2016 > august
08/31/2016 - Power Meters Are Dumb And Professional Cycling Should Ban Them<em></em>08/31/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Went Looking For Knives08/31/2016 - Donald Trump Gives Big Mexico Speech, Sounds Very Much Like Someone Zonked Out On Pills08/31/2016 - Deadspin 25: Tulsa Is All Offense And That's Just Fine08/31/2016 - How To Legalize Sports Betting08/31/2016 - Chris Mortensen Says His Cancer Has Been "Virtually Reduced To Zero Detection"08/31/2016 - Donald Trump Is In Mexico08/31/2016 - A Salute To John Bogle, A Real Fucking People's Hero 08/31/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Kansas City Chiefs<em></em>08/31/2016 - Anonymous NFL Executives Hate Colin Kaepernick08/31/2016 - Rutgers Basketball Unleashes The Worst Brag Of All Time08/31/2016 - Fred Taylor Says Team Doctors Overlooked His Injuries, Allowed Him To Play Hurt08/31/2016 - Tim Tebow Got What He Needed08/31/2016 - Here Is A Nice Story, I Hope You Will Enjoy It Because Most Everything Else Is Awful08/31/2016 - Colin Kaepernick's Fight Is Not With The Military08/31/2016 - Rougned Odor Slaps Walk-Off Dinger, Stares Down Edwin Diaz08/31/2016 - Joffrey Lauvergne Is Going To The Thunder08/31/2016 - Manny Machado Hits The Ball So Dang Hard08/31/2016 - Zach McAllister Makes Incredible Hacky Sack Catch After Getting Nailed With A Liner08/31/2016 - Donald Trump Might Actually Go to Mexico Tomorrow [Update]08/31/2016 - Bret Bielema's Tiny Dogs Cannot Be Contained08/31/2016 - This Is How You Celebrate Catching A Foul Ball08/31/2016 - Vikings Announce That Teddy Bridgewater's Knee Is All Fucked Up08/31/2016 - Do You Know the Second Verse to "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells"?08/31/2016 - Three Minor Leaguers Arrested After Wild Bar Brawl08/30/2016 - Marco Rubio On Whether He’ll Do His Job: “No One Can Make That Commitment<em></em>”<em></em>08/30/2016 - Australian Tennis Guy To Spectator: "I Will Put My Balls In Your Mouth"08/30/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Somebody's Watching08/30/2016 - Baylor Receiver Suspended Three Games For Beating Dog With Belt08/30/2016 - Deadspin 25: Put The Botched Punt On Loop, Because Michigan Is Going To Be Good As Hell08/30/2016 - USC Linebacker Suspended Amid Two Separate Sexual Assault Allegations08/30/2016 - Hope Solo Ends Her Club Season Early After USWNT Suspension08/30/2016 - Lawsuit: University Of Arkansas Tried To Wait to Expel Olympic Athlete Until He'd Graduated08/30/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Green Bay Packers<em></em>08/30/2016 - It Looks Like Something Very Bad Just Happened To Teddy Bridgewater [Update]08/30/2016 - Oh Damn, Hell, Rent Might Go Down In Brooklyn, Sounds Bad08/30/2016 - Individual Pizzas Are Crap<em></em>08/30/2016 - Two Osprey Chicks Brilliantly Survive Bald Eagle Raid (One Does Not)08/30/2016 - I'm Not Fired, I Quit: A User's Review Of Twitter As A Lifestyle Brand08/30/2016 - Rodney Harrison: "Colin Kaepernick, He's Not Black" [Update]08/30/2016 - How's Former Speaker John Boehner Doing?08/30/2016 - Jamal Crawford Fakes Going Behind The Back08/30/2016 - San Francisco Police Union To Colin Kaepernick: What About Black-On-Black Crime?08/30/2016 - How To Measure Your Kid's Dick08/30/2016 - I Respect <i>American Ninja Warrior's</i> Complete Lack Of Mercy08/30/2016 - Don't Get Mad. Join A Union.08/30/2016 - Derek Carr Throws A Behind-The-Back Spiral08/30/2016 - Stan Verrett On Kaepernick: "Let's Pay As Much