFL And Don't You Dare Lie 09/21/2016 - Richard Sherman Addresses Police Killings Of Black Men At Press Conference, Then Walks Out<em></em>09/21/2016 - Cam Newton Says Some Things To Colin Kaepernick 09/21/2016 - Donnel Pumphrey Is Small, Fast, And On His Way To Becoming An All-Time Great 09/21/2016 - Team North America Is Already Doing Cool Things (Update: They Can't Even Stop)09/21/2016 - Robert Swift Says He's Clean And Attempting A Professional Basketball Comeback 09/21/2016 - Team USA Is Mad About Phil Kessel's Tweet 09/21/2016 - Christian Pulisic Is Too Good To Be Underhyped 09/21/2016 - The Time Norm Macdonald Bombed So Hard On <i>Star Search </i>That Even Ed McMahon Didn't Laugh 09/21/2016 - That Might Be The Last You See Of Adrian Peterson As A Viking 09/21/2016 - Don King Says "Nigger" While Introducing Donald Trump 09/21/2016 - Rangers' Double Play Breaks Mike Scioscia's Spirit 09/21/2016 - San Diego’s Airport Doesn’t Want This Great Bill Walton Statue<em></em>09/21/2016 - Marshawn Lynch On Colin Kaepernick Is Very Good 09/21/2016 - David Ortiz Gets Taunted By Fan, Homers, Taunts Back 09/21/2016 - Accept Random Events 09/21/2016 - Team USA Sucked 09/21/2016 - Saint Louis University's New Mascot Is Hungry For Your Soul 09/21/2016 - E.J. Price Transfers From USC; Coach Clay Helton Denies Price Punched Him 09/21/2016 - Rutgers Student Tailgate Shut Down After AD Chugs A Beer On Stage 09/21/2016 - Dodgers Roast Madison Bumgarner En Masse After Shoving Match 09/20/2016 - Look At How Excited Thomas Davis Is 09/20/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Download Or Not 09/20/2016 - Judge Rules Woman Accusing Derrick Rose Of Rape Must Use Her Name In Civil Trial 09/20/2016 - Look At This Map, America Is The Greatest Country In The World 09/20/2016 - An Interview With The Girl Who Took Her Michael Jordan Cardboard Cutout Everywhere 09/20/2016 - Yaya Touré Won't Play For Man City Again Unless His Shit-Talking Agent Apologizes 09/20/2016 - Las Vegas's Play For The Raiders Keeps Getting Shadier 09/20/2016 - USC Is Already A Mess 09/20/2016 - What Happens If Trump Calls Hillary A "Bitch" During The Debate?09/20/2016 - Rich Fuck Who Funded Ads Calling Trump Misogynist Decides To Back Trump Because The Rich Are Bad People 09/20/2016 - Does Mike Gundy Think Jack Nicholson Was The Good Guy In <i>A Few Good Men</i>?09/20/2016 - How To Poach An Egg In The Microwave And Plan Your Lunches All Week 09/20/2016 - Hell Yeah, Another Cool <i>Madden</i> Glitch 09/20/2016 - Donald Trump's Charity Golf Tournament Was Apparently Rigged, And He Used His Charity's Money To Settle The Lawsuit 09/20/2016 - Remember When This Crappy Hitter Became A Bat-Flipping God?09/20/2016 - We're Going Backwards On Racial Economic Equality 09/20/2016 - If Rome Was So Weak Before It Fell, How Did Its Industry Manage To Pollute Greenland?09/20/2016 - Brad Pitt Is A Loser 09/20/2016 - Great And Loyal Soccer Dog Is A Better Goalkeeper Than Human Counterpart 09/20/2016 - Russia Beat Team North America At Its Own Game 09/20/2016 - Mookie Betts Is So Damn Mean To The Orioles 09/20/2016 - It's Probably Time To Write Off The Bears 09/20/2016 - Madison Bumgarner And Yasiel Puig Yelled At Each Other And Started A Bench-Clearing Shoving Match 09/20/2016 - Carson Wentz Sure Looks Legit 09/20/2016 - Rick Porcello Got Into It With Manny Machado And<em></em> Pitched The Most Efficient Game Of The Season 09/20/2016 - The Browns Even Get Mocked In <i>The Good Place</i>09/20/2016 - Giancarlo Stanton Is Back And Already Hitting Monster Dongs 09/20/2016 - Lindsey Graham Wants To Destroy America 09/20/2016 - The Fan Experience At The Rams' Stadium Sounded Like Hell [Update]09/19/2016 - Seahawks Heavily Penalized For Overly Intense Offseason Workouts 09/19/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Dolla Dolla Bill Y'All 09/19/2016 - 09/19/2016 - Curt Schilling, 38 Studios Execs Agree To $2.5 Million Settlement With Rhode Island 09/19/2016 - Report: The Browns Fired A Bunch Of Scouts Who Liked Carson Wentz 09/19/2016 - Ex-Baylor Player Indicted For Sexual Assault Allowed Into Team Locker Room [Updated]09/19/2016 - The Browns Wanted To Suck, And The Injury Gods Have Obliged Them 09/19/2016 - Cowboys Fan Attacks Women During Parking Lot Brawl 09/19/2016 - Dan Gilbert-Backed Bill Would Allow Developers To Pocket Even More Public