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01/31/2013 - <em>Warm Bodies</em> Is the Zombie Romance You Didn&#39;t Know You Wanted01/31/2013 - 01/31/2013 - Lawsuit Claims Former Detroit Mercy AD And Assistant Hoops Coach Had Affair01/31/2013 - Here&#39;s A Couple Soccer Fans Pretending To Hump Each Other Behind A Live Deadline Day Report On Sky Sports News01/31/2013 - 01/31/2013 - Chris Culliver Was Asked Almost 100 Questions Today About His Anti-Gay-Teammate Comments01/31/2013 - Adrian Wojnarowski&#39;s Latest Column Features A Sick Burn On John Hollinger01/31/2013 - Beyoncé Had An Insane Press Conference Where She Sang The National Anthem, Accepted Compliments From Reporters, And Then Posed01/31/2013 - Phil Mickelson Came <em>Thisclose</em> To Shooting A 59 Today01/31/2013 - Mark Grace Gets Jail Time For All Those DUIs He&#39;s Been Collecting01/31/2013 - The &quot;What Time Is The Super Bowl&quot; SEO-Whoring Is Especially Sad This Year01/31/2013 - When Amani Toomer Looks At Ray Lewis, He Thinks &quot;Hypocrisy&quot;01/31/2013 - Liquor Store Owner Shot In Eye During Robbery Says The Rock Beating CM Punk Ruined His Week01/31/2013 - Confessions Of A Glory Boy01/31/2013 - Here&#39;s Everything Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Told Dr. Phil In Day One Of His Exclusive Interview01/31/2013 - Matthew Barnaby Is Suing The Former Miss Buffalo To Get Back A $50,000 Engagement Ring And An SUV01/31/2013 - NFL Players Don&#39;t Trust Team Doctors01/31/2013 - Which Harbaugh Brother Would Philandering Ladies Prefer To Hump? Who Cares, Let&#39;s Make Sex Jokes01/31/2013 - Caleb Moore Has Died From Injuries Suffered In His X Games Snowmobile Crash01/31/2013 - On <em>Dr. Phil</em>, Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Says He&#39;s Trying &quot;To Recover From Homosexuality&quot;01/31/2013 - 01/31/2013 - It&#39;s Only A Matter Of Time Before Someone Dies At The X Games [UPDATE]01/31/2013 - 01/31/2013 - Rick Reilly&#39;s Column About Colin Kaepernick Is The Smarmiest Story Of Super Bowl Week01/31/2013 - Adorable Kid Rushes The Court In The Middle Of A Game01/31/2013 - J.J. Watt &quot;Proposes&quot; To His Six-Year-Old Biggest Fan01/31/2013 - Coyotes Sale Falls Apart As Prospective Owner Can&#39;t Come Up With The Money01/31/2013 - Dan Marino Fathered A Love Child With A CBS Production Assistant01/31/2013 - 01/31/2013 - This Wayne Rooney Scarf Looks An Awful Lot Like Hitler01/31/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Hang On To The Glory01/31/2013 - Drunk 49ers Fan Crashes Broadcast. Reporter Asks Her, &quot;How Long Have You Had An STD?&quot;01/30/2013 - Signing Day Is Next Week, But The Nation&#39;s Top Recruit Already Has His Announcement Scheduled01/30/2013 - Sundance Film Festival: Five Movies Everyone Will Be Talking About01/30/2013 - This Photo Of Two Male 49ers Fans Making Out Is Awesome01/30/2013 - Mike Komisarek&#39;s Frustrating Practice Led To Emergency Eye Surgery01/30/2013 - 49ers Cornerback Chris Culliver Is Not Cool With Gay People01/30/2013 - A Reminder That The NFL Doesn&#39;t Test For The PED Ray Lewis Says He&#39;s Never Tested Positive For01/30/2013 - How Nerlens Noel Won The Kentucky-Ole Miss Game With Two Fearless Blocks01/30/2013 - The Hater&#39;s Guide To Ray Lewis01/30/2013 - Survey: 27 Percent Of Americans Believe God Helps Decide Who Wins Sporting Events01/30/2013 - French Magazine Reports That Qatar Bribed Its Way To The 2022 World Cup01/30/2013 - Ray Lewis Thinks Those PED Allegations Are A &quot;Trick Of The Devil&quot;01/30/2013 - 01/30/2013 - WCBA Finals Game Ends With Referees Being Beaten By Fans01/30/2013 - ESPN Reporter Will Watch The Super Bowl With You For About $3,000 [UPDATE]01/30/2013 - Dr. Phil: Hoaxer Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Was In Love With Manti Te&#39;o01/30/2013 - The Blazers And Mavericks Scored 11 Points In A Thrilling Final 30 Seconds01/30/2013 - 01/30/2013 - The Lakers Aren&#39;t Dead Yet, Even If Some Of Their Fans Are01/30/2013 - Tuesday Night Fights: Polish Street-Rasslin&#39; Leaves The Masked Man With More Questions Than Answers01/30/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: If I Take You Home, Will You Tell The Truth?01/29/2013 - Denver Mayor Finally Does The Ray Lewis Dance01/29/2013 - ESPN Asks: When Will Anyone Pay Attention To A Famous Football Player In This Super Bowl?01/29/2013 - Chris Ault Wanted To Convert Colin Kaepernick To Free Safety01/29/2013 - 49ers Fan Says She Wired Some Guy $5,900 For Super Bowl Tickets, But All She Got Was A Note That Read, &quot;Go Ravens!!!