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04/30/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Use Your Words 04/30/2012 - Brett Favre Will Have To Answer Questions Under Oath About Those <i>Other</i> Ladies He Allegedly Sexted 04/30/2012 - Maybe The Marlins Just Suck 04/30/2012 - Twitter Asshole Joe Cowley Had Me Fired From The <i>Sun-Times</i>04/30/2012 - That Fan Who Hugged Luis Suarez Treated The Crowd To A Great Big Wanking Motion Before Mooning Everybody 04/30/2012 - "I'd Rather Drink Methamphetamine," And Other Complaints About Soccer Being On ESPN 04/30/2012 - Rain Delay Theater, Human Toilet Edition 04/30/2012 - Sometimes You're The Cyclist, And Sometimes You're The Pavement Splatter 04/30/2012 - Brock Osweiler: Sitting On Denver's Bench Is "A Quarterback's Dream"04/30/2012 - Did Derrick Rose's Shoes Cause His Knee Injury?04/30/2012 - Bartolo Colon Is Getting People Out 04/30/2012 - Better Know An Umpire: Laz Diaz 04/30/2012 - Florida State's New Mascot Is Just The <em>Cutest</em>04/30/2012 - Manu Ginobili Tries To Dunk From One Step Inside Foul Line, Fails Miserably 04/30/2012 - Steelers' First-Round Pick Mistakes Ben Roethlisberger For Travel Coordinator 04/30/2012 - For The Olympics, London Gets The World's Largest McDonald's 04/30/2012 - Better Dirty Than Humbled: The Lights Go Down On The Bernard Hopkins Show 04/30/2012 - Wally Backman Says "Fuck" 35 Times In Postgame Speech That Lasts Less Than Two Minutes 04/30/2012 - Dear Abby: Cleveland Sports Have Created An 8-Year-Old Psychopath 04/30/2012 - They Tear Down Goalposts In Soccer, Too 04/29/2012 - Early This Morning Delonte West Tweeted A Picture Of His Vomit-Soiled Clothes From The Bathroom 04/29/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: In This Charming Car 04/29/2012 - Minnesota Vikings Running Back Caleb King May Have Fractured Someone's Skull At A Birthday Party 04/29/2012 - Joe Cowley: The Best Sexist Around, Nothing's Gonna Ever Keep Him Down 04/29/2012 - London Olympics To Be Protected By Rooftop Missile Launchers 04/29/2012 - Report Card: Grading The NFL Draft Grades 04/29/2012 - Hello, Friends! A Young Jim Nantz In A Hot Tub With John Stockton And The Utah Jazz 04/29/2012 - Sunday Open Thread Smorgasbord 04/29/2012 - <i>Chicago Sun-Times</i> Columnist Joe Cowley Rides A Plane, Degrades Women Everywhere 04/29/2012 - Today In Free Kicks: Kyle Walker, Young-Pyo Lee Produced Two Of The Most Gorgeous Goals You'll Ever See 04/29/2012 - Yu Darvish Reps Are Going After The "Yu Is My Homeboy" Shirts 04/29/2012 - David Wells Is Selling The Signed Babe Ruth Yankee Hat He Once Wore In A Game 04/29/2012 - Colin Fraser Came To Regret Starring In Madonna's "Like A Prayer" Video 04/29/2012 - Alleged Red Sox Fan Gets Her Face Kicked At Yankee Stadium 04/29/2012 - Bryce Harper Has His First Major League Hit, Possibly Because Dodgers Fans Were Mooning Their Own Pitcher 04/29/2012 - Here's Gus Johnson Calling The San Jose Earthquakes' Exciting Last-Second Win 04/29/2012 - Bryce Harper's First Major League At-Bat Was A Comebacker 04/28/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Mellow Roll For The Flavor 04/28/2012 - LeBron James Has Ushered In The NBA Playoffs Flop Era 04/28/2012 - Here's Something You Don't See Every Day: Adam Schefter Reports Derrick Rose Is Out For The Year With A Torn ACL 04/28/2012 - New Seattle Seahawk Bobby Wagner Was In The Shitter When He Was Drafted 04/28/2012 - Witness The Last Gasp Of Local News Reporting As It Repeatedly Hits On St. Louis Cardinal David Freese 04/28/2012 - Luis Suarez Finished A Hat Trick With An Unbelievably Stupid Shot From Just Past Midfield 04/28/2012 - Derrick Rose Injured In Final Minutes Of Game 1 Win Over Philadelphia 76ers 04/28/2012 - Michigan Costumed Vigilante Arrested Following Trailer Park Brawl 04/28/2012 - May The Dongs Be With You: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions 04/28/2012 - Tim McCarver Blames Global Warming For The Increase In Major League Home Runs 04/28/2012 - Jeff Francoeur Gets 100th Assist Off Ryan "Doormat" Line Drive 04/28/2012 - Saturday Open Thread Smorgasbord 04/28/2012 - Reports: Matt Leinart To Sign With Oakland Raiders 04/28/2012 - Rich Eisen Went Berserk When The Jaguars Drafted A Punter 04/28/2012 - Jeremy Guthrie on 15-Day Disabled List Because He Is A Bicycle-Riding Hippie 04/28/2012 - Scott Hairston Hits For Cycle, Mets Get Clobbered 04/28/2012 - Russell Wilson's Wife Provides Us With Our Favorite Face Of The Draft 04/28/2012 - Mohamed Sanu Drafted By The Cincinnati Bengals, No Seriously—The Bengals Drafted Him Friday Night 04/28/2012 - Here's Umpire Jeff Kellogg Tackling A Streaker At Tonight's A's-Orioles Game [UPDATE]04/27/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Love Something 04/27/2012 - Phillies Broadcaster Wanted Call Appealed, So He Shouted From The Booth And Hoped The Team Would Hear Him 04/27/2012 - After Today's Arrest, Fox Sports Detroit Has Decided To Call Him "Demon Young" Now 04/27/2012 - Northwestern Football Holds Dizzy Bat Race, With Bonus Hot Dog Eating 04/27/2012 - The Official Deadspin Youth T-Ball League Gets Ready For Opening Day 04/27/2012 - Dead Letters: "Stop Lying And Write Something Real"04/27/2012 - Joel Ward Doesn't Blame Boston For Racist Comments 04/27/2012 - Joe Posnanski's Book On Joe Paterno Will Be Finished Before The Sandusky Trial 04/27/2012 - The Most Unwanted Tickets Of The NBA Season Were In New Orleans 04/27/2012 - Larry Brown's Bloodletting At SMU Has Begun 04/27/2012 - Feeling Goodell: Who Hugged The NFL Commissioner Longest At Last Night's Draft?04/27/2012 - Fun With 69ing Failures 04/27/2012 - The NFL Draft, As Told By Reaction Gifs 04/27/2012 - Better Know An Umpire: Lance Barrett 04/27/2012 - I-Team: Is This Randy Moss Trying To Open A Checking Account? [UPDATE: Yes, Sort Of]04/27/2012 - Rajon Rondo, Magnificent Weirdo, Makes Every Tip-Off A Show 04/27/2012 - This 10-Year-Old Quarterback's Parents Made Him A Ridiculous Blog 04/27/2012 - Miami Heat Fan Refuses To High-Five Phoenix Suns Gorilla, Punches Him In The Face Instead 04/27/2012 - John Cusack In A Goatee? Quoth The Raven: Meh.04/27/2012 - Some Dick Prank-Called Mohamed Sanu And Told Him He'd Been Drafted 04/27/2012 - Was This Former Saints Electrician The Source For ESPN's Wiretapping Story?04/27/2012 - Jay Bruce Homers, Child Naps, Guy Drops Ball While Holding Napping Child 04/27/2012 - Ad On ESPN Homepage: Nothing Says Mother's Day Like The Gift Of Mel Kiper's Hair 04/27/2012 - Morris Claiborne Is The Smartest Rookie In The NFL 04/27/2012 - This Is The Face Of A Hockey Player 04/27/2012 - Delmon Young Arrested, Charged With Assault [UPDATE: Hate Crime!]04/27/2012 - Brad Miller, Facing Retirement, Hits One Final Three, Then Cries 04/27/2012 - And Here's The Long-Awaited Unveiling Of Robert Griffin III's Socks 04/27/2012 - Texas Couple Finds Foul Ball-Snatching Charges "Hurtful," Demands Apology From Michael Kay 04/26/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: It's Heating Up 04/26/2012 - This Is Video Of A Pole Vault Competition At The Drake Relays, Which Is Held In A Shopping Mall 04/26/2012 - ESPN Party Was Awesome, ESPN Editor Reports 04/26/2012 - Asante Samuel: There Are "A Lot Of Sad Eagles Fans Over There"04/26/2012 - A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters 04/26/2012 - Do You Deserve That Foul Ball? Consult This Handy Chart 04/26/2012 - NFL Network's Draft Coverage Is Already Hitting Some Technical Snags 04/26/2012 - PGA Tour Lawyers Try Really Hard To Scare Us Into Taking Down Their Dumb Video 04/26/2012 - Does A High School Hockey Player Deserve Criminal Charges For This Hit?04/26/2012 - Bobby Valentine Nearly Started The Wrong Lineup Because He Misread His Cell Phone 04/26/2012 - I Was The Child Star Of A CBS Show Who Had Two Free Throws To Win The Big Game 04/26/2012 - Better Know An Umpire: Mark Carlson 04/26/2012 - Stanley Kubrick Apparently Rose From The Dead To Direct Nike's Newest Ad 04/26/2012 - The NFL Draft Has Eaten The World 04/26/2012 - Jack Black Has Overdosed On Himself 04/26/2012 - US Navy Frees Eric Kettani To Play For The Patriots 04/26/2012 - Latrell Sprewell Figurine Bought At Antique Store Packaged With Unintentionally Funny Warning Label 04/26/2012 - Kobe Bryant Makes Himself Disappear 04/26/2012 - Here's How Racists On Twitter Reacted to Joel Ward's Series-Winning Goal Against Boston 04/26/2012 - Gawker's New Commenting System Is Up And Running 04/26/2012 - Javy Guerra Took A Line Drive To The Face, Stayed In The Game, Blew The Save 04/26/2012 - The NFL May Put The Pro Bowl Out Of Its Misery 04/26/2012 - Suns Fans Celebrate The Career Of Steve Nash With A Giant Drawing Of A Penis 04/26/2012 - Worst People Ever Catch Foul Ball, Refuse To Give It To A Crying Child, Are Vilified By Michael Kay [UPDATE]04/25/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Leave Nothing Behind 04/25/2012 - Now's Your Chance To Buy The House Rob Gronkowski Grew Up In 04/25/2012 - Larry Brown Swears He's At SMU For The Long Haul 04/25/2012 - What's Terrell Owens Up To These Days? It Involves The Phrase "I Hope You Like Anchovies, Shrimp!"04/25/2012 - Texas Tech Football Player On Scooter Collides With Bus; Bus Gets The Worst Of It 04/25/2012 - This Is Probably The New Brooklyn Nets Logo 04/25/2012 - ITV Cuts Into Champions League Extra Time To Bring You A Very Surprised Newsreader 04/25/2012 - Devils Fan Ridiculed By Panthers President For Lack Of Twitter Followers Now Has More Followers Than He Does 04/25/2012 - Why Did Four Congressmen Vote Against Awarding Jack Nicklaus A Congressional Gold Medal? Deadspin Investigates.04/25/2012 - Penn State Will Pay Two PR Firms $2.5 Million To Help School "Rebuild Trust"04/25/2012 - Former NFLer Found Guilty Of Having Sex At Gunpoint With 15-Year-Old Babysitter, Despite His Claim That She Was Totally 16 04/25/2012 - Our Experts Review The Yankees' New Cologne, The $50 "Justin Bieber Of Scents"04/25/2012 - Better Know An Umpire: Gerry Davis 04/25/2012 - Kevin Garnett's Injury Can't Keep Him From Videobombing Reporters 04/25/2012 - A Monumental Day For MLB, As Pirates And Rockies Debut Historic 26-Man Rosters 04/25/2012 - Oh Look, Another Way To Exploit College Athletes 04/25/2012 - Sage Steele Did Not Appreciate Steve Weissman Suggesting She Flirted With Wes Welker 04/25/2012 - For Interfering With That Foul Ball The Other Day, Matt Geiger Got Called An Asshole By An Old Woman In A Wheelchair 04/25/2012 - <em>Scenes From a Marriage</em>, But Longer And With Fart Jokes. <em>The Five-Year Engagement</em>, Reviewed.04/25/2012 - Bill Polian Is Talking Out His Ass 04/25/2012 - Adorable Dog Wins Stupid Contest At Reds Game 04/25/2012 - New Era's "Chicago Vs. Chicago" Spot Is Actually Set At A Hoboken Bar 04/25/2012 - The Jaguars Desperately Want You To Believe Everybody Loves Ryan Tannehill 04/25/2012 - The Dirty Secrets Of A Sports Arena, As Revealed By A Drunk Stadium Employee Emailing Us At 5:30 P.M.04/25/2012 - The Nets Can't Wait To Get The Hell Out Of New Jersey 04/25/2012 - This Video With A Bunch of Brawling Young Men Is "A Goddamn <em>Lord Of The Flies</em> Snuff Film"04/25/2012 - Rich Bros' "Ragematch" At Elite Athletic Club Leads To Arrests, Shame 04/24/2012 - Watch This 28-Year-Old Latvian Pull Off An Insane Basketball Shot 04/24/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Breathe 04/24/2012 - How To Make A Pipe Out Of <em>ESPN The Magazine</em>'s Stupid Weed-Panic Issue 04/24/2012 - Nets CEO Says Team Will Be Good Next Year Even Without Deron Williams 04/24/2012 - Fernando Torres's Goal Drew Orgasmic Moaning From Gary Neville 04/24/2012 - BREAKING: Has Jose Canseco's Twitter Account