Money 09/19/2016 - Deadspin 25: Long Live Central Florida, Our College Football Overlords 09/19/2016 - A DraftKings Contractor Won Over $1 Million Playing DraftKings Yesterday 09/19/2016 - Adrian Peterson Has A Torn Meniscus 09/19/2016 - The Giants Are In Freefall 09/19/2016 - Indians Players Don't Take Kindly To Beat Writer Losing Faith 09/19/2016 - Alex Boone's Gentle Suggestion To Vikings Fans: "Shut The Fuck Up A Little Bit"09/19/2016 - Daniel Sturridge Stars In Hilarious Liverpool Rap Trivia Video 09/19/2016 - Chicken And Eggs Together: Disgusting 09/19/2016 - You Found Our Tribute To Vikings History 09/19/2016 - Tiffany Trump's Secret Service Detail, Like Her Father's Attention, Absent 09/19/2016 - Manchester United Have A Wayne Rooney Problem 09/19/2016 - Raiders Fan Knocks Out Raiders Fan In Extremely Slow Fight 09/19/2016 - Georgia Fan Celebrates Too Hard, Ends Up In Hospital 09/19/2016 - North Carolina Governor Planted Questions From Fake Reporters To Avoid Answering Ones About Anti-LGBT Law 09/19/2016 - It's Week 2 And The Skins Are Already A Mess 09/19/2016 - Team North America Is An Absolute Blast 09/19/2016 - That Was Everything The Vikings Wanted From Sam Bradford 09/19/2016 - Professional Liar Takes Stand Against Fact-Checking 09/19/2016 - Adrian Peterson Injured, Then Dragged Through Some Kind Of Restaurant 09/19/2016 - Falcons Score Wacky Hot Potato Touchdown 09/18/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Parents Gonna Be The Death Of Us All 09/18/2016 - Jaguars Lineman Kelvin Beachum Carted Off After Sustaining Concussion 09/18/2016 - It's Jacoby Brissett Time, I Guess 09/18/2016 - Lions And Titans Combine For 29 Penalties In A Battle Of The Inept 09/18/2016 - The Browns Were Very Much The Browns Today 09/18/2016 - 09/18/2016 - LOOK OUT 09/18/2016 - Jimmy Garoppolo Hurt His Shoulder [Update]09/18/2016 - Saints Cornerback P.J. Williams Carted Off The Field After Colliding With Opponent 09/18/2016 - Isaiah Crowell Embarrasses The Ravens Defense 09/18/2016 - Crybaby Cops Threaten To Stop Dolphins' Police Escort, Claim Players Don't Have The Right To Free Speech 09/18/2016 - Stay Out Of The Trenches: Today's Guide To Ignoring The NFL 09/18/2016 - High School Football Team Kneels During National Anthem 09/18/2016 - Noah Brown Is Amazing 09/18/2016 - Can't Let 'Em See The Smelling Salts 09/18/2016 - The Strangest Kickoff You'll Ever See Happened In A Real College Game 09/18/2016 - Huh 09/17/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Brain Like A Rolling Snowball 09/17/2016 - George Washington Fires Men's Basketball Coach After Investigating Verbal Abuse Claims 09/17/2016 - "What A Whiff By The Officials!" Ole Miss Takes 24-3 Lead On Alabama Thanks To Refs 09/17/2016 - Joe Paterno Honored By Tone-Deaf Penn State Officials And Football Fans 09/17/2016 - Donald Trump Is Mad Online 09/17/2016 - NDSU Continues Win Streak Over FBS Teams With Last-Second Field Goal To Beat Iowa 09/17/2016 - Lamar Jackson Remains Ridiculous 09/17/2016 - Here Is Your Louisville <i>College GameDay</i> Sign Roundup 09/17/2016 - Here Is How Not To Field A Kickoff 09/17/2016 - Ravens Assistant Coach Dies After Bout With Cancer 09/17/2016 - How To Skewer And Cook A Meat Dick 09/17/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 71st Game 09/17/2016 - Penn State Crisis Communication Professor Has Crisis While Communicating His Adoration For Joe Paterno 09/17/2016 - The NBA Is Just The Latest Organization To Profit From Martin Luther King Jr.'s Body 09/17/2016 - What Goes Up Must Come Down 09/17/2016 - Security Guard Breaks Leg Trying To Catch Idiot On The Field [WARNING: Gross] [Update]09/17/2016 - Rice MOB Performs Baylor Scandal-Themed Halftime Show 09/17/2016 - Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Running QBs 09/17/2016 - Please Refrain From Shooting Lasers Onto The Field 09/16/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: On A Train 09/16/2016 - Edinson Cavani Scores 4 Goals In First Half, Somehow Still Looks Kinda Bad 09/16/2016 - 09/16/2016 - Can You Find Our Heartfelt Tribute To The Minnesota Vikings Outside Their New Stadium?09/16/2016 - We Are The Deadspin Staff: Let's Chat! 09/16/2016 - Poorly Disguised Theo Epstein Takes In Cubs Game From The Bleachers 09/16/2016 - Jordan Henderson Scores Dipping Rocket From Distance 09/16/2016 - Blind Brazilian