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04/30/2011 - Here's Video Of A Greek Soccer Match That Involved Riot Police And Hoses 04/30/2011 - If You Think LeBron James Quit On The Cavs In Last Year's Playoffs, LeBron James Thinks You're "Corny"04/30/2011 - Your "They Very Well Can't Hold The Crown Royal 400 On The Lord's Day" Open Thread 04/30/2011 - A Study Returns Easy Answers to Questions Not Yet Asked 04/30/2011 - Here's Video Of A Swedish Table-Tennis Battle Featuring The Elusive No-Look Spin-Shot Winner 04/30/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXXV 04/30/2011 - Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread 04/30/2011 - Here's Video Of A Very Pretty Goal From Today's Chelsea/Tottenham Hotspur Match 04/30/2011 - The Governor Of Ohio Totally Taunted Browns Fans The Other Day 04/30/2011 - Here's A Cartoon Rendering Of Roger McDowell's Recent Conversation With San Francisco Giants Fans 04/30/2011 - Young Man Wants You To Realize The Grizzlies Beating The San Antonio Spurs Is A Really Big Deal 04/29/2011 - NFL Draft Pundit @I_Just_Came Bathes In, Retreats From The Spotlight 04/29/2011 - The Week In Deadspin 04/29/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXXIV 04/29/2011 - NFL Lockout Back On (For Serious This Time)04/29/2011 - Manny Ramirez Isn't Really Going Away 04/29/2011 - MLB Actually Has A Rule About Using Twitter After Being Ejected 04/29/2011 - Falcons GM Tries To Justify Julio Jones 04/29/2011 - Josh Smith Responds To "Crazy Bandwagon Columnist" Who Guaranteed Hawks Would Blow Series Lead 04/29/2011 - Rick Ross Will Escort Manny Pacquiao For Mosley Fight 04/29/2011 - Even Your TV Can't Believe How Poorly The Vikings Drafted 04/29/2011 - Vancouver Sun Columnist Has Transparent Crush On Sedin Twins 04/29/2011 - Royal Wedding Wins Race 04/29/2011 - Paul Shirley And The Fat Woman Get Political 04/29/2011 - Of Pomp And Circumstance 04/29/2011 - Lockout's Back On (UPDATE: Maybe Sort Of Not Yet)04/29/2011 - Frank McCourt Is Basically Charlie Sheen, At This Point 04/29/2011 - Year Of The Pitcher Dies Premature Death, Aged 29 Days 04/29/2011 - A Brief Examination Of Mick Foley's EBay Firesale 04/29/2011 - A Good Old Fashioned Pussyblock!04/29/2011 - Maple Leafs' Swedish Goalie Prospect Is A Terrible Rapper 04/29/2011 - Soccer Team Signs One-Year-Old After Audition Goes Viral 04/29/2011 - The Bears Forgot To Report Their Draft-Day Trade, So It Never Went Through 04/29/2011 - As Good As It Feels, Coaches Probably Shouldn't Hit Reporters 04/29/2011 - Deion Sanders May Have Found A New Football-Playing Host Upon Which He Can Attach 04/29/2011 - Your Royal Wedding Open Thread 04/29/2011 - More Baseball Fans Care About Andre Ethier's Bowels Than Chipper Jones's Switch-Hitting Prowess 04/29/2011 - This Is Exactly What You'd Expect Jerry Jones's "War Room" To Look Like, Isn't It?04/29/2011 - How an Imperfect Player Became the Perfect <em>Madden</em> Cover Pick 04/29/2011 - Here's Video Proving An Australian Rugby Player Didn't Stick His Fingers In His Cousin's Ass 04/29/2011 - Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread 04/29/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXXIII 04/29/2011 - Roger Goodell Silences Boos, "We Want Football" Chants With A Moment Of Silence 04/29/2011 - Your Annual Professional-Football Player-Selection Show Open