&quot; [UPDATED]01/29/2013 - Chris Bosh Continues To Be An Excellent Photobomber (White House Edition)01/29/2013 - Facebook Data Provide The Most Accurate NFL Fandom Map Ever Created01/29/2013 - Ray Lewis Would Prefer You Stop Asking Questions About His Murder Case, Because &quot;This Is God&#39;s Time&quot;01/29/2013 - What&#39;s The Best Possible Ending To A Sports Event?01/29/2013 - Is The NFL Rigging The System To Put An Unqualified Referee In The Super Bowl?01/29/2013 - You Can Now Purchase Classic NBA Games On iTunes01/29/2013 - Ray Lewis Has Reportedly Used A Banned Substance For Years, But No One Cares Because It&#39;s Football01/29/2013 - 01/29/2013 - Comrades! <em>The Nation&#39;s</em> Dave Zirin Is Here To Talk Sports And Politics01/29/2013 - How The NCAA Causes Gigantism: The Story Of The Small Regional Conference That Swallowed Up The Continent01/29/2013 - Glen Davis Loudly And Clearly Tells The Ball To &quot;Get The Fuck In There&quot;01/29/2013 - An ESPN Blunder Let Viewers Eavesdrop On Hannah Storm And Mark Schlereth Discussing What Sounds Like Tim Tebow&#39;s Doubtful NFL Future01/29/2013 - 01/29/2013 - After 6,899 Minutes Of Employment, Rob Ryan Is Out Of Work Again01/29/2013 - Household Chores: A Dadspin Ranking And Guide01/29/2013 - Duke Fan Writes Unbearably Condescending Letter After Being Harassed At Duke-Miami Game01/29/2013 - 01/29/2013 - Kari Lehtonen Made The Best Save Of This Young NHL Season01/29/2013 - Report: A-Rod, Gio Gonzalez, Nelson Cruz, Melky Cabrera, Others Named In Records Of Miami PED Dealer01/29/2013 - 01/29/2013 - The Latest Sports Stars To Show Up As <em>WWE Raw</em> Spectators: Steffi Graf And Andre Agassi01/29/2013 - Insane Person Garrett McNamara May Have Ridden A 100-Foot Wave01/29/2013 - How To Ace That Interview You Have With A Gonzaga Alum01/29/2013 - Nick Johnson, The Nearly Perfect Baseball Player, Retires01/29/2013 - President Of Ohio State Does Not Know <i>The</i> Men&#39;s Basketball Schedule01/29/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Queen Of Hearts01/28/2013 - 01/28/2013 - Who Is This Marshall Henderson Guy? Your Guide To College Basketball&#39;s Most Entertaining Gunner01/28/2013 - Former 49ers First-Round Pick In Court For Allegedly Beating Up His Ex-Boyfriend After Underwear Dispute01/28/2013 - Help! Get! This! Ravens! Cheerleader! To! The! Super! Bowl!01/28/2013 - Bernard Pollard: &quot;What A Coincidence It Is That Somebody Always Has To Get Hurt When I&#39;m On The Field.&quot;01/28/2013 - The Art Of The Japanese Bat Flip01/28/2013 - Chris Kluwe Rickrolled Roger Goodell In The Commissioner&#39;s Reddit Q&amp;A01/28/2013 - NBC Really Wanted You To Know Last Night&#39;s Pro Bowl Was About &quot;Effort&quot;01/28/2013 - The Following Players&#39; Jerseys Were Selected To The Pro Bowl Fan Brawl:01/28/2013 - How Two Newspapers Wound Up Staging The Same Sob Story About The Ray Lewis Murder Case01/28/2013 - Joe Flacco&#39;s Father Summed Him Up Pretty Perfectly01/28/2013 - 01/28/2013 - Louie Anderson Nearly Drowns In The Most Pathetic Way Possible, Is Saved By Ndamukong Suh01/28/2013 - 01/28/2013 - Lance Armstrong &quot;Singing&quot; Radiohead&#39;s &quot;Creep&quot; Is Strangely Haunting01/28/2013 - 01/28/2013 - Trent Williams Is An Unkillable Force Of Nature01/28/2013 - Roundup: What You Missed The Weekend LeSean McCoy Had A Twitter War With His Babymama01/28/2013 - Charles Barkley Randomly Showed Up On The Phoenix ABC Local News And Attempted To Do The Weather Report01/28/2013 - Hockey Coach Uses Glasses And Cane To Mock &quot;Blind&quot; Referee, Gets Ejected01/28/2013 - 01/28/2013 - Here Is An Image Of Terrell Owens And Jerome Bettis Bowling Together01/28/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Don&#39;t Be Terse And Don&#39;t Be Shy01/28/2013 - 2013 NFL Pro Bowl Live Blog01/27/2013 - Law Enforcement Agencies, MLB Investigating Anthony Bosch For Distributing HGH And Testosterone01/27/2013 - NFL.com: &quot;Pro Bowl Might Be Hampered By Rainy, Windy Weather&quot;01/27/2013 - Lolo Jones Won A Gold Medal (In World Championship Bobsled)01/27/2013 - Mike Francesa Has A Police Escort To New Orleans For The Super Bowl01/27/2013 - 01/27/2013 - Rajon Rondo Has A Torn ACL, Will Miss The Rest Of The Season01/27/2013 - 01/27/2013 - Chris Bosh Says He&#39;s A Lock For The Hall Of Fame, And He&#39;s Not Too Far Off01/27/2013 - 101-Year-Old Man Retires From Running Marathons, Shaming You01/27/2013 - President Obama Talks Football And The NCAA01/27/2013 - Northern Illinois Set Multiple Records For Offensive Futility, But You Wouldn&#39;t Know It From The Student Recap01/27/2013 - Justin Gimelstob Would Like You To Watch The Australian Open Mixed Doubles Final01/27/2013 - <i>Forbes</i>&#39;s &quot;Best Sports Blogs&quot; Of 2003 Are A Portal To A Time You&#39;re Glad You Forgot01/27/2013 - LeSean McCoy Sics Twitter Army On His &quot;Broke, Worthless&quot; Babymama After She Accuses Him Of Being A Deadbeat Dad01/27/2013 - The Fan Who Hit That Half-Court Shot And Got Tackled By LeBron Had The Best Night Ever01/27/2013 - One-Time Raiders Defensive End Anthony Smith May Be The NFL&#39;s First Sociopathic Serial Killer01/27/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Havin&#39; Thangs01/26/2013 - 01/26/2013 - Bob Costas&#39;s Eulogy For Stan Musial Was Midwestern Sports Reverence At Its Finest01/26/2013 - Steve Spurrier Gave Reporters Envelopes Full Of Cash Today, For Some Reason01/26/2013 - Port Said Soccer Violence Leads To 21 Death Sentences, Which Kick Off City-Wide Riots01/26/2013 - There Was A Bat Delay During The Providence-Marquette Game01/26/2013 - Expensive Cable Sports Are Always Expensiver Than Ever01/26/2013 - 01/26/2013 - Tom Brady&#39;s New House Literally Has A Moat01/26/2013 - Georgetown Beats Louisville In Game That Was 24 Seconds Longer Than Regulation And Came Down To The Final Possession01/26/2013 - Terrifyingly Mean Ravens Safety Bernard Pollard Refuses To Wear Pants01/26/2013 - Rejoice: The New Mascot In The Washington Nationals&#39; Presidents Race Is William Taft, Our Fattest And Sleepiest President [Update]01/26/2013 - Villanova Upsets Third-Ranked Syracuse Because Syracuse Was Stupid01/26/2013 - 01/26/2013 - How To Cook Lobster Tails: A Guide For People Who Don&#39;t Have Butlers To Do All The Work01/26/2013 - Lance Armstrong Lied To Oprah, Is Being Sued By People Who Bought His Book, And Refuses To Talk To The USADA01/26/2013 - Former Duke Center Brian Zoubek Owns And Operates A Cream Puff Store Called &quot;Dream Puffz&quot;01/26/2013 - 01/26/2013 - The Most Recent Fainting Spell Over Shabazz Muhammad Distills NCAA Compliance To Its Idiotic Essence01/26/2013 - Alleged High School Hockey Team Sex Tape Leads To No Consequences, One <em>Jersey Shore</em> Reference01/26/2013 - 01/26/2013 - Redskins OL Trent Williams Will Miss The Pro Bowl Because A Nightclub Patron Tasered Him And Cracked A Bottle On His Head01/26/2013 - This Fan Getting Hugtackled By LeBron James After Hitting A Half-Court Hook Shot Is The Greatest Thing Ever01/26/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Saved Again01/25/2013 - Here&#39;s A Photo Of Dick Vitale And The Schwab Out Clubbing In South Beach [UPDATED]01/25/2013 - A Curious List Of Things That Floyd Landis Is Not Allowed To Say About Pat McQuaid01/25/2013 - 01/25/2013 - It Now Only Takes One Third As Much Marijuana—Or &quot;Street Drugs&quot;—To Fail An NCAA Drug Test01/25/2013 - Jerome Lane&#39;s Backboard-Smashing Dunk Was 25 Years Ago Today01/25/2013 - The Lawyer For Fred Smoot, Who Double-Donged Two Hookers, Would Like You To Know Smoot Did Not Pee Himself After His DUI Arrest01/25/2013 - A Lip Reader Deciphers The Umpire-Manager Arguments Of 201201/25/2013 - All The Nice Emails We Got From Our Moms After Publishing Our Manti Te&#39;o Story01/25/2013 - Jets Winger Evander Kane Gets Giant &quot;YMCMB&quot; Shaved Into His Head01/25/2013 - Someone Actually Gave Adrian Peterson An Orange Peanut01/25/2013 - <em>Washington Post</em> Drags Victim&#39;s Mother To His Grave To Remind Us That Nobody Is Paying Attention To The Ray Lewis Murder Case [Update: The <i>Buffalo News</i> Too!]01/25/2013 - <em>Inside The NBA</em> Got A Little Gay-Baity Last Night01/25/2013 - Cedric Benson&#39;s Dogs Are A Scourge Upon Local Livestock01/25/2013 - UFC On Fox 6: What Do MMA Fans Have Against The Little Guys?01/25/2013 - Texas Football Players Accused Of Sexual Assault Will Not Face Charges01/25/2013 - 01/25/2013 - The Real Cost To Miami For Marlins Park Is In The Billions01/25/2013 - The Best Videos Of The Week01/25/2013 - Nail Yakupov Had A Perfect Celebration For His Game-Tying Goal Last Night01/25/2013 - Report: Carl Pavano Ruptured His Spleen Shoveling Snow01/25/2013 - The PGA Doesn&#39;t Want Reporters Tweeting Play-By-Play Of Golf Events. Your Move, Norm Macdonald.01/25/2013 - Report: Female Tuiasosopo Cousin Involved In Te&#39;o Hoax01/25/2013 - 01/25/2013 - Rob Ryan Was Out Of Work For 22,987 Minutes01/25/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Tomorrow Won&#39;t Be Made For You01/25/2013 - Sean Payton Has Been Back For Two Days And Already Fired Two Coaches01/25/2013 - Arizona&#39;s Justification For Trading Justin Upton Is Insufferable01/24/2013 - Fred Smoot, Who Double-Donged Two Hookers, Peed His Pants After Being Arrested For DUI01/24/2013 - Rating Every Sketch In <em>Kentucky Fried Movie</em>, The Film <em>Movie 43</em> Wanted to Be01/24/2013 - All Football Players Are Suckers: An NFL No-Namer On His Catfishy Moment01/24/2013 - Rachel Nichols Needs To Get A New Twitter Handle01/24/2013 - 01/24/2013 - Katherine Webb Isn&#39;t Darnell Dockett&#39;s Type: &quot;I&#39;m Not Into The Thinner Girls&quot;01/24/2013 - A Treasure Trove Of Animal Murder Stories For Your Super Bowl Off-Week01/24/2013 - You Have To Work Out To Get A Workout01/24/2013 - The New Orleans Hornets Are Officially The New Orleans Pelicans01/24/2013 - Darelle Revis Is Not Happy About Those Trade Rumors That The Jets Refuse To Address01/24/2013 - Manti Te&#39;o&#39;s Interview With Katie Couric: A Liveblog01/24/2013 - 01/24/2013 - Minor League Hockey Team&#39;s Beer-Chugging Intermission Show Results In Fans Puking On The Ice01/24/2013 - Listen To Manti Te&#39;o&#39;s Voicemails From Lennay Kekua/Ronaiah Tuiasosopo01/24/2013 - Manti Te&#39;o Joins Notre Dame’s Long Tradition Of Bullshit01/24/2013 - A History Lesson For Sacramento: How Kansas City Lost The Kings01/24/2013 - What Did Lou Holtz Text John Boehner After Obama&#39;s Inauguration?01/24/2013 - JaVale McGee Throws Himself An Alley-Oop, Dons A Celebratory Fingerstache01/24/2013 - This Is What Serena Williams&#39;s Ankle Looks Like01/24/2013 - Lawyer: Hoaxer Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Pretended To Be &quot;Lennay&quot; During Phone Calls With Manti Te&#39;o01/24/2013 - 01/24/2013 - 01/24/2013 - The Squash Tournament Of Champions Is Underway, And That&#39;s Why You&#39;re Late For Your Train01/24/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Girl From The North Country01/23/2013 - JaMarcus Russell, Who Now Weighs More Than 300 Pounds, Is Thinking Comeback01/23/2013 - Who Wants To Go To The Super Bowl With This Awful Human Being?01/23/2013 - 01/23/2013 - 01/23/2013 - Whatever You Do, Don&#39;t Call The Amazing Kreskin A Magician01/23/2013 - The 49ers Will Stick With David Akers For The Super Bowl01/23/2013 - Tell It To Your Analyst: The Raging Genius Of Earl Weaver01/23/2013 - Delmon Young Can Earn $600,000 In Bonus Money By Not Being A Fat Mess01/23/2013 - Chelsea&#39;s Eden Hazard Kicks Ballboy, Is Sent Off From League Cup Semifinal Match01/23/2013 - Scarves Are Bullshit01/23/2013 - Jim Irsay Mailed A Fan $8,500 In Cash For Predicting The Score Of The AFC Championship01/23/2013 - Headline Above Newspaper&#39;s Blowjob Pantomime Photo: &quot;Taking Hard Hit To Chin&quot;01/23/2013 - ESPN Says It Has A Spreadsheet Of Manti Te&#39;o&#39;s Phone Calls [UPDATED]01/23/2013 - &quot;I Do Not Fit The Mold You Would Expect&quot;: Meet The Pharmacist, The FedEx Courier, And Other Dreamers Who Applied To Coach Wisconsin Football01/23/2013 - Report: ESPN Suspends Two Producers For Cutting Away From Notre Dame AD&#39;s Te&#39;o Presser Last Week01/23/2013 - NCAA Had Nevin Shapiro&#39;s Defense Attorney On Its Payroll, Suspends Miami Investigation01/23/2013 - What Was Manti Thinking? What&#39;s The Future Of Doping? The Amazing Kreskin Is Here To Read Minds And Take Questions01/23/2013 - Four Washington Redskins Nearly Got Catfished01/23/2013 - Watch Glen Davis Interrogate A Frightened Rookie About A Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich01/23/2013 - Nine High School Wrestlers Arrested For Hazing Incident Involving &quot;Digital Penetration&quot;01/23/2013 - Which Pundits Predicted A Ravens-49ers Super Bowl? Grading ESPN And <em>Sports Illustrated</em>01/23/2013 - Manti Te&#39;o Tells Katie Couric He Lied01/23/2013 - 01/23/2013 - A Pissed Off Bill Callahan Responds To Tim Brown And Jerry Rice01/23/2013 - Caron Butler&#39;s Block Takes Out Unsuspecting Ref01/23/2013 - 01/23/2013 - Even Steve Donahue Can&#39;t Believe How Far The Boston College-Maryland Rivalry Has Fallen01/23/2013 - Tuesday Night Fights: Nudity So Horrific, Drew Magary Couldn&#39;t Make It All The Way Through This One [Incredibly NSFW]01/23/2013 - Report: Tipped Off By Manti Te&#39;o&#39;s Agent, ESPN Balked At Publishing Hoax Story Because It Hadn&#39;t Landed A TV Interview01/23/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Can&#39;t Stop The Night01/23/2013 - Shawn Kemp Feels Bad For Sacramento Losing The Kings, But Says Seattle Has Better Fans01/22/2013 - Can Anyone Think Of Another Reason Sloane Stephens Is Considered Serena Williams&#39;s &quot;Protégé&quot;?01/22/2013 - Jerry Rice And Tim Brown Say Bill Callahan Threw Super Bowl XXXVII01/22/2013 - Bradford City Beats Aston Villa, Is First Fourth-Division Team To Reach League Cup Final Since 196201/22/2013 - Rich Golfer Phil Mickelson Is Going To Take &quot;Drastic&quot; Action To Escape His Imaginary Tax Burden01/22/2013 - New Study Reveals That CTE May Be Detectable In Living Patients01/22/2013 - The Silverdome Has Been Abandoned To The Elements01/22/2013 - Rex Ryan Wrecked His Red Mustang After Running A Stoplight In Pennsylvania Last Week, According To Police [Updated With Photo Of Other Car]01/22/2013 - Potential Nebraska Transfer Pulled Over By State Trooper, Let Off With 15-Minute Talking-To About How Great The Huskers Are01/22/2013 - OK, What The Hell Is Going On With Roberto Luongo?01/22/2013 - What To Do With All Your Livestrong Bracelets01/22/2013 - &quot;Find The Asshole, That&#39;s Where That Knuckle Goes&quot;: A Young Jim Harbaugh On How To Play Quarterback01/22/2013 - Harbaugh Like Me: A Harbaugh On Harbaugh Vs. Harbaugh01/22/2013 - Celtic Manager Neil Lennon Answers Reporter&#39;s Phone, Talks To His Wife01/22/2013 - Newspaper Photograph Of Hockey Game Highlighted By Fan&#39;s Blowjob Pantomime01/22/2013 - Stop Everything: Here&#39;s Chris Andersen And Mike Miller Performing &quot;Ice Ice Baby&quot;01/22/2013 - Soccer Fans&#39; Chant At Player Who Temporarily Left Match During Play: &quot;He Went For A Shit&quot;01/22/2013 - The Lakers Are Terrible, And Kobe Bryant Is Starting To Lose It01/22/2013 - D.C.&#39;s Newest High School Basketball Star Will Turn 21 This Year, According To FIBA01/22/2013 - Patriots Player&#39;s House Robbed During AFC Championship01/22/2013 - 01/22/2013 - Cincinnati Will Host The 2015 MLB All-Star Game01/22/2013 - 01/22/2013 - Paul MacLean Was Haunted By A Doppelgänger Last Night01/22/2013 - Washington Wizards Approaching Double-Digit Wins Thanks To Jordan Crawford Buzzer Beater01/22/2013 - This Stephen Curry Bounce Pass Is Just Vicious01/22/2013 - 01/22/2013 - J.R. Smith Reminds Kris Humphries That Kanye West Is Now Kim Kardashian&#39;s Sperm Donor, Just In Case He Forgot01/22/2013 - Lance Armstrong Street Art Is Simple, Accurate01/21/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Grown Up01/21/2013 - &quot;You&#39;re Here For One Reason: To Fuck Us Good!