Soccer Man Scores A Couple Bangers In The Paralympics 09/16/2016 - Who's Going To Win The World Cup Of Hockey?09/16/2016 - Rex Ryan Doesn't Have Much Time Left In Buffalo 09/16/2016 - We Don't Remember The Sweatpants Kid, But Let's Remember Some Pants 09/16/2016 - What The Heck Is Going On With Chris Ivory?09/16/2016 - I Can't Tell If I Like Or Hate This DeAngelo Williams Quote 09/16/2016 - Donald Trump's Birther PR Stunt Beset By Chaos, Stage Collapse 09/16/2016 - Bills Fans Duel With Pepperoni Sticks 09/16/2016 - If You Want Donald Trump's Tax Returns, Start Asking Now And Don't Stop<em></em>09/16/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 70th Game 09/16/2016 - Disgraced San Diego Padres GM A.J. Preller Certainly Seems Like An Idiot 09/16/2016 - How Many Sentences Does It Take To Know David Brooks Has Written A Bad Column? 09/16/2016 - A.J. Burnett Told Andrew McCutchen To Hit Two Homers, So He Did 09/16/2016 - Dellin Betances Chose A Bad Time To Unravel 09/16/2016 - U.S. Soccer Lashes Out Against Megan Rapinoe For Kneeling During Anthem 09/16/2016 - Lawyer: Derrick Rose Said He Doesn't Know What Consent Means 09/16/2016 - Bills Tailgating Lot Tries To Ban Fun 09/16/2016 - Yankees-Red Sox Game Delayed By Stuck Fenway Door 09/15/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Go Home 09/15/2016 - Girls High School Basketball Team's Poster Is Very Good And Very Bad 09/15/2016 - It Begins 09/15/2016 - Deadspin 25: Don't Be Fooled, Maryland Still Sucks 09/15/2016 - Who To Start? Who To Sit? Fantasy Football Advice For Week Two Is Here.<em></em>09/15/2016 - Food Blogger Apparently Sold Soul To Devil 09/15/2016 - Mighty Manchester United Back In Soccer's NIT; Back To Taking Ls Against Inferior Opponents 09/15/2016 - Carlos Beltran Put Eye Black On His Head To Make Fun Of Rougned Odor 09/15/2016 - Report: San Diego Padres Hid Important Medical Information From Trade Partners 09/15/2016 - USC Linebacker Charged With Rape, Forcible Sodomy 09/15/2016 - This Is Maybe But Probably Not Tom Brady Secretly Calling In To A Radio Show 09/15/2016 - The Chokingest Team In Modern NFL History<em></em>09/15/2016 - Orioles Post Lots Of Pretty Numbers As They Make A Run For The AL East<em></em>09/15/2016 - After The NFL Comes Weed, Hollywood, And Fantasy Football 09/15/2016 - The Most Interesting And Dominant Baseball Player In The World Plays In Japan 09/15/2016 - There's Actual Hardcore Porn Hiding In iOS 10 [NSFW]09/15/2016 - Leicester City Aren't Done Yet 09/15/2016 - Urban Sprawl Or Housing Crisis? Neither, Thanks.09/15/2016 - The Giants Are Already Needling Josh Norman 09/15/2016 - Dinosaurs Suck Now 09/15/2016 - Braves And Marlins Clear The Benches, Have A Calm, Fruitful Discussion 09/15/2016 - Just Give Mike Trout A Gold Glove Already<em></em>09/15/2016 - There's <i>My Little Pony </i>Porn Hiding In iOS 10 09/15/2016 - Ben Cherington Is Back In Baseball As Not-A-GM For The Blue Jays 09/15/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: It Could Be A Lot Worse 09/14/2016 - Rand Getlin: "The NFL Network And I Mutually Agreed To Part Ways"09/14/2016 - Deadspin 25: Can Washington Be The Breakout Team Everyone Wants Them To Be?09/14/2016 - Sam Hinkie Isn't Actually Teaching At Stanford 09/14/2016 - This Woman Actually Got Donald Trump To Shut The Fuck Up 09/14/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 69th Game 09/14/2016 - Tony La Russa Is Entitled To His Opinions Even If They Are Dogshit 09/14/2016 - Oklahoma State Student Paper Demands CMU Give Back Hail-And-Lateral Victory 09/14/2016 - Kid Rock Pauses Ronnie Van Zant Cosplay Just Long Enough To Say, "Fuck Colin Kaepernick!"<em></em>09/14/2016 - ACC Pulls Championships Out Of North Carolina Over Anti-LGBT Laws 09/14/2016 - This Actually Goes A Long Way Toward Explaining That Rams Debacle 09/14/2016 - Snowboarding Enthusiast Sam Hinkie Would Like You To Toss Him Some Links 09/14/2016 - Adrian Beltre Is Still Slapping Dingers From One Knee 09/14/2016 - 09/14/2016 - Flint's Crim Races Shifted $40,000 From Prizes To Provide Free Entries 09/14/2016 - Yasiel Puig Tosses Ball To Fan, Knocks Her Tooth Out 09/14/2016 - Edinson Cavani Is A Hero 09/14/2016 - Finance Dudes Stroking It To Finance Jargon 09/14/2016 - The Saints' Future Is Almost Here, And It's Bleak 09/14/2016 - Trent Dilfer Should Consider Sitting This One Out 