Been Deleted? [UPDATE]04/24/2012 - What <em>The Avengers</em> Means For The Future Of Comic-Book Movies 04/24/2012 - The Saints Couldn't Have Benefited From Wiretapping? Really?04/24/2012 - High School Pitcher Throws Rare "Perfect" Perfect Game 04/24/2012 - John Terry Was Sent Off From The Champions League Semifinal After Pulling A Metta World Peace 04/24/2012 - Better Know An Umpire: Ed Hickox 04/24/2012 - ESPN Writer Has <em>The Protocols Of Zion</em> On His Bookshelf 04/24/2012 - Who Gave Magic Johnson HIV?04/24/2012 - More Interesting Than Watching A Royals Game From Behind Home Plate: Books 04/24/2012 - Jason Bay Is Bad At Defense And Also At Not Hurting Himself 04/24/2012 - How A White Person Gets His Hair Cut In America Today 04/24/2012 - Do You Wear Board Shorts or Swim Trunks? Either Way, You Need New Ones 04/24/2012 - Buzz Bissinger Is In Our Office And He's Taking Your Questions In The Comments 04/24/2012 - The Best College Football Play Of The Year May Have Happened In A D2 Scrimmage 04/24/2012 - Here's A Horrifying Robert Griffin III Sculpture Made Out Of Subway Sandwiches 04/24/2012 - Youth Baseball Coach Arrested After Allegedly Arguing With Umpire, Threatening Parent With Gun 04/24/2012 - Here's Deion Sanders's Estranged Wife's Mug Shot 04/24/2012 - Janoris Jenkins: "Where In The Book Does It Say You Can't Have Kids?"04/24/2012 - Tony Allen's Fake Pass Was Some Harlem Globetrotter-Type Ish 04/24/2012 - Chien-Ming Wang Holds Press Conference To Apologize For Cheating On Wife 04/24/2012 - SNY Is Now Trolling Its Own Audience 04/24/2012 - Tonight's Weather Forecast Will Not Be Seen Because Our Set Has Been Invaded By Bears 04/24/2012 - Andruw Jones Used A Rangers Fan As His Outfield Toss Warmup Partner Tonight 04/23/2012 - Pudge Rodriguez Threw Out Tonight's First Pitch From Home Plate To Second Base 04/23/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Jabber Away 04/23/2012 - Deion Sanders Called The Cops On His Ex-Wife, Who Tried To "Jump" Him, And He Live-Tweeted The Whole Thing 04/23/2012 - Nobody Wants To Do <i>Hard Knocks</i> Except The Jaguars, And <i>Hard Knocks</i> Doesn't Want Them 04/23/2012 - Buzz Bissinger Will Be Stopping By Here Tomorrow To Talk About <em>Friday Night Lights</em> And Whatever Else You Have On Your Mind 04/23/2012 - Child At Royals Game Is Handed A Foul Ball, Promptly Throws It Back 04/23/2012 - The D Train Is Off The Rails: Dontrelle Willis Goes AWOL From Orioles' AAA Team 04/23/2012 - Saints GM Mickey Loomis Accused Of Eavesdropping On Visiting Coaches 04/23/2012 - Gus Malzahn: "I Run The Exact Same Offense I Ran In High School"04/23/2012 - Bristolmetrics: The NHL Received Twice As Much Airtime As The NFL 04/23/2012 - Fox Sports Detroit Reporter Videobombed By Tongue-Wagging Texas Rangers Fan 04/23/2012 - Better Know An Umpire: Vic Carapazza 04/23/2012 - Are You Ready To Dance To The Music Of Caroline Wozniacki? (Features Dog, Tennis Ball)04/23/2012 - The Entire Kingdome Visitors' Dugout Is Available On eBay 04/23/2012 - Tiger Stadium Turned 100 This Weekend, Too 04/23/2012 - This Drunk Lady Keeled Over In The Aisle During A Mavs Game 04/23/2012 - Hunter Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend, Says He Was Aiming For Hog 04/23/2012 - Panthers Somehow Blame Devils Fans For Ruining Rat-Throwing Tradition 04/23/2012 - John Tortorella Uttered Just Six Words During His Entire Media Session Yesterday 04/23/2012 - Why Did We Ever Think Ron Artest Was Interesting?04/23/2012 - Reggie Evans Was Not Elbowed By Metta World Peace, But He Flopped Like He Was 04/23/2012 - Vancouver Fans Quietly Shuffle Home Without Bothering Anyone 04/23/2012 - NJ Troopers Under Investigation For Escorting Brandon Jacobs's 100 MPH "Death Race"04/23/2012 - ESPN's Infinite Big Board Shows You All The Upcoming NBA Games, Forever 04/23/2012 - Fox Sports Arizona Did A Text Poll Asking Who's The Best In The NL East, And They Listed Every Team Except The Mets 04/23/2012 - Former NBA Big Man Matt Geiger Was "Relocated" From Tropicana Field For Interfering With Carlos Peña On A Foul Ball 04/22/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Bring The Rain 04/22/2012 - Stalker Sends Olympic High Jumper Ariane Friedrich A Picture Of His Genitals, She Outs Him Via Facebook 04/22/2012 - Metta World Peace's Elbow Waged War On James Harden's Head 04/22/2012 - It's Official, World's Dumbest Criminal Found After Trying To Sell Weed To His Old Parole Officer 04/22/2012 - Extra, Extra! Read All About It: Tom Brady Dressed Liked A Weirdo 04/22/2012 - Italian Soccer Match Delayed When Fans Demand Players Hand Over Their Jerseys 04/22/2012 - Today In Jose Canseco Tweets As Motivational Posters: Hunger 04/22/2012 - Here Is Another Gruesome Aussie Football Leg Injury 04/22/2012 - Richard Marx Goes Yard Off Dennis Eckersley, Chicago Cubs Win World Series 04/22/2012 - Sunday Open Thread Smorgasbord 04/22/2012 - Penn State Offered To Rename Beaver Stadium After Joe Paterno So His Family Would Not Sue The School 04/22/2012 - Manchester United Blew A Two-Goal Lead With Ten Minutes Left To Hold Open The Premiership Door 04/22/2012 - Ray Easterling, First-Named Plaintiff In NFL Concussion Suit, Committed Suicide 04/22/2012 - Red Sox Fan Really Wants You To See His Nipple 04/22/2012 - Bobby Valentine Should Be Fired: A Collection 04/22/2012 - Twins Prospect Reggie Williams Doesn't Hate Gay People, He Just Wants To Know Why There Are So Many Of Them These Days 04/21/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Good To Go 04/21/2012 - Philip Humber Has Pitched Major League Baseball's 21st Perfect Game Of The Modern Era 04/21/2012 - Bubba Watson Continues Charming The Pants Off Everyone, Has Custom Green Jacket Made For Infant Son 04/21/2012 - Fox Sports Announcer Thinks He Is Interviewing Canucks' Ryan "The Guzzler" Kesler But Is