&quot;: Let&#39;s Remember The Time Earl Weaver Completely Lost It On An Umpire01/21/2013 - Lennay And Manti (And Ronaiah): A Love Story In Tweets01/21/2013 - A Near-Complete Twitter Archive For Lennay Kekua And Ronaiah Tuiasosopo01/21/2013 - New Orleans Welcomes The Super Bowl With A &quot;Roger Goodell Being Eaten By A Giant Vagina&quot; Float01/21/2013 - Chip Kelly Says The Eagles Winning A Super Bowl &quot;Would Be Like 1,000 Wing Bowls&quot;01/21/2013 - Wes Welker&#39;s Wife Took To Facebook To Say Some Unkind Things About Ray Lewis [Update]01/21/2013 - A Young Bruins Fan Found Something Questionable In His Food01/21/2013 - Cop Out. <em>Broken City</em>, Reviewed.01/21/2013 - Dead Letters: All The Hate Mail We&#39;ve Received Since Publishing Our Manti Te&#39;o Story01/21/2013 - The NFC Is Running Low On Pro Bowl Quarterbacks01/21/2013 - Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Tweets: Jan. 16, 2012-Dec. 3, 201201/21/2013 - Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Tweets: Oct. 1, 2011-Jan. 15, 201201/21/2013 - Football Recruit Who Said His Notre Dame Visit &quot;Went Great&quot; Never Actually Visited Campus01/21/2013 - How The Song “Seven Nation Army” Conquered The Sports World01/21/2013 - Anderson Varejao Is Out For The Season With A Blood Clot In His Lung01/21/2013 - Michael Phelps Wouldn&#39;t Have Competed In The 2012 Olympics If Not For Ray Lewis01/21/2013 - Lennay Kekua Tweets: Aug. 1, 2012-Sept. 29, 201201/21/2013 - Lennay Kekua Tweets: March 11, 2012-July 31, 201201/21/2013 - Lennay Kekua Tweets: Feb. 15, 2012-March 10, 201201/21/2013 - Lennay Kekua Tweets: Feb. 1, 2012-Feb. 14, 201201/21/2013 - Lennay Kekua Tweets: Dec. 27, 2011-Jan. 31, 201201/21/2013 - Lennay Kekua Tweets: Nov. 24, 2011-Dec. 26, 201101/21/2013 - Lennay Kekua Tweets: Oct. 31, 2011-Nov. 23, 201101/21/2013 - Lennay Kekua Tweets: Oct. 8, 2011-Oct. 30, 201101/21/2013 - The Union Wants Bud Selig To Force The Marlins To Spend More Money01/21/2013 - Inauguration Day In Post-Racial America: George Stephanopoulos Thinks Bill Russell Looks Like Morgan Freeman01/21/2013 - Some Poor Bastard Bought 10,000 Lance Armstrong DVDs, And They&#39;re Now Worthless01/21/2013 - It Appears Bill Cowher Is A Skoal Man01/21/2013 - Watch Expert Troll Russell Westbrook Goaltend A Mascot&#39;s Backward, Half-Court Shot01/21/2013 - Jets Owner Woody Johnson Now Says Tim Tebow Was &quot;Forced&quot; 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Basically Consisted Of A Few Guys Using Google And LexisNexis01/20/2013 - The Dallas Stars Showed An Empty Chair On The Jumbotron, Identified It As &quot;Manti Te&#39;o&#39;s Girlfriend&quot;01/20/2013 - Four Butler Bros Struggled In Their Attempts To Coordinate A Group High Five Last Night01/20/2013 - Watch, Perhaps, The Worst Professional Ski Jump Attempt Ever01/20/2013 - 01/20/2013 - 01/20/2013 - Willis McGahee Wouldn&#39;t Describe The Aftermath Of This Massive Hit That Got Him Carted Off The Field As An &quot;Injury&quot;01/20/2013 - Butler Beats Gonzaga Thanks To A Miraculous Final Four Seconds01/20/2013 - Cardinals Great Stan Musial Dead At 9201/20/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Call My Phone01/20/2013 - &quot;I Meant To Say &#39;Allegedly&#39; Speeding, My Bad&quot;: A Texas Judge Was Reprimanded For Blabbing About Johnny Manziel&#39;s Speeding Ticket On Facebook01/19/2013 - 01/19/2013 - Jenn Sterger Was The Original Katherine Webb, In That She Was Also Propelled To Fame By A Leering Brent Musburger01/19/2013 - Drive A Legendary Cincinnati Sportswriter To Reds Games, Get Free Reds Tickets (And Gas Money, Too)01/19/2013 - 01/19/2013 - John L. 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Surgery; Recovery Expected To Take Six To Eight Months01/09/2013 - Tuesday Night Fights: Chris Kluwe Breaks Down Some Dudebros Brawling In The Streets Of Hollywood01/09/2013 - Bullpen Cell Phones Are Coming To Major League Baseball Next Season01/09/2013 - An Inside Look At The Impending Flying Robot Apocalypse (And How To Put A Stop To It)01/09/2013 - The Cowboys Have Fired Rob Ryan, Who Says He&#39;ll Be Out Of Work &quot;For Like Five Minutes&quot;01/09/2013 - Oprah Winfrey Gets The Next Chance At Asking Lance Armstrong If He Cheated At Cycling01/09/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Gather The Wind01/08/2013 - An Oregon Player Faked An Injury During The Fiesta Bowl So That His Teammate Could Get Into His First And Last Bowl Game01/08/2013 - Crazy Person Tackles Runner Mid-Race; Runner Wins Anyway01/08/2013 - Report: At Least Two Men In Andray Blatche&#39;s Entourage Allegedly Raped A Woman01/08/2013 - 01/08/2013 - Andy Reid Made A Fat Joke About Himself, So Everyone Else Can Stop Now01/08/2013 - Jets LB Bryan Thomas Was Charged With Assaulting His Wife Back In October01/08/2013 - In Defense Of Mike