09/14/2016 - Don't Update Your Fucking iPhone!09/14/2016 - He Kicks You In The Financial Balls 09/14/2016 - The White Sox Invited A Bunch Of Good Dogs To Their Park 09/14/2016 - Train Ruins Marathon 09/13/2016 - Dabo Swinney's "Broad Brush" Paints A Beautiful America That Doesn't Exist 09/13/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Heaven And Back 09/13/2016 - Evil Person Ruins Lionel Messi's Career In Video Game 09/13/2016 - The Idiot Teen On The Field At <i>MNF</i> Wrote His Number On His Chest, So We Called Him 09/13/2016 - The NFL Investigation And Punishment Of Josh Brown Achieved Nothing 09/13/2016 - Rex Ryan Frees His Belly For His Brother 09/13/2016 - Wisconsin's Bronson Koenig To Join Dakota Access Pipeline Protests 09/13/2016 - This Large Rugby Child Is Out Of Hand 09/13/2016 - Here's Barcelona, Literally Walking The Ball Into The Net 09/13/2016 - Why Didn't Josh Norman Cover Antonio Brown?09/13/2016 - The NFL Clock Should Use Tenths Of A Second<em></em> 09/13/2016 - Russian Hackers Get Into WADA Data, Find Nothing Incriminating<em></em>09/13/2016 - Why Was Mitch Williams Fired From MLB Network? Why Is He Suing His Former Employer? 09/13/2016 - Colin Kaepernick Won 09/13/2016 - Dansby Swanson Takes Ball To Crotch 09/13/2016 - Soccer Man Gets Extremely Hyped About This Dope Thing He Just Did 09/13/2016 - The Rams Might Be In A New City, But They Still Suck 09/13/2016 - Deadspin 25: Ray Lawry Is A Good Enough Reason To Watch An Old Dominion Game 09/13/2016 - Mario Balotelli Is Back, Baby!09/13/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 68th Game 09/13/2016 - NFL To Stop Torturing Colorblind Fans With Color Rush Jerseys 09/13/2016 - Judgment At Urineberg: Did Hillary Get Pneumonia Because She Hates Peeing?<em></em>09/13/2016 - Behold The Glory Of The NFL Rulebook In One Dumb Clip<em></em>09/13/2016 - Free Antonio Brown's Butt 09/13/2016 - Kevin Harlan's Play-By-Play Radio Call Of The <i>MNF</i> Idiot On The Field Is An All-Timer 09/13/2016 - Idiot On The Field Invades San Francisco <i>Monday Night Football</i> Game 09/13/2016 - Colin Kaepernick Continues Protesting During National Anthem, Four Players Raise Fists [Update]09/13/2016 - Idiot On The Field Invades Ryan Lochte's <i>Dancing With The Stars</i> Segment [Updates]09/13/2016 - NCAA Removes Championship Events From North Carolina Due To Anti-LGBT Laws (UPDATE)09/12/2016 - Romelu Lukaku Smashes Sunderland, And Everton Might Be Pretty Good This Season 09/12/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Don't Like To Talk 09/12/2016 - Thankfully, The Manchester Derby Wasn't All About José Mourinho And Pep Guardiola 09/12/2016 - Chris Sale Is Wasting His Talent On The South Side 09/12/2016 - Broncos LB Brandon Marshall Will Continue Protesting Anthem Despite Losing Endorsements 09/12/2016 - Just Make <i>Mad Max: Fury Road</i> Again 09/12/2016 - Stan Wawrinka Wore Out Novak Djokovic In The Best Point Of The U.S. Open 09/12/2016 - Deadspin 25: There's Nobody Better At Losing Than Eastern Michigan 09/12/2016 - 09/12/2016 - Big Shock: RGIII Is All Fucked Up Again 09/12/2016 - Caleb Joseph Still Doesn't Have An RBI This Season 09/12/2016 - MAC Suspends Officials Who Allowed Central Michigan To Pull Off Miracle Upset 09/12/2016 - Darrelle Revis Got Beaten 09/12/2016 - Jason Peters Is A Good Teammate 09/12/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 67th Game 09/12/2016 - Charles Woodson Has Smart Things To Say About Colin Kaepernick 09/12/2016 - Terrance Williams Said He Knew What He Was Doing, He Just Shouldn't Have Done it 09/12/2016 - We're All Big Fans Of "Djovak Nokovic"09/12/2016 - Patriots Martellus Bennett And Devin McCourty Raise Fists After National Anthem 09/11/2016 - Aaron Rodgers Gives Everyone Yet Another Play To Gush About 09/11/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Gonna Get Some Records By The Status Quo 09/11/2016 - Jack Del Rio Gets Ballsy, Goes For Two, Gets Win 09/11/2016 - The Jets Dragged Andy Dalton All Over The Field And Still Couldn't Win 09/11/2016 - Arian Foster, Three Dolphins Teammates Kneel During National Anthem 09/11/2016 - Allen Robinson Is A Magician 09/11/2016 - Videos Show "Overheated" Hillary Clinton Stumbling As Secret Service Help Her To Car [Update]09/11/2016 - ESPN's Fantasy Football Site And App Are Down [Updates]09/11/2016 - Chiefs Cornerback