Attention To The Substance As We Do To The Symbols"08/30/2016 - Adrian Beltre Lovingly Messes With Switch Pitcher Pat Venditte08/30/2016 - Yoenis Cespedes Punctuates Extra-Innings Walkoff With Tremendous Bat Flip08/30/2016 - Drew Brees: Political Statements About The Flag Are Okay If They're Pro-Flag<em></em><em></em><em></em>08/30/2016 - These Hurricanes Sure Look Like Something08/30/2016 - Emmanuel Sanders Just Wants To Get His Rocks Off08/30/2016 - Hell Exists And It's Getting Your Hair Cut While Skip Bayless Yells At You08/29/2016 - Twitter User Puts Tony Stewart In His Rear-View Mirror<em></em>08/29/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Can I Interfere In Your Crisis?08/29/2016 - Tennis Infrastructure Seeks Revenge On Gaël Monfils For Kicking It To Death08/29/2016 - Diving Scorpion Kick Goals Are The Best Goals08/29/2016 - Jim Harbaugh Offers Some Muddled Thoughts On Colin Kaepernick08/29/2016 - Deadspin 25: Ohio State Lost Everyone, But Time Is On Their Side08/29/2016 - Remember When <i>GameFan</i> Published This Insane, Racist Review Of <i>NCAA '96</i>?08/29/2016 - Donald Trump On Colin Kaepernick: "Maybe He Should Find A Country That Works Better For Him"<em></em>08/29/2016 - Aspire To Have As Much Conviction As This Little League Catcher08/29/2016 - Deadspin 25: It's Getting Harder And Harder To Bet Against Michigan State08/29/2016 - San Diego Chargers Finally Sign Joey Bosa08/29/2016 - Two Men Charged With Murder Of Dwyane Wade's Cousin08/29/2016 - Fox Football Announcers Shamelessly Stump For New Publicly Financed Stadium08/29/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Seattle Seahawks<em></em>08/29/2016 - Las Vegas NHL Team Is Going To Choose Some Bland-As-Hell Name08/29/2016 - <i>The Night Of</i> Made Its Characters Morons Because It Kind Of Sucked08/29/2016 - Cute Little Spanish Kids Console Distraught Little Japanese Kids After Wrecking Them At Soccer<em></em>08/29/2016 - The Only Tool Roger Goodell Has Is A Hammer, So Everything Looks Like A Nail<em></em>08/29/2016 - Huma Abedin Dumps Anthony Weiner After Third Sexting Scandal08/29/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 61st Game08/29/2016 - High School Player Scores Insane Front-Flip Goal, But It Doesn't Count<em></em>08/29/2016 - Whatever Your History Teacher Said, The Goths Crushed Rome Because Rome Had It Coming08/29/2016 - So, How Are Things Going With The Jacksonville Jaguars?08/29/2016 - Look At Bryce Harper08/29/2016 - Close The Clinton Foundation08/29/2016 - <i>Madden 17</i> Glitch Season Is Officially Upon Us08/29/2016 - Report: Anthony Weiner Has Once Again Sent The Grossest Possible Sexts And Dong Pics08/28/2016 - Colin Kaepernick Explains Why He Won't Stand For The National Anthem<em></em><em></em>08/28/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Watch Things On VCRs08/28/2016 - Make Good Life Choices, Carlos Beltrán08/28/2016 - Drake Makes Terrible Little League Pun, Throws Loyalties Into Question08/28/2016 - Lou Holtz Nixed From Speaking At Gala After Immigration Comments08/28/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 60th Game08/28/2016 - Branden Oliver Carted Off With Possible Torn Achilles08/28/2016 - Let These Bats Fuck In Peace08/28/2016 - Florida State Strength Coach Found Asleep At Wheel, Arrested For DUI08/28/2016 - What's Going On With Blake Rutherford?08/28/2016 - Ouch08/27/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Not Going Back Into Rags08/27/2016 - Gary Sanchez Is More Or