Shanahan01/08/2013 - Brazilian Prostitutes Learning English For The World Cup01/08/2013 - 01/08/2013 - Richard Ben Cramer: Play All The Big Chords01/08/2013 - Watch A.J. McCarron Pretend Not To Be Freaked Out About How Famous His Girlfriend Is Now01/08/2013 - Deadspin Nature Moment: Right Now, There Is A Hawk Hunting Rats Outside The Office01/08/2013 - The NHL Barely Dodged A Putin-Backed Russian Mutiny, But The League Might Not Be Out Of The Woods Yet01/08/2013 - 01/08/2013 - Roger Clemens Will Teach Young Astros Pitchers Everything He Knows01/08/2013 - We&#39;re Commemorating Ohio State&#39;s Outlaw 12-0 Season With Customized Temporary Tattoos. Want One? [UPDATE: We Have Run Out Of Tattoos]01/08/2013 - ESPN Apologizes For Brent Musburger&#39;s Boner01/08/2013 - Rob Parker Is Out At ESPN01/08/2013 - Phil Simms Just Gets Worse And Worse01/08/2013 - Johnny Boychuk&#39;s Austrian Team Only Gave Him Red Bull To Drink01/08/2013 - Tony La Russa&#39;s Wife Is A Huge Metalhead, Because Of Course She Is01/08/2013 - &quot;Dangerously Excessive&quot;: How Washington State Football Confronted, And Didn&#39;t Confront, The First Bad News Of The Mike Leach Era01/08/2013 - Rex Ryan&#39;s Tattoo Is Real, And He Might Just Change The Number If Mark Sanchez Doesn&#39;t Improve01/08/2013 - Nick Saban Is The Ultimate Freakshow01/08/2013 - Here Is A Bunch Of People Insisting Notre Dame Would Have Won Last Night If Not For The Referees01/08/2013 - The Cowboys Took A Swipe At The NHL On Twitter, But The Dallas Stars (Eventually) Gave It Right Back01/08/2013 - A Member Of The Brooklyn Nets Is Being Questioned In A Sexual Assault Case [UPDATE: It Appears It Was Andray Blatche]01/08/2013 - Add Slovakia To The List Of Places NHLers Would Rather Play Than Long Island01/08/2013 - The NBA Fined Danny Ferry $15,000 For Snitching On Rajon Rondo01/08/2013 - 01/08/2013 - BCS Who? Jon Gruden Decided To Have A Blast At <em>WWE Raw</em> Instead01/08/2013 - Here Is The Most Entertaining Moment Of Alabama&#39;s Dismantling Of Notre Dame01/08/2013 - Carmelo Anthony And Kevin Garnett Got Into Some Kind Of Scrum In The Belly Of Madison Square Garden01/08/2013 - Friends Successfully Use Twitter To Get Adrian Peterson To Call High School Kid With Cancer01/08/2013 - Kate Upton Throws Some Shade At Notre Dame And The Jets During BCS Championship01/08/2013 - Brent Musburger Is A Bit Too Infatuated With A.J. McCarron&#39;s Girlfriend, Katherine Webb01/08/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Weed, Whites, And Wine01/08/2013 - Your Root-For-Ebola BCS National Championship Open Thread01/07/2013 - 01/07/2013 - Why The Bulls Won&#39;t Go Small-Ball Like The Heat01/07/2013 - 01/07/2013 - MRI Shows Robert Griffin III Has Partially Torn ACL, LCL01/07/2013 - Ryan Lochte Is Getting His Own Reality Show01/07/2013 - Was Knute Rockne Killed By The Mob? Tracing The Origins Of One Of The Stranger Urban Legends In Sports01/07/2013 - Fred Smoot Is The One Spreading All Those Rumors About Robert Griffin III&#39;s Shredded Knee01/07/2013 - Alabama Got Pumped For Tonight&#39;s BCS Championship Game By Watching <em>Zero Dark Thirty</em>01/07/2013 - If Al Roker Sharts in The White House But No One Is There To See It, It Still Exists in His Pants, He Tells <i>Dateline</i>01/07/2013 - The Harlem Globetrotters Played A Game On Ice01/07/2013 - Fight During Race Doesn&#39;t Even Interrupt Track Meet01/07/2013 - Nick Saban Reportedly Took The Dolphins Job In 2004 Because Wayne Huizenga Bought Off His Wife01/07/2013 - 01/07/2013 - College ShameDay: Is This One Of The Best Notre Dame Teams Ever? And Other Absurd Questions, Answered01/07/2013 - 01/07/2013 - Arian Foster Took Special Exception To Dan Shaughnessy&#39;s Especially Terrible Texans Column01/07/2013 - Pau Gasol Needs To Be Rescued From The Lakers, And Sarah McLachlan Is Here To Help01/07/2013 - Rob Parker: <em>First Take</em> Producers Knew What I Was Going To Talk About01/07/2013 - The Redskins Were Done In By Their Own &quot;Crappy&quot; Field01/07/2013 - The Redskins May Have Been Pumping Artificial Crowd Noise Into The Stadium During Yesterday&#39;s Game01/07/2013 - How Bad Does Hockey Hazing Have To Be To Get An Entire Women&#39;s College Team Suspended?01/07/2013 - Roundup: What You Missed The Weekend Some Bros Snuck Into The Knicks Locker Room01/07/2013 - All 256 Regular-Season NFL Games, Ranked According To Watchability01/07/2013 - 01/07/2013 - JaVale McGee Goes Up And Over Two Of His Own Teammates For A Putback Dunk01/07/2013 - 01/07/2013 - An Autographed Jason Campbell Jersey Exists, And This Guy Behind Erin Andrews Is Wearing It01/07/2013 - Robert Griffin III Twisted His Knee On A Dead Patch Of Sports Language01/07/2013 - 01/07/2013 - Dr. James Andrews For Head Coach: Seahawks-Redskins, In Five GIFs01/07/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Wait For Time01/06/2013 - &quot;You Gotta Get Tanked Before You Go In&quot;: Green Bay Efforts To Curb Excessive Drinking Predictably Backfire01/06/2013 - 01/06/2013 - Watch A Darts Player Produce &quot;Magic The Like Of Which We May Have Never Seen Or Ever