Thread 04/28/2011 - This Promo For A 1989 Josh Brolin Movie Makes A Convincing Case Against Steroids, Short Shorts 04/28/2011 - An Exclusive Interview With Tommy Craggs About The Bill Simmons "Grantland" Project 04/28/2011 - Your NBA Playoffs Open Thread 04/28/2011 - Dana White Demands A Porn Star On A Leash 04/28/2011 - Real Madrid Is So Butthurt Right Now 04/28/2011 - How Kevin Durant's Jump Shot Knocked Denver Out Of The Playoffs 04/28/2011 - God's Gift Commits To St. John's 04/28/2011 - John Daly, Marriage Expert, Thinks Tiger Wasn't Getting Enough Sex In His 04/28/2011 - Yao Ming May Actually Be Stopping People From Eating Shark Fin Soup 04/28/2011 - Yankees Season Ticket Holders Use AOL And Go To Columbia, And Other Things Gleaned From The Leaked Docs 04/28/2011 - It's Only A Matter Of Time Before An NFL Team's Financials Are Leaked 04/28/2011 - The Perils Of Pissing At A Bruins Game When You Are A Canadiens Fan 04/28/2011 - Isn't It About Time MLB Takes Over The Mets?04/28/2011 - Here's How Gary Neal's Buzzer-Beater Sounded To San Antonio 04/28/2011 - Gloria Allred Had A Rather Erotic Press Conference Yesterday (Mildly NSFW)04/28/2011 - Armor-Clad Waterskiing Samurai Declares War On Stupid Fish 04/28/2011 - Jack Edwards's Baffling Pro-Boston, Anti-Royalty Rant 04/28/2011 - Here's A Beautiful Animation Of The First Of Five El Clásicos This Year 04/28/2011 - Gary Neal's Buzzer-Beating Three Keeps The Spurs Alive 04/28/2011 - Here's Video Of An Egyptian Soccer Player Named Shadi Mohamed Apparently Spitting On His Goalie 04/28/2011 - Both Barcelona And Real Madrid Managed To Embarrass Real Madrid During, After El Clásico IV 04/28/2011 - Here's Video Of That Mile-Wide Tornado Deciding, On A Whim, To Spare Alabama's Bryant-Denny Stadium 04/28/2011 - Today In Great Quotes 04/28/2011 - <em>Madden</em> Gets in Trouble for Outing a Team's New Uniform 04/27/2011 - Figure Skater Gracefully Elbows The Shit Out Of Her Partner's Face 04/27/2011 - Your NBA Playoffs Open Thread 04/27/2011 - Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread 04/27/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXXII 04/27/2011 - Yankees Accidentally Leak Personal Info Of 20,000 Season Ticket Holders 04/27/2011 - Livan Hernandez Is Wrapped Up In Puerto Rican Drug Dealer's Octopus Tentacles, Claims Awesome Graphic 04/27/2011 - The Bunny Video To End All Bunny Videos 04/27/2011 - "People Are Going To Start Punching Babies": Among The Almost-Thugs In Vancouver 04/27/2011 - Clint Dempsey Bangs One In With A Flying Side Volley 04/27/2011 - Peyton Hillis Is <em>Madden NFL 12</em>'s Cover Star 04/27/2011 - Anonymous Baltimore Orioles Employee Goes To Great Lengths To Inform Us That Coworkers' Wives Also Hate Obama 04/27/2011 - Update: Oddibe McDowell's Water Bill Is Now $80.21 04/27/2011 - Your Real Madrid-Barcelona Tercero Clásico Open Thread 04/27/2011 - The Chicago-Indiana Five-Game Shoving Match Is Finally Over 04/27/2011 - Obama Released His Birth Certificate In The Face Of Unrelenting Pressure From Tommy Tuberville 04/27/2011 - Roger Goodell Is Going To Be A Big Baby About This Lockout Until The Very End 04/27/2011 - Real Salt Lake's Robbie Russell Scored 1590 On His SATs, Has Mother Who Was Hit By Shrapnel 04/27/2011 - As With Many Things, Rick Pitino Pulls Out Of Puerto Rican Coaching Job After Brief Flirtation 