Less Babe Ruth Right Now08/27/2016 - Intentional Walks Can Be Hard08/27/2016 - 08/27/2016 - People Who Got Rich In America Should Stop Criticizing It08/27/2016 - Tony Romo's Back Is Broken08/27/2016 - Bartolo Colon Gets Hits, Gives Massages Now08/27/2016 - Arsenal Finally Woke Up And Signed Some Very Good Reinforcements08/27/2016 - Chris Sale Is Great. The White Sox Are Still The White Sox.08/27/2016 - High School Running Back Kicks Tackler Who Stopped Him From Scoring Touchdown08/27/2016 - Report: Two Western Michigan Football Players Arrested, Allegedly Held Up Student [UPDATE]08/27/2016 - Dwyane Wade's Cousin Shot And Killed In Chicago08/27/2016 - Colin Kaepernick Refuses To Stand For Anthem: "There Are Bodies In The Street" [Update]08/27/2016 - What [Update]08/27/2016 - RG3 Hits Josh Gordon For 43-Yard Touchdown08/27/2016 - Things Said By Donald Trump's Nutjob Doctor, Ranked By How Insane They Are08/26/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Took A Chance And Ran08/26/2016 - Merril Hoge: "Nobody's Ever Messed With Drugs And Won"08/26/2016 - Chicharito's Hand Is All Kinds Of Messed Up08/26/2016 - Reggie Bullock Explains Why He Looked Up To His Murdered Transgender Sister08/26/2016 - Marshawn Lynch Signs Patriots Shirt "Beast Mode U Bitch"08/26/2016 - Apples For My Bears08/26/2016 - Hillary Clinton Speaks Truth to Pepe08/26/2016 - Is This Tristan Thompson's Dick Or What?08/26/2016 - Show Us Your Earliest Fantasy Team08/26/2016 - We Are The Deadspin Staff, So Let's Chat! 08/26/2016 - Report: Everyone Laughing At Chargers08/26/2016 - Meanwhile In Canada08/26/2016 - America's Shameful Youth Development Exposed When 40 Kids Lose To Xabi Alonso And Arturo Vidal08/26/2016 - Ezekiel Elliott Kinda Owned Kam Chancellor08/26/2016 - Maine Governor Calls State Rep A Cocksucker, Says He'd Like To Kill Him08/26/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 59th Game08/26/2016 - 08/26/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Pittsburgh Steelers<em></em>08/26/2016 - Did An MLB Star Pay A Teammate $2.5 Million To Take The Fall On A Drug Test?08/26/2016 - Report: Sheldon Adelson Up To Some Shady Shit On Las Vegas Raiders Stadium [UPDATE]08/26/2016 - Not Enough Fat Running Backs08/26/2016 - How The World Fell For A "National Cuban Sandwich Day" Hoax08/26/2016 - Somehow, Freddie Freeman Didn't Break His Back Trying To Catch This Foul Ball08/26/2016 - Claudio Bravo Died (Er, Joined Manchester City) So That Marc-André ter Stegen Could Live08/26/2016 - Raiders Stadium Backers To Las Vegas: Give Us $750 Million, Or Else08/26/2016 - Sheep On The Field!08/26/2016 - Tony Romo Says He's Fine, But The Cowboys Are Fine If He's Not08/26/2016 - Matt Moore's No-Hitter Broken Up With One Out To Go08/26/2016 - Pair Of Idiots On The Field Evade Security, Escape Into Bleachers, Get Tackled08/26/2016 - Trump Campaign Chief Stephen Bannon Charged With Domestic Violence In 199608/26/2016 - Jason Kipnis Messes With Rougned Odor, Delighting The Rangers Bench08/26/2016 - Clinton's Speech Denouncing Meme-Toting Racists Interrupted By Meme08/26/2016 - Jarrod Dyson Made The Home Run Robbery Of The Year08/26/2016 - Blue Jays Assistant Offers The Hottest Advanced Stats Take Of All08/25/2016 - Folks, It's A Dick08/25/2016 - National Parks, Ranked08/25/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Some Soul08/25/2016 - Dodgers Trade A.J. Ellis For Carlos Ruiz, Devastating Clayton Kershaw08/25/2016 - Deadspin 25: Leonard Fournette Is Great, But