Really Interviewing Kevin Bieksa 04/21/2012 - The Ninth Inning Of Today's Mets-Giants Game Was About The Worst Ever 04/21/2012 - Penn State Admits Official Fired Earlier This Week Was Fired For His Role In Sandusky Investigation 04/21/2012 - Today In Jose Canseco Tweets As Motivational Posters: Baseball Smells 04/21/2012 - Hair Of The Dong: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions 04/21/2012 - "Fake Ass White Boys:" A Brief History Of MMA Trash Talk In Advance Of UFC 145 04/21/2012 - Florida Beat Georgia Last Night On A 16th-Inning Walkoff Strikeout 04/21/2012 - Umpire Greg Gibson Took A Stephen Strasburg Fastball To The Crotch 04/21/2012 - Aussie Footballer Robbie Gray Liquefied His Knee 04/21/2012 - Saturday Open Thread Smorgasbord 04/21/2012 - NHL Suspends Raffi Torres 25 Games For Hit On Marian Hossa 04/21/2012 - <i>New York Post</i> Front Page Kicks Nonsensical Ass 04/21/2012 - Philly Fan Does Most Philly Fan Thing Ever After Last Night's Flyers Loss 04/21/2012 - Welsh Rugby Out To Kill All Kinds Of Popes, Not Just The Catholic Ones 04/21/2012 - These Brewers Fans Are Especially Concerned About What's On Tap 04/21/2012 - Amar'e Stoudemire Returns, Knicks Flunk Chemistry 04/20/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Listen Up 04/20/2012 - Roy Hibbert Says The Pacers Are The NBA's "Best-Kept Secret"04/20/2012 - The Official Deadspin Youth T-Ball League Held Its First Practice, Made Dirt Piles 04/20/2012 - Dead Letters: "Deadspin Will Be Down The Shitter In Three Years"04/20/2012 - "I Always Told Her I Would Take Her For A Ride": Notes From Bobby Petrino's Meeting With Arkansas Before They Fired Him 04/20/2012 - The Sacramento Kings Are Now So Desperate That They're Marketing To Old Stoners 04/20/2012 - LOL OMG NHL: Hockey Goes After The BuzzFeed Generation 04/20/2012 - Unpopular Sport Forms "Strategic Promotional Alliance" With Band That Sucks 04/20/2012 - McCarve'd Up: Your Weekly Look At The Stupidest Things Tim McCarver Said During Saturday's Game 04/20/2012 - It's Hell Becoming A Comfortable And Wealthy Old Filmmaker 04/20/2012 - Pedro Martinez And Kevin Millar Delivered A Boozy, Awkward Toast To Fenway Before Today's Game 04/20/2012 - Posting A Facebook Photo From The London Olympics Could Land You In Court 04/20/2012 - Better Know An Umpire: Tom Hallion 04/20/2012 - The Charlotte Bobcats Can't Even Beat The Spread 04/20/2012 - Derek Jeter Is Still Trying To Sell His Apartment (Now $2 Million Cheaper!)04/20/2012 - Czech Women Will Use You As A Bodyguard 04/20/2012 - Oregon Father And Son Build 1/3-Scale Fenway Park Replica On Their Farm 04/20/2012 - For Just $34.99 Plus Tax Plus Shipping And Handling, This Plain White Cap Can Be Yours 04/20/2012 - The Suns Shut Down And Beat Up Blake Griffin 04/20/2012 - Who Needs <em>Magic/Bird</em>? This Is What A Real Basketball Musical Looks Like 04/20/2012 - A Frozen Clock Was Nearly Disastrous In The Caps-Bruins Game 04/20/2012 - College Newspaper Captures Euphoria Of Historic Upset With Headline Alluding To Masturbation 04/20/2012 - NFL Moneyball: The Math Says To Draft Players With Criminal Records 04/20/2012 - Michael Bourn Holds Up The Game With A Bathroom Break 04/20/2012 - Clearly, Steroids Are Still A Problem In Major League Baseball 04/20/2012 - First "Franchise" Footage Shows Ozzie Guillen Getting Suspended 04/20/2012 - Report: Billy Hunter Moves To Push Derek Fisher Out As Union President 04/20/2012 - Don't Dare Mention J.P. Arencibia's Insanely Low Batting Average 04/20/2012 - Sports-Loving President Forces Ice Hockey On His Poor Desert Nation 04/20/2012 - Somebody On The Heat Bench Farted Tonight 04/19/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Sunset Riding 04/19/2012 - How Did Mike and Mike Land That Bo Ryan Interview? "Dogged Leg Work"04/19/2012 - Bobby Petrino Claimed He Started Seeing Jessica Dorrell In October, Ended Things In February 04/19/2012 - Diamondbacks Fan Catches Foul Ball, Does Not Drop Pizza 04/19/2012 - Glory Days: A Steal And A Layup At The Buzzer To Win The Conference Title 04/19/2012 - NHL Disciplinary Math Update 04/19/2012 - The PR Guy From Some Ultimate Frisbee Team Knows You Saw Their Brief Highlight Clip That One Time 04/19/2012 - Jamie Moyer Has Faced 8.9 Percent Of All MLB Hitters Ever 04/19/2012 - Another Fan's Been Caught Running Onto The Field Of A Major League Game, Except This One's A Little Kid 04/19/2012 - Britain's Grand National Is The World's Most-Watched Horse Slaughter 04/19/2012 - Baby Ducks: The Forgotten Victims Of The NHL Playoffs 04/19/2012 - Soccer Is Not Like Sex 04/19/2012 - <em>The Lucky One</em> and <em>Think Like a Man</em>: Hollywood Wants You to Have a Terrible Love Life 04/19/2012 - Better Know An Umpire: Wally Bell 04/19/2012 - Memphis Coach's Explanation For NCAA Violation: "My Wife Was Yelling At Me"04/19/2012 - Report: Dwight Howard Called Magic Owner During A Game To Tell Him He Won't Play For Stan Van Gundy 04/19/2012 - Rogue Band Of Divers Arrested For Stealing Thousands Of Sunken Golf Balls 04/19/2012 - Lou Williams Tries To Sit, Andre Iguodala Yanks His Seat 04/19/2012 - Oh Look, Robert Griffin III Has "Character Issues"04/19/2012 - Ozzie Guillen Has More Praise For Some Guy Named Castro, According To ESPN 04/19/2012 - Carmelo Anthony Has A Big Painting Of Carmelo Anthony In His Living Room 04/19/2012 - Prince Fielder Steals A Base, Doesn't Need Oxygen Afterward, Maybe 04/19/2012 - MLB Pitcher Suspensions: Embarrassing, Or Just Useless?04/19/2012 - Lucha Libre Cubs Fan Hasn't Won <em>Campeonato Consejo Mundial</em> Since 1908 04/19/2012 - Wayne Gretzky's Dad Thinks Fighting In Hockey Is "Stupid"04/19/2012 - Blazers Owner Composes Rage Comic Equating Local Columnist With Big-Eared Octopus 04/18/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: What She Wants 04/18/2012 - Reports: Ivan Rodriguez