See Again&quot;01/06/2013 - Ray Lewis Lined Up One Last Time In Baltimore And Drooled All Over Himself: Ravens-Colts In Four GIFs01/06/2013 - &quot;When Marrone Interviewed, He Must Have Been Extremely Impressive&quot;: Six Writers Talking Themselves Into New Bills Coach Doug Marrone01/06/2013 - University Of Texas Track Coach To Step Down Following Investigation Into Relationship With Former Student-Athlete01/06/2013 - 01/06/2013 - The Rockets Suspended Royce White, Who Apparently Wasn&#39;t Already Suspended01/06/2013 - Hammer-Wielding Yinzer Tries To Break Into Steelers Locker Room01/06/2013 - Your NFL Wildcard Open Thread01/06/2013 - Here Are A Couple Pictures Of Johnny Manziel Having A Nice Time At A Nightclub After His Cotton Bowl Win [UPDATED]01/06/2013 - Ray Lewis Is A Festivus Miracle01/06/2013 - Mike Shanahan Lied When He Said That A Doctor Cleared Robert Griffin III To Play After He Sprained His Knee In Week 1401/06/2013 - Chip Kelly To The Browns Was A Sure Thing, Until Kelly Spent Nine Hours Eating Dinner With The Eagles [UPDATE]01/06/2013 - Whimsical Local News Segment On The Vikings Turns Violent, Hilarious01/06/2013 - The NHL Lockout Is Over; Play To Start Within The Next Two Weeks [UPDATED]01/06/2013 - The Joe Webb Experiment Did Not Work: Vikings-Packers, In Two GIFs01/06/2013 - 01/06/2013 - Who Wants To Sex J.J. Watt? Bengals-Texans, In Three Gifs01/06/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Val Venis01/06/2013 - Adrian Peterson Says He Will Run For 2,500 Yards In 2013, So Naturally He Will01/05/2013 - 01/05/2013 - MLS Isn&#39;t Interested In Citi Field, Because When You Can Plow A Massive Park To Build A Soccer Stadium, You Do It01/05/2013 - A Mad Genius Zlatan Ibrahimovic Fan Bought His Favorite Player&#39;s Domain Name, Will Give It Back If He Completes One Of Twelve Challenges01/05/2013 - <em>Newsday</em>, Like Twitter Users, Simply Cannot Tell Brian Kelly And Chip Kelly Apart01/05/2013 - 01/05/2013 - Your NFL Wildcard Open Thread01/05/2013 - The Original Quote For Vancouver&#39;s $514 Million Stadium Renovation Was A Mere $100 Million01/05/2013 - &quot;Johnny Footbaaaaalllll&quot;: Two Drunk Ladies Hijacked The CBS Cotton Bowl Pre-Game Show01/05/2013 - The Bengals Really Could Break Their 8,400-Day Playoff Winless Streak Today01/05/2013 - How To Make Shrimp Linguine: A Guide For Lovers01/05/2013 - Jose Canseco Will Not Be The Next Mayor Of Toronto, Despite Promises To &quot;Work Out The Citizen Thing&quot;01/05/2013 - <em>Snowmageddon</em> And 18 Other Things Fox Affiliates Are Airing Instead Of Today&#39;s Historic Live F.A. Cup Broadcast01/05/2013 - 01/05/2013 - 01/05/2013 - Watch The World Champion USA Junior Hockey Team Sing The Loudest And Most Off-Key Rendition Of The National Anthem Ever01/05/2013 - Steelers Safety Ryan Clark Made A Good Point About Hypocritical Steelers Fans01/05/2013 - Mike Stoops Hopping Around Like An Idiot Was Oklahoma&#39;s Only Defensive Highlight In Last Night&#39;s Cotton Bowl01/05/2013 - A Group Of Bros Infiltrated The Knicks Locker Room, Asked Gregg Popovich About J.R. Smith, And Got Kicked Out After Snapping A Picture Of Half-Naked Carmelo01/05/2013 - Memo To Steubenville: It Is Actually Possible To Just Suspend Everyone After Assault Allegations Surface01/05/2013 - Lance Armstrong May Or May Not Admit To Doing The Thing For Which He&#39;s Most Famous01/05/2013 - 01/05/2013 - Dwight Howard, On The Difference Between The Clippers And The Lakers: &quot;They Share The Ball&quot;01/05/2013 - Mike Francesa Cannot Work In This Filth01/05/2013 - Your Open Thread For The USA-Sweden World Juniors Final, Which We Think Is Going On Right Now01/05/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Wine And Roses01/04/2013 - Chip Kelly Is Reportedly The Next Head Coach Of The Cleveland Browns01/04/2013 - Exclusive: Rick Fox Is Also Staying At Rex Ryan&#39;s Resort In The Bahamas01/04/2013 - A Season Of Miracles In Washington: The Redskins Reappear, And The Owner Vanishes01/04/2013 - Moose Chasing Someone Skiing? Moose Chasing Someone Skiing.01/04/2013 - And Now, Donté Stallworth Blowing The Lid Off An H1N1 Vaccine Conspiracy01/04/2013 - Don&#39;t Forget To Vote For The 2012 Deadspin Hall Of Fame01/04/2013 - Stripper Boyfriends Are The Worst Boyfriends01/04/2013 - Charles Barkley: The Lakers Have &quot;Zero Chance&quot; Of Winning A Title01/04/2013 - Mercifully, Tony Siragusa Will Not Appear On Your Televisions This Playoff Season01/04/2013 - 2012 Deadspin Hall Of Fame Nominee: Oddibe McDowell&#39;s Water Bill01/04/2013 - Asante Samuel&#39;s Mother Died, And The <em>Atlanta Journal-Constitution</em> Used An Inappropriate Photo01/04/2013 - 01/04/2013 - 2012 Deadspin Hall Of Fame Nominee: Lynn Hoppes01/04/2013 - Dead Letters: &quot;Tim Tebow Should Sue Your Dick In-Taking Ass For This Filthy Piece Of Garbage Full Of Lies.