LSU Needs More From Its Quarterback08/25/2016 - Every Freakin' Year08/25/2016 - 😜08/25/2016 - Devin Butler's Girlfriend Disputes Alleged Details Of His Arrest08/25/2016 - Cristiano Ronaldo Named Best Player In Europe, Wins Creepy-Ass Trophy08/25/2016 - Tre Mason's Offseason Has Been Frightening08/25/2016 - Jason Pierre-Paul's Lawsuit Against ESPN Moves One Step Closer To Trial08/25/2016 - My Year In Gawker Hate Mail08/25/2016 - 08/25/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Cincinnati Bengals<em></em>08/25/2016 - Here Is Your Champions League Group Stage Draw08/25/2016 - Raiders Apply For "Las Vegas Raiders" Trademark, Release Stadium Renderings08/25/2016 - A Few Ghosts Are Still Haunting George Michael's Sports Machine08/25/2016 - What, Like You've Never Taken A Headfirst Dive Into The Yankees' Dugout?08/25/2016 - Joey Bosa's Agent Fires Back At San Diego Chargers08/25/2016 - No, Club Soccer's Greatest Tournament Is Not Being Ruined Right Before Our Eyes<em></em>08/25/2016 - You Don't Have To Call It Guaranteed Rate Field08/25/2016 - That's Not Actually Latrell Sprewell You're DMing With<em></em>08/25/2016 - Dude Gets Dunked On So Hard, His Ancestors Weep In Shame08/25/2016 - Should Christian Pulisic Leave Dortmund For The Premier League?08/25/2016 - Katie Ledecky Turned Bryce Harper Into A Medal Rack08/25/2016 - Yu Darvish Dinged A Big Ole Donger08/25/2016 - U.S. Soccer Is Done With Hope Solo Now That It Doesn't Need Her<em></em>08/24/2016 - Nick Diaz Got Into An "Insane Melee" In A Club Bathroom08/24/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: I Say Let 'Em Have It08/24/2016 - Deadspin 25: Notre Dame Has No Clue Who To Start At Quarterback08/24/2016 - Fox Sports And <i>SI</i> Have No One But Each Other<em></em>08/24/2016 - Riley Curry's Playhouse Is Nicer Than My Adult House08/24/2016 - Philly Radio Host Fired After Criticizing Rival Show Over Fake Black Caller08/24/2016 - All NFL Training Camp Tweets Are Bad Except For These08/24/2016 - Happy Kobe Bryant Day08/24/2016 - The Worst Of <i>American Ninja Warrior</i>'s Terrible Commentary08/24/2016 - Donald Trump Says Leonardo DiCaprio Isn’t “Very Hot Anymore"08/24/2016 - The Chargers' Contract Impasse With Joey Bosa Just Got Uglier08/24/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Minnesota Vikings<em></em>08/24/2016 - John Mara: Giants Were Aware Of Josh Brown Arrest And "Were Comfortable" Re-Signing Him08/24/2016 - Deadspin 25: Oregon Needs Defense; Brady Hoke Is (Apparently) The Answer08/24/2016 - The Wizards' Two Most Important Players Don't Like Each Other, But It's Cool08/24/2016 - These Pokémon Dance Better Than A Lot Of People Fuck<em></em>08/24/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 58th Game08/24/2016 - Roberto Aguayo Is Living Our Anxiety Dream08/24/2016 - The Dodgers Are Winning Because, Despite Themselves, They're Good<em></em>08/24/2016 - Team Great Britain Thought It Was Being Helpful By Providing The Luggage08/24/2016 - Rangers Waive Josh Hamilton In Order To Try Again Next Spring08/24/2016 - Cal Had To Ship Their Own Goalposts To Australia08/24/2016 - That's Not How Hoodies Work08/24/2016 - The NFL Is Getting Sued Over The Hall Of Fame Game Fiasco<em></em>08/24/2016 - Billy Hamilton Can Fly, Maybe08/23/2016 - Michigan Lost Their Third Recruit Of The Week Over A Thank You Note Gone Wrong08/23/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Just Call The Song Exactly What It Is<em></em>08/23/2016 - These Two Roma Dudes Damn