To Retire 04/18/2012 - 76ers CEO Invites Fans To Be "Our Twitter GM," Uses Poor Grammar 04/18/2012 - Jabar Gaffney Thinks The Redskins Want To Trade Him Because Of His Twitter Rant 04/18/2012 - Jared Allen Wonders Why The NFL Isn't Trying To Make Football Safer For Defensive Players 04/18/2012 - Dope Scandal: Why Is ESPN's Drugs-In-College-Football Story So Stupid?04/18/2012 - Barcelona Broke Down At Just The Right Times To Let Chelsea Escape With A 1-0 Champions League Win 04/18/2012 - Illinois Man Arrested After He Accuses Blackhawks And Cubs Executives Of Stealing His Ideas To Win Championships 04/18/2012 - Chris Young's Hustle Earns Him A DL Trip 04/18/2012 - In Defense Of The Steelers' Throwback Uniforms 04/18/2012 - Breaking Down The Athletes Of The <i>Time</i> 100 04/18/2012 - The Dark Knight Rises, And So Do Our Trousers: The Grierson & Leitch Summer Movie Preview 04/18/2012 - Your Better-Late-Than-Never Chelsea-Barcelona Champions League Semifinal Open Thread 04/18/2012 - Better Know An Umpire: Larry Vanover 04/18/2012 - This Is Why You Should Not Run Onto A Rugby Pitch Dressed As Goldilocks 04/18/2012 - There Are Already Lots Of Empty Seats At Marlins Games 04/18/2012 - LeBron And Jay-Z Have A Secret Handshake 04/18/2012 - "Hell Is Other People's Fantasy Teams": Do Fantasy Sports Alienate Us?04/18/2012 - How To Earn A One-Game Suspension In The NHL Playoffs 04/18/2012 - Tony Parker's Crossover Of Ramon Sessions Is So Good, Sessions's Teammate Applauds 04/18/2012 - Kentucky Declares For NBA Draft 04/18/2012 - Davey Johnson Is Perplexed And Unmoved By Press Conference Fire Alarm 04/18/2012 - Miami TV Station Congratulates The Florida International University Panthers On Their Stanley Cup Playoff Win 04/18/2012 - An All-Star Hollywood Cast Pays Tribute To The 2005 Chicago White Sox 04/18/2012 - Jamie Moyer Becomes Oldest Pitcher In Baseball History To Win A Game 04/18/2012 - <em>Philadelphia Daily News</em> Puts 'The Cowardly Penguin' On Its Cover 04/18/2012 - Meet The Man Who Tried Out To Be A Denver Broncos Cheerleader 04/18/2012 - Marian Hossa Was Stretchered Off The Ice After This Brutal Hit From Raffi Torres [UPDATE]04/18/2012 - Your Football Team Will Win 11, Maybe 12 Games Next Season (Deadspin Classic)04/18/2012 - When A $125 Loan Denial Results In Wielded Knives: A Witness's Account 04/18/2012 - Jessica Dorrell Has Resigned, Will Receive $14K From University 04/18/2012 - Isaac Redman Appears Nonplussed With The Steelers' New Retro Uniforms 04/17/2012 - Clemens Lawyers, Prosecutors Caught Discussing Trial Strategy Over Hot Mic 04/17/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Ramble On, Levon 04/17/2012 - Oh, Why Not? Here's Rob Gronkowski Dancing And Singing Along To LMFAO 04/17/2012 - Kobe Bryant Has Some Very Telling Thoughts On How To Achieve World Peace 04/17/2012 - Better Know An Umpire: Jerry Layne 04/17/2012 - Is It Time To Forgive Mel Gibson?04/17/2012 - Twenty Citizens' Worth Of Blood Flowed Through Him: A Medic Confronts The Open Wounds Of Afghanistan 04/17/2012 - Was Bob Huggins Drunk At A Coaching Clinic The Other Day?04/17/2012 - Commenting Changes Are Coming Soon; Don't Be As Petulant As These Gawker Commenters, OK?04/17/2012 - Finance Guy Keeps Incredibly Detailed, Incredibly Creepy Spreadsheet Of His Match.com Prospects 04/17/2012 - The Eternal Question: Can You Get A Boner From A Girl With A Great Body And Ronaldinho's Face?04/17/2012 - Which Celebrity Would Be The Best To Eat?04/17/2012 - Concussions, Memory Loss, Early Death: One NFL Player Says "It's Totally Worth It."04/17/2012 - How Jerry Sandusky's Book, <em>Touched</em>, Led Investigators To Other Possible Victims 04/17/2012 - Karl Alzner Calls Milan Lucic A Crybaby. Lucic's Teammate Says He Was "An Angry Baby."04/17/2012 - How A Career Ends: Mike Marshall, Ph.D., The Outcast Screwballer Turned Outcast Pitching Coach 04/17/2012 - Todd Bertuzzi, Ping Pong Enforcer [UPDATE]04/17/2012 - Rick Ankiel Threw A Strike From Center Field 04/17/2012 - Boston Paper Already Declares Red Sox Clubhouse Mutiny 04/17/2012 - Here's The Only Woman In New York Unimpressed By Derek Jeter 04/17/2012 - Delonte West Earned A Technical Foul For Giving Gordon Hayward A Wet Willie 04/16/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Keep Cool 04/16/2012 - As A Thank-You For Luring Peyton Manning, The Broncos Sign Brandon Stokley 04/16/2012 - Hey, It's Jake Peavy Partying At A Bar In Wrigleyville 04/16/2012 - Palm Beach High School Baseball Player Suspended For Soaking Visiting Dugout In Urine Before Crosstown Rivals Arrived 04/16/2012 - 24-Year-Old Sara Ganim Won The Pulitzer Prize For Her Coverage Of The Penn State Scandal 04/16/2012 - Is There A Young Lefty Starter In MLB Who <em>Hasn't</em> Gotten An Extension?04/16/2012 - Carlos Boozer Says Bulls Are Better Than Last Year (No Thanks To Carlos Boozer)04/16/2012 - The Mets' Regrets: Will You Start Loving Citi Field If It Gets Uglier?04/16/2012 - Alison Melder, Through Lawyer, Denies Affair With Bobby Petrino 04/16/2012 - NBA.com's Power Rankings Say All You Need To Know About The Charlotte Bobcats 04/16/2012 - The Red Sox Game Ended With A Magical Elastic Strike Zone 04/16/2012 - Scenes From An Execution: Here's All 17 Goals Marc-Andre Fleury's Allowed To The Flyers This Series 04/16/2012 - Bristolmetrics: Fidel Castro Received As Many Mentions On <em>SportsCenter</em> As Kobe Bryant 04/16/2012 - Can Anyone Stop The Los Angeles Kings?04/16/2012 - New Orleans Gets The NBA All-Star Game, Again 04/16/2012 - Hulk Hogan, Everybody's Cheerleader 04/16/2012 - On NHL Suspensions And Eggshell Skulls 04/16/2012 - Tyler Clippard Tries To Deliver A Pitch, Falls 04/16/2012 - There Was A Clown In Courtside Seats At MSG Yesterday, And For Once It Wasn't Donald Trump 04/16/2012 - Bobby Valentine Is Now Openly Antagonizing Kevin Youkilis 