04/27/2011 - Diamondbacks Front Office Uses All-Star Game As Excuse To Lip Synch Worst Song Ever Created 04/27/2011 - How Colleges Lie About Female Athletes 04/27/2011 - Wheelchair-Bound Fan Storms Field, Very Slowly 04/27/2011 - Patrick Kane Needs A Drink 04/27/2011 - These Old Pro Wrestling Magazines Are Delightful 04/26/2011 - Here's Your MLB Play Of The Season As Ryan Raburn Assists A Home Run 04/26/2011 - Kansas City Woman, Thick As A Snicker, Coveted By Young Chiefs Cornerback For Possible Romance 04/26/2011 - Albert Haynesworth Allegedly Swiped His Credit Card In A Waitress's Cleavage 04/26/2011 - Your NBA Playoffs Open Thread 04/26/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXXI 04/26/2011 - Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread 04/26/2011 - Jeff Foster And The Brutal Art Of The NBA's Playoff Foul 04/26/2011 - We Regret Not Covering The Thong-Wearing, Feces-Spreading Meth Addict Raiders Fan Sooner 04/26/2011 - Arcade Fire Performs At Cubs Game; Fans Politely Pretend To Know Who They Are 04/26/2011 - Dear Roger Goodell: This Is What A Typical NFL Career Looks Like 04/26/2011 - Tony Kornheiser Finally, Frustratingly Weighs In On Dan Snyder 04/26/2011 - Everything You Wanted To Know About Fantasy Mutant Sperm But Were Afraid To Ask 04/26/2011 - Manny Ramirez Hit A One-Handed Homer At 18, And Other Revelations 04/26/2011 - Did Everyone Notice That Jered Weaver Is The Best Pitcher In Baseball Right Now?04/26/2011 - Here's What Confused NFL Players Are Doing This Morning 04/26/2011 - Somebody Poisoned The Family Of NC State's Adorable Wolfpack Mascot 04/26/2011 - Dan Snyder Explains Why He's Being A Prick 04/26/2011 - Keep Your Domestic Squabbles Out Of The Pepsi Center, People 04/26/2011 - Tony Allen Shaved A Glittery Grizzly Into His Hair Last Night 04/26/2011 - Caps Fans Skip Parody Videos, Move Straight To Priceless Masterpieces 04/25/2011 - Dumbest Fish Alive Deserve To Be Dead 04/25/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXX 04/25/2011 - Sideline Reporter Looks Accustomed To Getting Pummeled In The Head With Soccer Balls 04/25/2011 - The NFL Lockout Is Over, At Least For A Few More Minutes 04/25/2011 - Luke Scott Is Still A Gun-Humping Birther Survivalist Lunatic, Chickenshit ESPN Story Won't Say 04/25/2011 - Today In Great Ledes 04/25/2011 - DeAngelo Hall Says Jason Kidd's Son Still Has An Enormous Head 04/25/2011 - Chris Paul's Shake-Up Of Andrew Bynum Is Pretty Close To A Point Guard's Masterpiece 04/25/2011 - Sportswriters Struggle With Turns Of Phrase For Franklin Gutierrez's Spastic Pooping 04/25/2011 - Lakers Player Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Pregnant IHOP Waitress (Pregnancy Update)04/25/2011 - Iowa Gives Coaching Award To Man Whose Workout Sent 13 Players To The Hospital 04/25/2011 - Jim Tressel Is The Perfect Coach 04/25/2011 - The Knicks Come Home 04/24/2011 - Here's Video Of A Bunch Of Yale Kids Humiliating The Rational Branches Of Their Family Trees 04/24/2011 - Here's An Unintentionally Splendid Moment In Soccer-Match Photography 04/24/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXIX 04/24/2011 - Here's Your Tony LaRussa Eye Update 04/24/2011 - It Was Only A Matter Of Time Before Charlie Sheen Infiltrated The Florida Marlins 04/24/2011 - Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread 04/24/2011 - RichRod