Marcus Peters Raises His Fist During National Anthem [Update]09/11/2016 - The Officials Are Off To A Good Start This Season 09/11/2016 - South Dakota State Tight End Makes A Gorgeous One-Handed Touchdown Catch 09/11/2016 - Bills Linebackers Start Season By Missing Team Bus 09/11/2016 - Bask In The Aura Of This Tattooed Iowa Football Fan 09/11/2016 - NFL And NFLPA Will Investigate Concussion Protocol Compliance For Cam Newton 09/11/2016 - Here We Go Again: Your Guide To Ignoring The NFL Today 09/11/2016 - A.J. Pierzynski Is Probably Done 09/11/2016 - RGIII Debuts New Gameday Look For Fashion Week 09/11/2016 - Rich Hill Was Perfect, And Then He Got Pulled 09/11/2016 - "OH MY GOD THE REF JUST GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY A PLAYER!" [Updates]09/11/2016 - Fabricio Werdum Beats Travis Browne, Then Kicks Browne's Coach<em></em>09/11/2016 - No, CM Punk Did Not Win His UFC Debut 09/11/2016 - Ryan Newman Rips Into "Old, Bipolar" Tony Stewart After Wreck 09/11/2016 - "Akransas"09/10/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Gotta Lose A Couple Fights To Win 09/10/2016 - 09/10/2016 - These Are Definitely Shorts 09/10/2016 - Central Michigan Upsets Oklahoma State With Hail Mary Lateral [Updates]09/10/2016 - The Art Briles Apology Tour Is Awful 09/10/2016 - Ray-Ray McCloud Boner Costs Clemson Touchdown<em></em>09/10/2016 - USC Lineman Ejected After Fighting With Official 09/10/2016 - Rice-Army Game Delayed By Mule Shit 09/10/2016 - Eric Trump Tweets Out Fake Photo Of Rally 09/10/2016 - Allen Iverson's Hall of Fame Speech Was Really Great 09/10/2016 - Payet Rabona Assist!09/10/2016 - ESPN Feeds Audio Of People Laughing And Joking During <i>GameDay</i> Segment On Art Briles & Baylor Rapes [Updates]09/10/2016 - Arsenal Draw Even On Laurent Koscielny Golazo<em></em>09/10/2016 - An Anderson Silva Gets Ass Beaten On Live Kickboxing Match Broadcast 09/10/2016 - Popular Soccer Stats Twitter Account Tweets A Butthole Instead Of Soccer Stats [NSFW]09/10/2016 - Lamar Jackson Is Unreal 09/10/2016 - Look At This Flipping Throw-In Assist 09/09/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Can I Count On You?09/09/2016 - Borussia Dortmund Manager Pours Some Cold Water On The Christian Pulisic Craze 09/09/2016 - The Best Jaguars Fan Has Been Found 09/09/2016 - Gael Monfils And Novak Djokovic Combine For A Strange 21-Shot Rally 09/09/2016 - Amanda Knox's Boyfriend Is Here To Party Rock 09/09/2016 - Christian Benteke Probably Made Crystal Palace Sign His Little Brother, Who Sucks 09/09/2016 - Todd Gurley Is Looking To Spare Himself Some Punishment 09/09/2016 - You Can't Expect A Wall Street Guy To Live Like A Peasant Just Cause He Takes A Government Job, Okay? 09/09/2016 - Novak Djokovic Has Had The Easiest Road To The U.S. Open Semifinals 09/09/2016 - I'm A Little Worried About This Bear 09/09/2016 - We're The Deadspin Staff. Let's Chat!09/09/2016 - The NFL Didn't Follow Its Own Concussion Protocol For Cam Newton 09/09/2016 - With The Rivalry Reborn, Pitt And Penn State Players Remember The Game That Defined It 09/09/2016 - With Trevor Siemian, The Poise Is Back In Town 09/09/2016 - Clinton Presidential Library Photos Reveal Cozy Relationship Between Bill and Trump 09/09/2016 - Jerry Jones Bought Himself A Helicopter Because That's What Rich Old Bastards Do 09/09/2016 - The First Woman In The NFL's Old Boys' Club 09/09/2016 - Can Jimmy Garoppolo Beat The Cardinals? Watch Our <i>Tecmo Super Bowl</i> Simulation To Find Out. 09/09/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 66th Game 09/09/2016 - Today's Shocking Miss Of The Day Comes To You All The Way From Lithuania 09/09/2016 - Iman Shumpert Arrested For DUI 09/09/2016 - Trevor Siemian Was Fine And The Broncos Should Be Thrilled<em></em>09/09/2016 - Cam Newton's Night Was Hard To Watch 09/09/2016 - Cam Newton Doesn't Remember The End Of The Football Game He Just Finished 09/09/2016 - Dozens Of Charleston Southern Players Apparently Suspended Over Bizarre Bookstore Violation 09/09/2016 - The Broncos Went At Cam Newton's Head All Night 09/09/2016 - Cam Newton's Brain Scrambled; Is Left In Game 09/09/2016 - Army Football Team Removes Postgame Celebration Video Amid Religious Freedom Complaints 09/09/2016 - Broncos Fullback Scores 28-Yard Touchdown On First Career Carry 09/09/2016 - ESPN's Ed Cunningham Apologizes To