Near Broke A Couple Porto Players' Legs08/23/2016 - Let Nate Diaz Vape08/23/2016 - Live Sports: Mike Pence Getting A Hair Cut08/23/2016 - Deadspin 25: Everybody Duck, Deshaun Watson's Best Receiver Is Back08/23/2016 - The Calculus Of Enjoying Almaz Ayana's World Record08/23/2016 - The Jets Have Too Many Quarterbacks08/23/2016 - How To Get A Prison-Style Workout08/23/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Houston Texans<em></em>08/23/2016 - Naturally Gifted Striker Sets Up Amazing Goal08/23/2016 - Why Don't They Just Make The Whole Airplane Out Of Olympic Venues?08/23/2016 - This Tiger Just Wants To Fuck08/23/2016 - Which Country’s Olympic Team Is The Horniest?<em></em>08/23/2016 - Kobe Bryant Is All About That $700 Juicer08/23/2016 - Actually, Horse Sports Are Good08/23/2016 - Welcome To Mike Pence's Living Hell08/23/2016 - Reports: Brock Lesnar And Chris Jericho Fought Over Bloody SummerSlam Ending08/23/2016 - Iowa Strength Coach Is Making $595,000 This Year08/23/2016 - Little League Coach Makes Mound Visit To Tell His Son He Loves Him08/23/2016 - Aw Man, The Yankees Are Going To Be Very Good Very Soon08/23/2016 - MLB Owns Darren Rovell Online For Posting Erroneous Picture08/23/2016 - Philly Sports Radio World Rocked By True Story Of Fake Caller "Dwayne From Swedesboro"<em></em>08/23/2016 - Andrew Benintendi May Have Just Made The Catch Of The Season08/23/2016 - Who Bugged The New Zealand Rugby Team?08/23/2016 - High School Athlete Charged With Sexually Assaulting Two Unconscious Women Gets Probation<em></em>08/23/2016 - Chiefs Fans Viciously Brawl, Ignore Security At Rams Game08/22/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: They Shot A Movie Once In My Hometown08/22/2016 - Leave The Cincinnati Zoo's Twitter Account Alone08/22/2016 - Report: Danny Valencia Punched Billy Butler For Tattling About Shoes08/22/2016 - Roberto Aguayo Is In A Tough Place Right Now08/22/2016 - Pop-Tarts Flavors, Ranked08/22/2016 - Damn, Not Even A Mattress Company Will Endorse Ryan Lochte Now 08/22/2016 - Deadspin 25: Dammit, Florida State Is Going To Be Great08/22/2016 - The Case For Violent Imagery08/22/2016 - Layoffs Hit <i>Sports Illustrated </i>[UPDATED]08/22/2016 - Neymar Flipped His Shit On A Heckling Fan Right After Winning Olympic Gold08/22/2016 - Trump Stooge On CNN: Hillary Clinton! Football! CTE? Just Saying ...08/22/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Washington Redskins<em></em>08/22/2016 - Edinson Cavani Put Together A Shitty Performance For The Ages This Weekend<em></em>08/22/2016 - LA Galaxy Players Hit Pigeon With Ball During Warmups [Update]08/22/2016 - How To Get By In The Minors On $1,500 A Month<em></em>08/22/2016 - Peter King Drives In Bike Lane, Suffers Wrath Of The Internet08/22/2016 - NBC's Closing Ceremony Broadcast Edited Out More Than An Hour. Here's What You Missed.08/22/2016 - Darryl Strawberry Says Doc Gooden Is A "Complete Junkie-Addict"08/22/2016 - The NFL Just Made A Big Change To Injury Reports08/22/2016 - Marathon Silver Medalist Feyisa Lilesa Says "Maybe They Will Kill Me" If He Returns To Ethiopia After Olympic Protest08/22/2016 - Report: Billy Butler Injured During Fight With Teammate Danny Valencia08/22/2016 - Jerry Colangelo Says USA Basketball Will Reign Until "Other Countries Get Their Acts Together"08/22/2016 - SummerSlam Ends With Brock Lesnar Tearing A New Hole In Randy Orton's Skull08/22/2016 - Japanese Prime Minister Becomes Mario For Tokyo 2020 Segment08/22/2016 - Tongan