04/15/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Change Face 04/15/2012 - Rick Pitino's Son To Take Over For Isiah Thomas At FIU 04/15/2012 - Brian Bosworth Was Probably A Shitty Landlord 04/15/2012 - Inside The Mind Of NBC's Pervy Cameraman: "BOOBS!"04/15/2012 - Here's A Quick Recap Of The First Period Between The Flyers And Penguins 04/15/2012 - Anonymous Florida Couple Pays $100,000 For A Day With Tim Tebow 04/15/2012 - James Jones Flopped, And It Sent Jeff Van Gundy On An Apoplectic Rant 04/15/2012 - The Cardinals Put The Rally Squirrel On Their World Series Rings 04/15/2012 - The Marlins Finally Hit A Home Run In Miami, And So We Got To See Their "Sculpture" In Action 04/15/2012 - Your Sunday Afternoon Open Thread Smorgasbord 04/15/2012 - Did Branch Rickey Sell Out Jackie Robinson?04/15/2012 - Ian Eagle Had A Whiny Meltdown Last Night, Accused Partner Mike Fratello Of Being "Patronizing"04/15/2012 - Today In Jose Canseco Tweets As Motivational Posters: The Duality Of Life 04/15/2012 - Bearded Batman Drinks Heineken, Probably Does Not Fight Crime 04/15/2012 - Lindsey Vonn Forgot To Pay Her Taxes 04/15/2012 - The NHL Had A Good Day Yesterday 04/15/2012 - Andrew Shaw Earned A Game Misconduct After Leveling Phoenix Goalie Mike Smith With This Headshot 04/14/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: So Alive 04/14/2012 - Jurors In Original Clemens Case Thought Retrial Would Be A Waste Of Taxpayer Money 04/14/2012 - Jacoby Ellsbury Placed On Disabled List After Dislocating His Shoulder Yesterday 04/14/2012 - Larry Brown Is Interviewing (Not Politicking) For A Job With SMU 04/14/2012 - This Young Pens Fan Brought Her Teddy Bear To Last Night's Game. The Bear's Name? "Miller Lite."04/14/2012 - Warren Sapp Claims He Filed For Bankruptcy To Avoid Going To Jail 04/14/2012 - High Schoolers Hit Holes-In-One On The Same Hole Within Minutes Of Each Other Thanks To The Cart Path Bounce 04/14/2012 - Just For Yu: Your Saturday MLB Open Thread 04/14/2012 - Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions 04/14/2012 - Dwight Howard Out With A Herniated Disc, Now Has More Time To Fire Stan Van Gundy 04/14/2012 - Italian Soccer Player Dies After Collapsing On The Pitch 04/14/2012 - History Lesson: The Time Matt Millen Punched The Patriots' General Manager In The Head 04/14/2012 - Bryan Stow And His Son Participate In Ceremonial First Pitch At San Francisco Giants Home Opener 04/14/2012 - This Resizing Of The Batter's Box Sponsored By <em>The Three Stooges</em>04/14/2012 - The Flyers Beat The Penguins 8-5 On Friday The 13th And Yes, Jaromir Jagr, Crazy Stuff Does Happen On That Day 04/14/2012 - There's A New Dunk Of The Year Candidate, And It's This Durant-To-Westbrook Alley-Oop 04/13/2012 - Josh Thole Fell For The Old "Tell The Runner It Was A Foul Ball" Trick 04/13/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: It's Getting Balmy Out There 04/13/2012 - Introducing The Official Deadspin Youth T-Ball League 04/13/2012 - Dead Letters: In Which Two People Write Us Hoping To Reach Butterbean 04/13/2012 - Let's Watch David West Send The Cavs' Mascot To The Hospital By Punching The Shit Out Of Him 04/13/2012 - Kelly Shoppach Earned His First Stolen Base With A Very Weird Slide Into Second 04/13/2012 - C.J. Wilson Says The Rangers Wasted His Time 04/13/2012 - London Olympics Invite Keith Moon, Dead For 34 Years, To Play Closing Ceremony 04/13/2012 - This Is How Angry People Get When A Radio Station Pretends To Hire Jim Rome 04/13/2012 - Raise A Pint For The Short, Fat, Drunk, And Dead Darts Legend Jocky Wilson 04/13/2012 - In Praise Of Stupid Laughs. <em>The Three Stooges</em>, Reviewed.04/13/2012 - ESPN Is Shuttering Page 2 04/13/2012 - One Of Bernie Fine's Accusers Says More About His Made-Up Allegation; ESPN's Mark Schwarz Looks Even Worse Now 04/13/2012 - The San Francisco Giants Are Selling Their Old, Game-Used Stuff 04/13/2012 - Man Charged With "Felony Secret Peeping" For Hiding Camera In Minor League Locker Room 04/13/2012 - Play the Free Draftstreet Baseball Contest Tonight and Win Up To $500 04/13/2012 - What Is The CIA Hiding About The Missing DA Who Didn't Prosecute Jerry Sandusky In 1998? (Probably Nothing.)04/13/2012 - You Can't Stop Kevin Durant, But You Can Force Him To His Right 04/13/2012 - Blake Griffin Can't Dunk When There's No One In His Way 04/13/2012 - Boston Fans, Boston Arena Conspire To Bludgeon Boston Bruin 04/13/2012 - 10-Foot Alligator Makes For One Heck Of A Water Hazard 04/13/2012 - Rob Gronkowski Plays "Fuck, Marry, Kill" For Rex Ryan, Betty White, And Tim Tebow 04/13/2012 - This Texas Rangers Fan Can Do Amazing Things With Her Mouth 04/13/2012 - Baseball's Unwritten Rules, Uncovered After 26 Years 04/13/2012 - Martin Havlat Gave The Sharks A Game One Win With This Double-Overtime Goal 04/13/2012 - The Unstoppable Frisbee Trick Shot Menace Has Finally Reached Quebec 04/13/2012 - Bay Area Sports Radio Legend Fired For No Apparent Reason 04/12/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Shake It 04/12/2012 - If You've Ever Had Drunken Love Go Horribly Awry, Please Send Us Your Stories 04/12/2012 - John Calipari Received The Key To The City, And The Plaque Has Typos In The Words "The" And "Its"04/12/2012 - Here's Something Nice About Bobby Petrino That We Learned From His Phone Records 04/12/2012 - German Soccer Trolling Is The Best Trolling 04/12/2012 - Jabar Gaffney Is Having A Twitter Meltdown Over His Soon-To-Be Ex-Wife And A Former Teammate Who's Also His Cousin [UPDATE]04/12/2012 - Remember When Gilbert Arenas And Javaris Crittenton Threatened To Shoot Each Other? JaVale McGee Started It.04/12/2012 - When Serious Actors Become Action Stars: A Guide 04/12/2012 - Glory Days: A Buzzer-Beater In 1.9 Seconds, Just Like We Drew It Up 04/12/2012 - Charles Barkley Warns The NBA Could Rig The Lottery