Michigan For Speculating That Injured Player Was Suspended 09/09/2016 - Broncos Linebacker Brandon Marshall Kneels During National Anthem [Update]09/08/2016 - Watch This Gnarly Dude Break The World Skateboarding Speed Record 09/08/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: All The Stars Were Shining Bright 09/08/2016 - Deadspin 25: Don't Worry, This Is The Last Time You'll Have To Think About Louisiana-Monroe 09/08/2016 - Tommy Pham Has No Patience For Mouthy Ballhawks 09/08/2016 - Stan Wawrinka And Juan Martin Del Potro Both Beat The Sad Tennis Ball 09/08/2016 - We're Simulating Tonight's Panthers-Broncos Game In Tecmo Super Bowl With Updated Rosters 09/08/2016 - Famous Old Soccer Man Comes Out Of Retirement To Join Retirement League 09/08/2016 - Indians Score Two Runs On What Was Definitely A Foul Ball 09/08/2016 - Bruce Miller Charged With Seven Felonies, Allegedly Beat Elderly Man With Cane 09/08/2016 - Let's Remember Some Guys 09/08/2016 - Fire Half The Managers 09/08/2016 - Remember When Donald Trump Didn't Know Why There Were 13 Stripes On The American Flag?<em></em>09/08/2016 - They Shouldn’t Play The National Anthem Before Sporting Events 09/08/2016 - Jason Pierre-Paul Is Suing ESPN Because Its Reporting Was Too Accurate<em></em>09/08/2016 - Roger Goodell Vs. The Refs 09/08/2016 - Deadspin 25: Middle Tennessee State Is Ready To Run The Conference USA 09/08/2016 - Who To Start? Who To Sit? Fantasy Football Advice For Week One Is Here.09/08/2016 - FIFA Upholds Transfer Bans For Real Madrid And Atlético 09/08/2016 - Dana White Tells Mickey Gall To Use Harder Entrance Music 09/08/2016 - This Is How You Know Tim Tebow Is Serious About And Committed To His "Dream" Of Playing Baseball And That This Is Not At All A Publicity Stunt 09/08/2016 - The <i>New York Times</i> Doesn't Know What Aleppo Is, Either 09/08/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 65th Game 09/08/2016 - Big, Stupid Falcons Stadium To Feature Big, Stupid Bird Statue 09/08/2016 - Seahawks Considering National Anthem Protest As A Team 09/08/2016 - Tebowwwwww 09/08/2016 - Here's An Old "Haters Gonna Say It's Fake" Video From High School-Era Carson Wentz 09/08/2016 - Giants Beat Writer Files World's Best, Laziest Column Amid Team's Massive Slump 09/08/2016 - GRRM Refuses To Address Rumor That He Has Pages 09/08/2016 - Donald Trump's Plan For The Middle East: "Take The Oil"09/08/2016 - Grandstanding NWSL Owner Plays National Anthem Early To Avoid Megan Rapinoe's Protest [Update]09/08/2016 - Report: Ryan Lochte Suspended Ten Months Over Rio Gas Station Fiasco 09/07/2016 - A Regular Person’s Guide To Apple’s New Phones (And Other Useless Shit)<em></em>09/07/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Was On My Way To Be With You Today 09/07/2016 - The PS4 Slim Is The Perfect Console For Me, A Video Game Idiot 09/07/2016 - Butterfly Ghost Gets Revenge; Andy Murray Loses To Kei Nishikori 09/07/2016 - Andy Murray Maimed (And Probably Killed) A Butterfly 09/07/2016 - If The NFL Is Worse Now, The Reason Why Is Obvious<em></em>09/07/2016 - How Many Syllables Are In The Word "Wild"?09/07/2016 - Steve Jobs Loved The Headphone Jack 09/07/2016 - Deadspin 25: South Alabama Already Downed One SEC Team. Who's Next?<em></em>09/07/2016 - Show Us Your Fantasy Football Team 09/07/2016 - Arsène Wenger Disses José Mourinho In The Pettiest Way Possible 09/07/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Denver Broncos<em></em>09/07/2016 - Apple Just Fucked Over All the Tech Bloggers 09/07/2016 - John Harbaugh Used Player's Funeral As Chance To Complain To NFLPA Head About The CBA 09/07/2016 - Roger Goodell On Colin Kaepernick: I Love The Troops!09/07/2016 - Report: Bruce Miller Was Kicked Out Of Restaurant For Sandwich Fight 09/07/2016 - John Tortorella Says He'll Bench Any Player Who Doesn't Stand For The National Anthem 09/07/2016 - Alejandro Bedoya And Eric Wynalda Face Off In Extremely Raw Twitter Beef 09/07/2016 - Witness Claims Ezekiel Elliott's Girlfriend Asked Her To Lie To Police 09/07/2016 - Jared Goff Is Not Ready 09/07/2016 - Emojis For Everyone 09/07/2016 - Andre Ward's Success Has Only Earned Him A Date With A Monster 09/07/2016 - The Yankees Are Not Dead 09/07/2016 - Here's The USMNT's World Cup Qualification Schedule 09/07/2016 - Dansby Swanson's First Career Dinger Was A Madcap, Inside-The-Park