Flag-Bearer Returns For Closing Ceremony08/21/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: I'll Take A Drink But I Don't Smoke Anymore08/21/2016 - Carmelo Anthony Gets Emotional After Winning Third Gold Medal08/21/2016 - We Fixed NBC's Gold Medal Basketball Final Intro08/21/2016 - 08/21/2016 - Wrestling Bronze Medal Match Ends In Controversy; Mongolian Coaches Strip In Protest08/21/2016 - Claressa Shields Defends Olympic Gold08/21/2016 - Perhaps NBC Could Focus On The "Live" Part08/21/2016 - American Galen Rupp Earns Bronze In Only His Second-Ever Marathon08/21/2016 - The Cardinals Lost Their 57th Game08/21/2016 - The Dangers Of Being A Bike-Riding Spectator08/21/2016 - Bicycle-Riding Spectator Totally Psyched About Catching Eliud Kipchoge's Hat<em></em>08/21/2016 - Which Was Longer: Katie Ledecky's Margin Of Victory Or The Johnson-Teixeira Fight?08/21/2016 - Ryan Lochte On Why He Lied To NBC About Being Robbed: "I Was Still Intoxicated"08/21/2016 - Paul Chelimo Earns Silver In 5,000m, Learns He Was Disqualified On Live TV, Then Gets Reinstated08/21/2016 - Ryan Lochte Admits "Over-Exaggerating" Robbery Story: "It Was My Immature Behavior"08/20/2016 - Brazil Win Their First-Ever Soccer Gold In Penalty Shootout08/20/2016 - NFL On Tirico Ban: "It's In The Contract!"08/20/2016 - Horse: "Fuck This"08/20/2016 - JJ Hickson Is Going To China08/20/2016 - Report: NFL Banned Mike Tirico From Calling Thursday Night Football On NBC08/20/2016 - A Truly Devastating Juke08/20/2016 - Jack Conger Releases Statement, Blames Lochte's Vandalism For International Incident08/20/2016 - Six Notre Dame Football Players Arrested In Two Separate Incidents08/20/2016 - Usain Bolt Completes Triple-Triple, Leads Jamaica To 4x100m Gold08/20/2016 - Gunnar Bentz Is Back In The U.S. And Says Ryan Lochte Is Full Of Shit<em></em>08/19/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Let's Dance Tonight08/19/2016 - Roger Goodell Should Interview James Harrison In Public08/19/2016 - We're The Staff Of Deadspin. Let's Chat.08/19/2016 - "We Don't Win Anymore"08/19/2016 - The Secret To Convincing Your Significant Other To Let You Play Video Games Whenever You Want08/19/2016 - What To Do If Your Car Breaks Down In Traffic08/19/2016 - Dumbasses! 08/19/2016 - BBC Reporter Assures Viewers That Couple In Background Aren't Humping08/19/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: New York Jets<em></em>08/19/2016 - Baylor Receiver Caught On Video Beating Dog08/19/2016 - 32 Paragraphs About 32 Teams: A Thinking Fan's Guide To The NFL Season08/19/2016 - What Would An MLB Crackdown On Infield Shifts Look Like?<em></em>08/19/2016 - No. 1 Ranked Wrestler Jordan Burroughs Eliminated From Olympic Quarterfinals<em></em>08/19/2016 - Wrestling Gold Medalist Has The Best Celebration Of The Olympics08/19/2016 - Ryan Lochte Apologizes, Says He Should Have Been More "Careful And Candid"08/19/2016 - Race Walk Leader Appears To Be Having Poop Problems [Updates: He Has Collapsed]08/19/2016 - U.S. Swimmer Jimmy Feigen Will Pay $10,800 To Get Out Of Brazil08/19/2016 - U.S. Women's 4x100m Relay Team Qualifies For Final On Empty Track08/19/2016 - This Might Be The Best Account Of What Happened With The U.S. Swimmers In Rio08/19/2016 - Very Good Jamaica Fan Cheers In Usain Bolt08/19/2016 - Usain Bolt Wins 200m, Becomes First-Ever To Defend Both Sprint Golds Twice08/19/2016 - Cubs Fans Enjoy Baseball Game08/19/2016 - Tom Brady Reportedly Sliced His Thumb Open Trying To Clean His