To Give The Nets Anthony Davis 04/12/2012 - Better Know An Umpire: Marty Foster 04/12/2012 - Josh Hamilton Launched His Bat Into The Stands, And A Fan Caught It On The Fly 04/12/2012 - Report: Fired Penn State President Now Working On National Security Project 04/12/2012 - JaVale McGee Sent Kevin Love To The Hospital With A Concussion 04/12/2012 - Pain Is A Gift, And Other Notes From A Terrified Father During A Seven-Week-Premature Birth 04/12/2012 - Shea Weber Avoids Suspension, Will Pay $2,500 Fine For Bashing Henrik Zetterberg's Head Into The Boards 04/12/2012 - Over Two-Month Period, Bobby Petrino Exchanged 200 Messages With Former "Miss Motorcycle Mania" Bikini Model 04/12/2012 - Gilbert Arenas (Sort Of) Sets The Record Straight On Shoe-Pooping 04/12/2012 - A Guide For Sports Fans (And Would-Be Plutocrats) To Doing Your Taxes 04/12/2012 - 10 Years Of Newspapers Declaring That Mariano Rivera Is Too Old 04/12/2012 - The Cavaliers' Mascot Had To Go To The Hospital Because David West Punched Him In The Eye 04/12/2012 - The <i>Baltimore Sun</i>'s Entire Predators-Red Wings Recap: "Type Here"04/12/2012 - They Learn The Art Of Trolling At A Young Age In Vancouver 04/12/2012 - You Know, Ekpe Udoh Has Finally Had Enough Of This Jeremy Lin Fella 04/12/2012 - Andrew Bynum On Pulling Down 30 Boards: "I Shot The Ball Like Shit, Man"04/12/2012 - Shea Weber Celebrated Winning Game One Of The Stanley Cup Playoffs By Assaulting Henrik Zetterberg 04/12/2012 - Peter Bourjos Has Our First Inside-The-Park Homer Of The Season 04/12/2012 - Nerlens Noel Will Play For Kentucky After Shaving Its Logo Into His Hair 04/12/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Go Hard Or Go Home 04/12/2012 - Better Know An Umpire: Todd Tichenor 04/11/2012 - Vin Scully Still Has A Cold 04/11/2012 - Bobby Petrino Was Texting Greg Brohm Right Before The Crash 04/11/2012 - Flyers Defenseman Says He Hid His Concussion To Keep His Job 04/11/2012 - A Reporter Got Fired For Announcing His New Job In An NBA-Style Press Release 04/11/2012 - Here Are Bobby Petrino's Phone Records 04/11/2012 - The Real-Life Jerry Maguire Is A Broke Recovering Alcoholic 04/11/2012 - Two Blonde Blow-Up Dolls Got Motorcycle Rides On The Arkansas Campus Today 04/11/2012 - A Guy From My First-Period Class In High School Is Coming To Save The New York Rangers 04/11/2012 - Ronaldo's Free Kick Goal Was So Good GOLTV's Ray Hudson Could Only Describe It Using Sexual Terminology [UPDATE]04/11/2012 - It Looks Like MetLife Stadium Is On Fire, But It's Not 04/11/2012 - Just Three More Months Until <em>The Dark Knight Rises</em>, Folks 04/11/2012 - 5 Important Contracts Set To Expire At ESPN (Or, Why Michelle Beadle Is Probably Done In Bristol)04/11/2012 - 3 Things To Watch For On The First Night Of The Stanley Cup Playoffs, Which Is Tonight, I Think 04/11/2012 - A Prayer For Jacques Plante's Busted Schnoz 04/11/2012 - Tony Romo Spawned 04/11/2012 - Rex Ryan Is The Only Person In The World Who Doesn't Want The Jets To Do <i>Hard Knocks</i> Again 04/11/2012 - Jerry Sandusky Is Using His Charity's Insurance To Pay For His Defense 04/11/2012 - Mark Reynolds Is The Worst Third Baseman In Baseball 04/11/2012 - Soccer Player Takes Photo With Adorable Child—And <i>Playboy</i> Magazine He Just Bought 04/11/2012 - Vince Carter Airballed A Finger-Roll Last Night 04/11/2012 - Is There Anything Sadder Than A Draft Lottery Party When You Don't Get The First Pick?04/11/2012 - Why Yes, This Human-Chicken-Squid Hybrid Is A Cubs Fan 04/11/2012 - Better Know An Umpire: Bill Welke 04/11/2012 - Rafael Nadal, Novak Djokovic Will Play Madrid's 85,000-Seat Soccer Stadium 04/11/2012 - Bobby Petrino Issues Apology: "I Have No One To Blame But Myself"04/11/2012 - The Blue Jays' Attempt To Stop Opening Day Fights Through Alcohol Restrictions Didn't Work 04/11/2012 - A Fight In Ibiza Involving People From The Future And/Or Space, Analyzed For Us By A Pro Wrestler 04/11/2012 - Arkansas AD Jeff Long Nearly Brought To Tears While Reading Moving Statement About Petrino's Firing 04/11/2012 - Ukranian Wins Glorious North Korean Marathon In Photo Finish 04/10/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Blast Away 04/10/2012 - Arkansas Has Fired Bobby Petrino [UPDATE]04/10/2012 - NHL Ministry Of Truth: John Tortorella Was Fined For Cursing, Not For Calling Out "Whining" Penguins 04/10/2012 - Mayor Cory Booker And The New Jersey Devils Are Having The Most New Jersey Feud Ever 04/10/2012 - Bubba Watson Is "Just Going To Be Bubba" And Keep Playing "Bubba Golf"04/10/2012 - L.A. Firefighter Arrested For Moonlighting As MMA Brawler While Allegedly On Workman's Comp 04/10/2012 - Today In Cool Basketball Photos 04/10/2012 - Science: Sun And Wind Probably Did Not Cause Bobby Petrino's Motorcycle Crash 04/10/2012 - Hockey's Frozen Four In Tampa: Where America Came To Thaw Out Its Frigid Heart (And Wear Shorts Outside)04/10/2012 - Don't Buy These Untested Products Promising "Concussion Relief In A Bottle"04/10/2012 - Vin Scully Has A Cold 04/10/2012 - Will ESPN Walk Away From Rick Reilly And His $3 Million Contract? Probably, Source Says 04/10/2012 - Lucky Gore: WWE Wins With A Real Punch And Accidental Blood 04/10/2012 - Pepe Dives, Announcers Laugh 04/10/2012 - Do You Like Self-Conscious Scary Movies? <em>The Cabin In The Woods</em>, Reviewed.04/10/2012 - Metta World Peace Nearly Threw Away A Win With This Terrible Inbound Pass Against The Hornets 04/10/2012 - Stephon Marbury Is Getting A Statue In China 04/10/2012 - Jalen Rose Called Out Skip Bayless's High School Hoops Fantasy And Bayless Confessed 04/10/2012 - Guys Who Spent $2 Billion On The Dodgers Do Not Have $2 Billion 04/10/2012 - Maple Leafs Ownership Apologizes To Fans For Yet Another Shitty Season 04/10/2012 - Arkansas Students Held A Pro-Bobby Petrino Rally And Made Some Amazing Signs 