&quot;01/04/2013 - 01/04/2013 - Should Steroids-Era Sportswriters Be Kept Out Of The Hall Of Fame Voting?01/04/2013 - Women&#39;s College Hockey Team Shut Down For Hazing01/04/2013 - The NFL In Mexico Is The NFL Reduced To Its Essence01/04/2013 - Dear ESPN Announcers: Please Stop Inventing Merits Of Terrible Bowl Games01/04/2013 - Ask Melinda Henneberger About Notre Dame&#39;s Sexual Assault Problem01/04/2013 - Anonymous Releases More Intel On The Alleged Steubenville &quot;Rape Crew&quot;01/04/2013 - And Now, Two Former NBA Players Discussing Disease And Government Conspiracies On Twitter01/04/2013 - 01/04/2013 - Here&#39;s A 29-Team Roundup Of Fans&#39; Dumbest Giancarlo Stanton Trade Proposals01/04/2013 - Let&#39;s Play &quot;Count The Slurs In Jemele Hill&#39;s Hate Mail&quot;01/04/2013 - The Best Videos Of The Week01/04/2013 - Bill Plaschke Opened His Radio Show Yesterday Talking About Helen Hunt&#39;s Vagina And Hotel Porn01/04/2013 - 01/04/2013 - J.R. Smith&#39;s Reverse Alley-Oop Shouldn&#39;t Be Humanly Possible01/04/2013 - 01/04/2013 - Bills Guard Andy Levitre Tweeted Out A Photo With Some Inadvertent Side Boob (NSFW-ish)01/04/2013 - How My Foolproof Scientific System Got Us Onto <em>The Price Is Right</em>01/04/2013 - 2012 Deadspin Hall Of Fame Nominee: Virgil, Pro Wrestling&#39;s Saddest Retired &quot;Superstar&quot;01/04/2013 - Rex Ryan Has A Tattoo Of His Wife Wearing A Mark Sanchez Jersey01/04/2013 - 01/04/2013 - Next Year&#39;s Rose Bowl Pairing Is Already Set01/04/2013 - 01/04/2013 - Only Two One-Point Safeties Have Ever Happened In NCAA Football History, And Brad Nessler Called Them Both01/04/2013 - Colorado Hits Buzzer-Beater To Upset Third-Ranked Arizona, Referees Wave It Off For No Reason [UPDATE]01/04/2013 - Bill O&#39;Brien Is Staying Put At Penn State: &quot;I&#39;m Not A One-And-Done Guy&quot;01/04/2013 - 01/04/2013 - Passed-Out Drunk Guy Forces Fiesta Bowl Officials To Evacuate Women&#39;s Restroom01/04/2013 - Here&#39;s Shawn Marion As The <em>Super Mario Bros.</em> Character You Never Asked For01/04/2013 - Report: Nation&#39;s Top High School Football Coach May Step Down01/04/2013 - Stephen Jackson Injured When He Trips Over Courtside Waitress Serving Mayor Bloomberg01/04/2013 - Phil Jackson Has Put A Ginormous Diamond Engagement Ring On Jeanie Buss&#39; Hand01/04/2013 - Tonight Is Probably Your Last Chance To Watch Chip Kelly&#39;s Oregon Ducks. Don&#39;t Miss It.01/04/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: This Will Be Our Year01/03/2013 - The Poor Astros Will Be Sent To Slaughter On Baseball&#39;s Opening Night01/03/2013 - Reggie Wayne Says Bruce Arians Should Be Coach Of The Year01/03/2013 - 2012 Deadspin Hall Of Fame Nominee: Lawyerin&#39; Joe Amendola01/03/2013 - Who Has The Funnier Challenge-Flag-Throwing Motion, Bill Belichick Or Mike Smith?01/03/2013 - Who Has The Funnier Challenge-Flag-Throwing Motion, Andy Reid Or Jim Harbaugh?01/03/2013 - 2012 Deadspin Hall Of Fame Nominee: Fat Chipper Jones01/03/2013 - 01/03/2013 - Security Kicked Out An Entire Section Of Raiders And Chargers Fans01/03/2013 - 01/03/2013 - Ray Lewis Is A Complicated Problem Who Played Football With Simple Greatness01/03/2013 - Mario Balotelli Does Thing01/03/2013 - Your Coach Sucks At Managing The Clock. Does It Really Matter?01/03/2013 - Quincy Douby Scored A League-Record 75 Points In China01/03/2013 - Still America&#39;s Team: An Analysis Of Twitter Behavior Before Cowboys-Redskins01/03/2013 - The Army Powerlifting Coach Is Here To Yell At Your Fat Asses. Ask Him Stuff.01/03/2013 - Amir Johnson Took 3.5 Seconds Between Dribbles, And Did Not Get Called For A Double Dribble01/03/2013 - In 1988, Donald Sterling Allegedly Told His Son To &quot;Get Naked&quot; In Front Of An Agent, Then Spanked Him01/03/2013 - The Kansas City Chiefs Are Reportedly On The Verge Of Hiring Andy Reid01/03/2013 - My Afternoon With Snoop Lion, President Of Weed01/03/2013 - Bonnie Bernstein Explains Ray Lewis&#39;s Crimes With An Unfortunate Parable About Middle Schoolers Smoking01/03/2013 - Once The Ravens Season Is Over, Ray Lewis Will Be Bristol Bound01/03/2013 - Thunder Fan Gets All Skeeved Out After Touching Kris Humphries01/03/2013 - According To Exit Polls, Nobody Will Make The Baseball Hall Of Fame01/03/2013 - 01/03/2013 - ESPN, Local Stations Remain Confused On Which Teams Are Actually Playing In This Year&#39;s BCS Bowls01/03/2013 - Colts Owner Jim Irsay Is Ready For The Playoffs: &quot;Time To Let The Monster Feed!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;01/03/2013 - 01/03/2013 - Tom Rinaldi And Tim Tebow Shared A Very Special Moment On The Sidelines During Tonight&#39;s Sugar Bowl01/03/2013 - Deadspin Up All Night: Better Late Than Never01/03/2013 - Of Course Penn State Is Leading EA Sports&apos;s <em>NCAA Football 14</em> Cover Vote01/03/2013 - This Isn&#39;t About Sandusky: Everything You Need To Know About Pennsylvania&#39;s Lawsuit Against The NCAA (And Why You Should Support It)01/03/2013 - The Celtics Called Up Fab Melo Because He Walked Into A Door01/03/2013 - Reports: The Rams Have Let Gregg Williams Go01/02/2013 - Adrian Peterson Wants To Return Kickoffs And Block Field Goals On Saturday01/02/2013 - 01/02/2013 - College ShameDay: Why Is A Physics Professor Running The Fiesta Bowl? 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