Cleats08/18/2016 - Eagles Kicker Out With Concussion After Getting Hit In The Head With A Stray Punt08/18/2016 - American Wrestler Helen Maroulis <em></em>Scores Upset Of The Olympics08/18/2016 - Reports: Ryan Lochte And James Feigen Indicted By Rio Police For Falsely Reporting A Crime [Update: Probably Not]08/18/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: That's Why You Will Not Survive08/18/2016 - Adam Eaton Hits A Grand Slam While Blowing A Bubble08/18/2016 - Three Of Four NFL Players Named In Al Jazeera Doping Report Will Meet With League08/18/2016 - What Will Your Last Tweet Be? 08/18/2016 - Browns CB K’Waun Williams Appeals Suspension After Being Told He Needs Ankle Surgery08/18/2016 - Deadspin 25: Baker Mayfield Is A Gift, And The Sooners Are Going To Be Really Good08/18/2016 - Brazil Are Ready To Regain Some Of Their Soccer Dignity In Gold Medal Game08/18/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Buffalo Bills<em></em>08/18/2016 - Cubs Bullpen Confronts Fear, Spits In Its Eye08/18/2016 - Report: Ryan Lochte And His Rowdy Swimming Pals Defiantly Peed All Over The Gas Station [UPDATES]08/18/2016 - Serial Rapist Darren Sharper Sentenced To 18 Years In Prison08/18/2016 - U.S. Women's Relay Team Drops Baton, Lodges Appeal [Update]08/18/2016 - Report: American Swimmers Broke Down Gas Station Door, Fought With Security On Night Of Alleged Robbery08/18/2016 - The Life and Murder of Stella Walsh, Intersex Olympic Champion<em></em>08/18/2016 - Don't Move In With Your Significant Other08/18/2016 - Wayde Van Niekerk's Run Was Historic In At Least Four Ways08/18/2016 - Ryan Lochte's Story Has Changed08/18/2016 - Report: British Olympian Robbed At Gunpoint In Rio08/18/2016 - Did A Current In The Rio Swimming Pool Give Some Swimmers An Unfair Advantage? 08/18/2016 - Brazilian Authorities Pull Two US Swimmers Off Flight Out Of Rio [Update]08/18/2016 - Usain Bolt's Still Having Fun Outsprinting Everyone08/18/2016 - Cool New Gymnastics Move: Using Your Teammate As A Jump Rope08/17/2016 - Japanese Pole Vaulter Denies That His Dick And Balls Got Him Disqualified08/17/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: It Ain't Over Yet08/17/2016 - Conor McGregor Gets Mad, Throws Things At Shit-Talking Diaz Brothers08/17/2016 - Is Steeplechase Dangerous? Ask This Dude's Face.08/17/2016 - Josh Donaldson Throws Post-Strikeout Tantrum, Yells At John Gibbons In Dugout 08/17/2016 - Which Olympic Sport Would Be Most Likely To Literally Kill You?08/17/2016 - The Debate About Caster Semenya Isn't About Fairness08/17/2016 - Baseball Is Already Profitable For Tim Tebow08/17/2016 - What's Going On With Ladarius Green And The Steelers?08/17/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Indianapolis Colts<em></em>08/17/2016 - Olympic Boxing Judges Sent Home Amid Allegations Of Match Fixing08/17/2016 - This Ryan Lochte Story Just Got Much Weirder08/17/2016 - Steven Adams Appreciates Your Continued Concern For His Ball Bag08/17/2016 - Top European Olympic Official Arrested In Ticket-Scalping Sting08/17/2016 - Rio Police Are Casting Doubt On Ryan Lochte's Story Of Being Robbed08/17/2016 - Brazil Hands USA's Kerri Walsh Jennings Her First-Ever Olympic Beach Volleyball Loss08/17/2016 - Synchronized Swimming Is Much More Dangerous Than I Thought08/17/2016 - Chase Utley's Return To Philadelphia Was Perfect08/17/2016 - Anthony Rizzo Climbed The Dugout Wall For A Spectacular Catch08/17/2016 - Shit-Talking German Track Cyclist Loses Seat During