04/10/2012 - Ozzie Guillen Suspended For Comments On Fidel Castro 04/10/2012 - Jose Maria Olazabal Was Pulled Over Doing 97 MPH After Leaving The Masters 04/10/2012 - Vladimir Guerrero Is Wanted By Police In The Dominican Republic For Allegedly Starting A Brawl At A Club [UPDATED]04/10/2012 - Spectator Arrested For Trying To Take A Cup Of Masters Sand 04/10/2012 - When It Comes To Sexually Suggestive T-Shirts, Blue Jays Fans Go The Extra Kilometre 04/10/2012 - Here's A Rangers Fan Doing The Sprinkler After Catching A Josh Hamilton Home Run Ball 04/10/2012 - Perhaps The Red Sox Are Struggling Because David Ortiz Is Attempting To Steal Bases 04/10/2012 - TV People Have Mispronounced Louis Oosthuizen's Name At Least 20 Different Ways In The Past 24 Hours 04/10/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Pass Over 04/09/2012 - Your Last-Minute Guide To Yu Darvish 04/09/2012 - Bobby Petrino Kept Jessica Dorrell A Secret As Long As Possible: More Crash Details Emerge 04/09/2012 - Three Fat Ex-Packers Linemen Have A Wine Label Called "Three Fat Guys"04/09/2012 - It Will Be Hard, But Not Impossible, To Get Drunk At The Blue Jays' Home Opener 04/09/2012 - Here's How Four Broadcast Teams Described The Orioles Streaker On Friday 04/09/2012 - Barack Obama Has Lost His Shooting Touch 04/09/2012 - This Rare Photo, Up For Auction, Was Stolen From The Baseball Hall Of Fame 04/09/2012 - Some Guy With A Book To Sell Says He Has Proof O.J. Is Innocent 04/09/2012 - Bristolmetrics: Brittney Griner Got More Mentions On <em>SportsCenter</em> Than Any Kentucky Wildcat 04/09/2012 - Report: Basketball Hero Skip Bayless Actually Averaged 1.4 Points Per Game As A High School Senior 04/09/2012 - Baylor Hoops Teams Were Really Big On The Illegal Text Messages 04/09/2012 - Sandusky Judge Issues Gag Order; Lawyerin' Joe Amendola Will Have To Keep His Lawyerin' At A Dull Roar 04/09/2012 - Antoine Walker Is Retiring After Two Seasons With The Idaho Stampede 04/09/2012 - Mario Balotelli Won't Be Doing Things On A Soccer Pitch For Awhile After A Shameful Sunday Display 04/09/2012 - Rob Gronkowski Filmed Himself Spiking A Megatron Doll In His House 04/09/2012 - Augusta National's Gallery Reacted Beautifully To Bubba Watson's Missed Putt In Sudden Death 04/09/2012 - The Marlins Have Become The (Original) Kings Of Comedy 04/09/2012 - Carmelo Anthony And The Promise Of Hero Ball 04/09/2012 - Here's What $78 Worth Of Hot Dogs Looks Like 04/09/2012 - Mr. McFeely Terrorizes Children With A Purple Panda 04/09/2012 - PGA's Young Golfers Form Parody Boy Band, Sing And Rap Horribly, We All Die A Little Inside 04/08/2012 - A Man Named Bubba Is Masters Champion Thanks To This Phenomenal Shot From The Parking Lot 04/08/2012 - The New Season Has Its First Walkoff Homer, And It Capped Off A Classic Red Sox Meltdown 04/08/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: In A Heartbeat 04/08/2012 - Tim Tebow's Sermon On The Hill 04/08/2012 - A Tradition Just Like All The Others: Your Masters Final Round Open Thread 04/08/2012 - Louis Oosthuizen Hit The Fourth Albatross In Masters History At The Most Opportune Time 04/08/2012 - Someone Should Just Blow Up The Orlando Magic At This Point 04/08/2012 - Bo Van Pelt Tied The Masters Sunday Round Record Of 64 Thanks To This Hole-In-One 04/08/2012 - Two Games In And The Boston Red Sox Are Being Compared To The Titanic 04/08/2012 - Today In Jose Canseco Tweets As Motivational Posters: Live As If You'll Die Tomorrow 04/08/2012 - Spend This Easter Sunday With Tim Tebow, A Supreme Court Justice's Cousin And A Cocaine Businessman 04/08/2012 - Derek Holland's Hairstyle This Season Is Simply Absurd 04/08/2012 - Ozzie Guillen Said Something Crazy About Fidel Castro 04/08/2012 - JaVale McGee In 60 Seconds Goaltends, Misses A Dunk, Falls Down, And Has A Shot Blocked Into His Face 04/08/2012 - Boston College Is Your NCAA Hockey Champion, Though This Fan Passed Out Before The Game Was Over 04/08/2012 - Peanuts, Cracker Jack, And Chaw: This Young Rangers Fan Is A Spitting Image Of Dad [UPDATE]04/08/2012 - Bobby Petrino Investigation To Continue Through Weekend, Jessica Dorrell "In Safe Mode"04/07/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: The New Fool In Town 04/07/2012 - Kanye West Claims He Could Have Jay-Z Drop Kris Humphries From The Nets In New Song "Theraflu" [NSFW]04/07/2012 - The New York Mets Remain Undefeated 04/07/2012 - Nolan Ryan And Robin Ventura Exchanged Pleasantries Yesterday 04/07/2012 - A Tradition Just Like All The Others: Your Masters Round 3 Open Thread 04/07/2012 - A Boat Race Between Oxford And Cambridge Was Interrupted By A Swimmer 04/07/2012 - You May Fire When Ready: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions 04/07/2012 - Tiger Woods: The Inexplicable Underdog 04/07/2012 - Today In Jose Canseco Tweets As Motivational Posters: Teamwork 04/07/2012 - Sports Radio Personality Sid Rosenberg Arrested For DUI After Cops Found Him In The Fetal Position Covered In His Own Vomit 04/07/2012 - Amateur Motorcyclist, World Class Adulterer And Asshole: Bobby Petrino's Greatest Hits 04/07/2012 - How The Masters Theme Song Came To Be: An Interview With The Third Cousin Of Kenny Loggins 04/06/2012 - Deadspin Up All Night: Just Go 04/06/2012 - Camden Yards Streaker Was Clad In Undies And A Cape [Update: It May Have Been Batman]04/06/2012 - Warren Sapp Is Broke 04/06/2012 - Demetress Bell Happily Lists The Teams He Wanted To Go To Before Philly 04/06/2012 - An Oral History Of Oddibe McDowell's Water Bill 04/06/2012 - Gregg Williams Is Essentially The Evil Sensei From <em>The Karate Kid</em>04/06/2012 - Your '90s High School Movie Cast Power Rankings 04/06/2012 - Mario Balotelli Does Things (Including Wayne Rooney's Prostitute)04/06/2012 - "Motherfuckin' Shit! Take Your Ass Home!" 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