Dash 09/07/2016 - Christian Pulisic Is Already Here 09/07/2016 - Erroneous Phone Call Reportedly Tipped Police Off About Rob Ryan Robbery Plot 09/07/2016 - Venezuelan Soccer Man Puts Argentina In The Trash With Ankle-Breaking Solo Goal 09/06/2016 - Only A Month After Breaking Her Back In A Horrific Crash, Annemiek Van Vleuten Won A Bike Race 09/06/2016 - Giancarlo Stanton Is Back, Sort Of 09/06/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Just One Feeling 09/06/2016 - Know Anything About Donald Trump Acting Like A Dick At His Fancy Golf Club?09/06/2016 - Babies Hate Donald Trump 09/06/2016 - Columbus Prosecutor's Office Will Not Charge Ezekiel Elliott With Domestic Battery 09/06/2016 - Deadspin 25: New Mexico State Is So Bad, Not Even The Sun Belt Wants It 09/06/2016 - Arizona TV Station Airs Chase That Ends With Police Shooting Into Windshield [Update]09/06/2016 - Georgia Pastor Delivers Sermon On Nick Chubb 09/06/2016 - Steph Curry Gets His Shot Blocked By A Teen<em></em>09/06/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Carolina Panthers<em></em>09/06/2016 - Which Of These Statements About The Jaguars Is True?09/06/2016 - What Is The Best Video Game Sport?<em></em>09/06/2016 - Forget What You Learned In School; The Goths Sacked Rome For Good Reasons 09/06/2016 - Troy Aikman Hates Skip Bayless, And Fox Sports Loves It<em></em>09/06/2016 - Quinn Cook Crossed The Soul Out Of This Foolish Child 09/06/2016 - David Ortiz On Donald Trump's Comments About Mexicans: "It's A Slap In The Face"09/06/2016 - 09/06/2016 - Miesha Tate Encounters 6-Year-Old With Broken Arm, Carries Her Down A Mountain 09/06/2016 - 49ers Release Bruce Miller After He Allegedly Assaulted Elderly Man 09/06/2016 - Just What The Hell Has Gotten Into Brian Dozier?09/06/2016 - Phyllis Schlafly Finally Croaks 09/06/2016 - Dalvin Cook Tries To Score Touchdown; Fails 09/05/2016 - Iconic Endurance Cyclist Danny Chew Paralyzed After Crash 09/05/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Vengeance Is Not Ours, It Belongs To Those Who Seek To Destroy Us<em></em>09/05/2016 - Wilmer Flores Will Be There For You 09/05/2016 - Obama On Kaepernick: "Sometimes It's Messy, But It's The Way Democracy Works" 09/05/2016 - Team USA Eliminated In Women's Baseball World Cup Opening Round 09/05/2016 - Jabari Ruffin Suspended One Half For Crushing Alabama Player's Balls 09/05/2016 - Burglars Target Sam Foltz's Family While They Attend Nebraska Game In His Memory 09/05/2016 - Megan Rapinoe Joins Colin Kaepernick, Kneels During National Anthem 09/05/2016 - Notre Dame Ties Texas On Blocked PAT 09/05/2016 - Torii Hunter Jr. Helped Off Field After Being Blasted In The Head [Update]09/05/2016 - He Got Nutmegged 09/05/2016 - Here Are Two Visceral Reminders To Always Be Aware Of Your Surroundings 09/05/2016 - Matt Shoemaker Takes A 105 MPH Line-Drive To The Head 09/05/2016 - The Most Ludicrous Parts of Breitbart’s Fawning Trump “Exclusive"09/04/2016 - Bear's Hungry 09/04/2016 - Evil Spectator Gets Revenge On Bike Race By Causing High-Speed Crash 09/04/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 64th Game 09/04/2016 - Pregnant Lauren Holiday To Undergo Brain Surgery; Husband Jrue To Miss Start Of NBA Season 09/04/2016 - These Three Burger Sauces Will Make Almost Any Patty Palatable This Labor Day 09/04/2016 - What The Hell 09/04/2016 - Don't Bother Recruiting Him, He's Already An Alabama Commit 09/04/2016 - Nut-Stomp!09/04/2016 - Nebraska Takes Delay Of Game In Missing-Man Formation In Memory Of Sam Foltz 09/03/2016 - Wisconsin Seals Win Over LSU; Tigers Get In One Last Punch 09/03/2016 - Murray St. Forced To Start At 1-Yard-Line After Official Hallucinates Fair Catch Call On Kickoff 09/03/2016 - When The 271-Pound Kicker Comes At You, Go In A Different Direction 09/03/2016 - Iowa Player Ejected After Nearly Decapitating Opponent 09/03/2016 - Western Michigan Saved By Officials After Mind-Blowingly Stupid Play 09/03/2016 - Extremely Feisty Dog On The Field 09/03/2016 - ESPN Hot Mic Catches Someone Blathering About Chicago 09/03/2016 - Houston's Brandon Wilson Returns Missed Field Goal 109 Yards For A Touchdown 09/03/2016 - Future Tomsula 09/03/2016 - 2016 09/03/2016 - It's Not Like Delta's Headquarters Are In Georgia Or Anything 09/03/2016 - Ben Carson Abandons Live Interview To Chase After His Luggage 09/03/2016 - Report: Atlanta Braves Looking Into Signing Tim Tebow 09/03/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 63rd Game 09/03/2016 - Inika McPherson Represented In Rio, Continues With Flair In Zurich 09/03/2016 - Kiffin's Krimson Korner: A <i>GameDay</i> Sign Roundup 09/03/2016 - Vikings Trade First-Round Pick For Sam Bradford [Update]09/03/2016 - OK 09/03/2016 - Santa Clara Cops Say Colin Kaepernick Hurt Their Feelings, Threaten To Quit Working Games 09/03/2016 - Eh, Close Enough 09/03/2016 - Christian McCaffrey Punt Return Called Back, But Is Still A Work Of Art 09/03/2016 - Destin Hood Gets First Career Hit, Immediately Makes Baserunning Blunder 09/02/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Had None 09/02/2016 - Jason Whitlock Lectures Colin Kaepernick At Presser, Gets Ignored 09/02/2016 - Dalilah Muhammad Covers Herself In Gold<em></em>09/02/2016 - Tomorrow's Clemson-Auburn Game, Simulated In <i>NCAA '97</i> With Updated Rosters 09/02/2016 - Deadspin 25: This Might Be The Year Wake Forest Finally... Just Kidding 09/02/2016 - How To Soberly Hang With The Drunk 09/02/2016 - Jared Goff Looks Kinda Butt 09/02/2016 - Deadspin 25: Ohio Is All About That MACtion 09/02/2016 - Ted Cruz Can't Wait To Watch The Football Men Do Touchpoints In The Grass Zone<em></em>09/02/2016 - App State's Second Incredible Upset Was Thwarted By Their Own Scared Coach 09/02/2016 - Western Kentucky Was A Little Too Excited For The Season To Begin 09/02/2016 - We're The Deadspin Staff; Let's Chat!09/02/2016 - Here's Why Yaya Touré Was Left Off Manchester City's Champions League Roster 09/02/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Arizona Cardinals<em></em>09/02/2016 - Yasiel Puig Is Back, And The Dodgers Have A Few Things To Figure Out 09/02/2016 - Americans Lie About Reading Books 09/02/2016 - Why Colin Kaepernick Switched Up His Protest 09/02/2016 - Chihuahuas Come Up With Physics-Defying Groundout 09/02/2016 - Race-Baiting Troll Phil Mushnick Cooks His Spiciest Meatball Yet 09/02/2016 - Latinos For Trump Founder Stumps For Hillary, Promises Tacos<em></em>09/02/2016 - Tennessee Survives After Dobbs Fumble Recovered In OT 09/02/2016 - Work On That Sideline, Bud 09/02/2016 - Two More Players Join Colin Kaepernick In Sitting Out The National Anthem 09/02/2016 - Trump's Wacky Doctor Is Downers Personified 09/02/2016 - Report: USC Football Player Raped Woman Twice, Snapchatted Videos To Her Ex<em></em>09/02/2016 - "Holy Toledo!" Appalachian State Takes 13-3 Lead On Tennessee 09/02/2016 - Holy Shit, Fireworks UFO 09/01/2016 - Tennessee Welcomes You To The College Football Season In A Way Only The Volunteers Can 09/01/2016 - Lawsuit: Warriors App Secretly Allowed For Creepy, NSA-Style Tracking Of Users<em></em>09/01/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: We Don't Get Along 09/01/2016 - Yesterday's Craziness Is Why We Love Transfer Deadline Day 09/01/2016 - Should <i>The</i> <i>New York Times</i> Steal Our Bit And Fuck Up The Execution?09/01/2016 - Skins' Workbooks Found In Dumpster, Where They Belong 09/01/2016 - Penn State Not Done Honoring Joe Paterno 09/01/2016 - Andy Murray Is Unfazed By Loud-Ass Rain 09/01/2016 - Tomi Lahren Is A Facebook Meme Come To Life And America's Newest Hero<em></em>09/01/2016 - Do Violence To A Chicken And Eat Like Royalty All Week<em></em>09/01/2016 - Some Fresh Ideas For Jimmy Fallon's Contrived <i>The Tonight Show</i> Games 09/01/2016 - We're Simulating USC-Alabama In <i>NCAA '97</i> Using Updated Rosters 09/01/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: New England Patriots<em></em>09/01/2016 - More Pallas Cats 09/01/2016 - Craig Sager Remains The Best 09/01/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 62nd Game 09/01/2016 - Mike Carey Is Gone And CBS Says It's All Your Fault 09/01/2016 - Foolish Baseball, You Cannot Escape Addison Russell 09/01/2016 - Meet The Couple Who Got Caught Faking A Historic Mt. Everest Ascent 09/01/2016 - ESPN's Paul Finebaum: "This Country Is Not Oppressing Black People"09/01/2016 - A Hungry Mike Tyson Allegedly Stole Some Ice Cream At The U.S. Open 09/01/2016 - That's Not How You Throw A Football 09/01/2016 - Home Plate Umpire Forced To Leave Game After Taking A Fastball To The Face 09/01/2016 - Everton Sent A Private Jet To France to Pick Up Moussa Sissoko, But He Signed With Tottenham<em></em>