Sprint, Wins Gold Medal Anyway08/17/2016 - Here Are The Penis Pics That Lena Zawaideh Says Shaun White Sent Her [NSFW]08/17/2016 - Haitian Hurdler Just Forgets To Jump Over His Hurdle, Apparently08/16/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: La Vida Es Un Carnaval08/16/2016 - Don't Flip Your Bat At The Umpire, Man08/16/2016 - How To Enjoy Coffee Even When It's A Thousand Degrees Out08/16/2016 - Taylor Swift Sends Terrible Gifts To Her Friends08/16/2016 - Defending Gold Medalist Diver Scores A Perfect Zero08/16/2016 - Art Briles: "I’ve Never Done Anything Illegal, Immoral, Unethical"08/16/2016 - Sweden's Women's Soccer Team Beats Brazil On Penalties To Reach Gold Medal Game08/16/2016 - How To Plan Your Lunches And Avoid Cooking All Week08/16/2016 - Rams Defensive End William Hayes Believes Mermaids Are Real, Dinosaurs Are Not08/16/2016 - Simone Biles And Aly Raisman Dominated One Last Olympic Event08/16/2016 - Your Legal Guide To Getting Arrested08/16/2016 - Deadspin 25: Stanford Still Has Christian McCaffrey, So They'll Be Just Fine08/16/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Atlanta Falcons<em></em>08/16/2016 - Are Game Show Hosts Going Extinct?<em></em>08/16/2016 - You Puny Millennial Weaklings Disgust Me, A Tough, Sinewy Elder08/16/2016 - Irish Olympic Boxer Rages After Loss, Claims Fight Was Fixed08/16/2016 - No, <i>You're</i> Genuinely Moved By This Display Of Olympic Sportsmanship08/16/2016 - Crazy Fan Rushes Ring During <i>Monday Night Raw</i>08/16/2016 - Masked Idiot On The Field Attacks Goalkeeper08/16/2016 - Dutch Fans Know How To Watch Gymnastics08/16/2016 - Jim Harbaugh Doesn't Like Those Questions08/16/2016 - Did Shaunae Miller's Dive Actually Help?08/16/2016 - Don't Try To Surprise Adrian Beltre With A Beverage Shower Or He'll Fight You With A Broom08/16/2016 - Thiago Da Silva Sets Olympic Pole Vault Record, Dethrones Frenchman08/16/2016 - Malaysian Diver Executes Flawless Belly Flop08/16/2016 - Shaunae Miller Beats Allyson Felix In The 400m Final With A Last-Gasp Dive Across The Line08/16/2016 - Hurling Loser Consoled By Opposing Fan Who Stormed Field To Celebrate08/16/2016 - The Lions Don't Care About Their Own Zero Tolerance Policy08/16/2016 - Rams Fans Welcome The NFL Back To L.A. With Wild Brawl In The Stands08/16/2016 - Out-Of-Control Garbage Fire Reportedly Sets Olympic Mountain Bike Course Ablaze<em></em>08/16/2016 - Track & Field Suspended After Athletes Unable To Perform Basic Tasks In Downpour [Update]08/16/2016 - If You're A Small, Rich Country, You Can Buy An Olympic Medal<em></em>08/15/2016 - Nick Diaz Argues With Drug Tester, Invites Her To Smoke Weed With Him08/15/2016 - NFL Threatens To Punish Players Named In Al Jazeera Report If They Don't Submit To Interviews08/15/2016 - High-Speed Track Cycling Crash Takes Out Three Riders, Hospitalizes One08/15/2016 - Deadspin Up All Night: Down To The Bone08/15/2016 - Yaya Touré And Pep Guardiola Have No Choice But To Play Nice08/15/2016 - This Song About Being A Good Fan Is The Best Thing At The Olympics08/15/2016 - Giant Camera Falls In Olympic Park, Injures Bystanders08/15/2016 - Jonathan Papelbon Subjected His Teammates To Terrible Pro-Trump Music08/15/2016 - The Story Behind The Perfect Photo Of Olympic Pain08/15/2016 - Dealing With The Shit That Comes With Celiac Disease08/15/2016 - Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Detroit Lions<em></em>08/15/2016 - Stephen A. 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