Doesn't Think Jumping From West Virginia To Michigan Was That Good Of An Idea, After All 04/24/2011 - Your NBA Playoffs Open Thread 04/24/2011 - Erin Andrews Has Been Posting Pictures Of Various Bruises In Recent Days 04/24/2011 - Marriage License: Chris Bosh Is Officially Spoken For. Chris Bosh: No I'm Not.04/23/2011 - This Lady's Likes Include Jeff Gordon And Profanity; Her Dislikes Are Jimmie Johnson, Talladega, Bras 04/23/2011 - Addicted To What The Sticks Did 04/23/2011 - Man Dry Humps Cleveland Indians Mascot 04/23/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXVIII 04/23/2011 - Your MLB Open Thread 04/23/2011 - Here's Video Of A Seattle Sounders Leg Getting Broken During Last Night's Game 04/23/2011 - Your NBA Playoffs Open Thread 04/23/2011 - Dolphins WR Brandon Marshall's Wife Allegedly Stabs Him, But He Claims He Fell Onto A Broken Glass Vase 04/23/2011 - Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread 04/23/2011 - Doctor Writes That Pinkeye Is Most Certainly Not To Blame For Tony LaRussa's Frightening Face 04/23/2011 - Here's The Scene That Awaited The Orlando Magic's Jason Richardson After Last Night's Pimp-Slap Ejection 04/23/2011 - EA Sports' "Football Czar" Opens With A Two-Month Drill 04/22/2011 - Stop Your Judgmental Infield Chatter While I Handle The Pill, Softball Pitcher Pleads 04/22/2011 - The Brief Local Nightmare Of A City Whose Mayor Is Kevin Johnson Is Over For Now 04/22/2011 - The Week In Deadspin 04/22/2011 - David Foster Wallace Wrote A Book About You 04/22/2011 - HOLY SHIT BUFFALO BILLS VEAL CHOP 04/22/2011 - Here, Listen To All 30 NHL Teams' Goal Horns 04/22/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXVII 04/22/2011 - How Not To Get Caught Cheating 04/22/2011 - So It's Come To This: Mets Fans Wearing Paper Bags 04/22/2011 - Rafael Nadal 0, His Underwear 1 04/22/2011 - No One's Going To Baseball Games, But Here's Why MLB Isn't Concerned 04/22/2011 - Baseball Advertising Creeps Into Fair Territory 04/22/2011 - Naked Man Invades Home, Steals Prized Kansas Basketball Outfit For Cover 04/22/2011 - Juan Agudelo Scored A Special Goal Against DC United Last Night 04/22/2011 - This Is Not Andrew Ference Giving Habs Fans The Finger 04/22/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXVI 04/22/2011 - Now, Tony LaRussa Is Ugly On The Outside, Too 04/21/2011 - Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread 04/21/2011 - Your NBA Playoffs Open Thread 04/21/2011 - Here's Jon Gruden Saying Weird Shit To Future NFL QBs 04/21/2011 - The Time The KKK Politely Asked For A "Klan Day" At The Reds' Ballpark 04/21/2011 - Today In Great Ledes 04/21/2011 - It's Hard To Blame Someone For Not Wanting To Play In Winnipeg 04/21/2011 - Geriatric Clemson Football Fans Have Finally Gone Too Far 04/21/2011 - Aaron Rodgers Got Shafted In The Madden Cover Vote 04/21/2011 - This Russell Westbrook Play Is Everything That's Great About The Thunder 04/21/2011 - One Ref's Fall Over A Ceremonial Carpet Is Another Ref's Fall Over The Same Ceremonial Carpet 04/21/2011 - There's No Good Time To Call A Hockey Player "Hitler," But On Hitler's Birthday Is Especially Poor Timing 04/21/2011 - Bill Plaschke Is Easily Distracted 04/21/2011 - How To Free Yourself Of The Dreaded “Sketchy” Label 04/21/2011 - What Real Salt Lake's Draw Last Night Says About American Soccer 04/21/2011 - HOLY SHIT MONSTER JELLYFISH 04/21/2011 - This Might Be The Dirtiest Hockey Play We've Seen In A While 04/21/2011 - Here Are Both Of Last Night's 2OT Cockpunches 04/21/2011 - The Copa Del Rey Trophy Ended Up Lodged Under A Bus Bumper Last Night 04/21/2011 - Phil Jackson's Zenergy Lulled At Least One Person To Sleep In L.A. Last Night 04/21/2011 - Let's Help Sarah H. Win $10K 04/21/2011 - Ray Lewis Went To A Small North Carolina College To Talk About Spirits, Thunder, Cards And Whatnot 04/21/2011 - Here's Video Of The Cristiano Ronaldo Goal That Beat Barcelona Today 04/21/2011 - The Lady Who Yelled At Cops To Stop Beating, Tasing The Patriotic Pirates Fan Was Fined $1,000 04/21/2011 - Your NBA Playoffs Open Thread 04/20/2011 - Holy Shit, This Guy From Arizona Really Might Not Have A Mouth 04/20/2011 - Don't Worry, Dodgers Fans: Bud Selig Is In Charge Now 04/20/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXV 04/20/2011 - Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread 04/20/2011 - Woody Durham, The Vin Scully Of North Carolina: An Appreciation 04/20/2011 - Bad Beats: Oddsmakers Love The Heat, Because Everyone Else Hates Them 04/20/2011 - MLB Won't Let Us Show You Travis Snider Breaking His Bat Over His Knee, So Here's A Fucking Drawing I Did Instead 04/20/2011 - High School Baseball Player Gets Awesomely Creative With His Slide At The Plate 04/20/2011 - Tim Donaghy Has A Theory On Danny Crawford And The Mavericks 04/20/2011 - North Dakota Passes A Law To Protect UND's Fighting Sioux Mascot; NCAA Will Make Them Break It 04/20/2011 - The Restless Mind Of C.J. Wilson, The Rangers' Straight-Edge, Tolkien-Reading Enemy Of MLB Douchebags 04/20/2011 - Your Barcelona-Real Madrid Segundo Clásico Open Thread 04/20/2011 - What Does The Splinter Group Of Players Mean For The Lockout?04/20/2011 - Kurt Warner Talks Dancing, Theodicy On His <em>Good Day L.A.</em> Interview 04/20/2011 - Here Are Some Strange Things NFL Prospects Have To Deal With 04/20/2011 - How These Two White Guys Wound Up In This Kendrick Perkins Family Photo 04/20/2011 - Police Somehow Find 6-Foot-9, 300-Pound Former NBA Player Who Allegedly Pistol-Whipped A Guy At A BBQ 04/20/2011 - Your Football Team Will Win 11, Maybe 12 Games Next Season 04/20/2011 - <i>NYDN</i>: "Blah blah blah blah rain blah blah blah Niese blah blah Astros blah blah Mets got spanked."04/20/2011 - Jackass Columnist Blames Pitcher For Choosing Childbirth Over Pitching 04/20/2011 - An Analysis Of Steve Nash's Emotions As He Becomes The Latest Nicki Minaj Lap Dance Victim 04/20/2011 - British Soccer Announcer Makes Most British Goal Call Ever 04/20/2011 - Your Dreams And Skulls Shall Be Ground Beneath The Treads Of PhillieBot 04/20/2011 - Star Of <i>Fred Claus</i> Points And Laughs At Four-Time NHL All-Star 04/20/2011 - This Is How Four Guys Who Can't Play Basketball Let New York Down 04/20/2011 - Over At CNN, ESPN's LZ Granderson Takes Aim At American Culture, Whore-Friendly Panties 04/20/2011 - Transgenders On Wheels 04/20/2011 - A Glimpse Of Our Impossible Future: NFL Releases 2011 Schedule 04/19/2011 - With Apologies To Jack Edwards, This Junior Hockey League Announcer Is The Homer To End All Homers 04/19/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXIV 04/19/2011 - Frank McCourt Sat In The Cheap Seats 04/19/2011 - Drunk Fan Joins Hockey Fight 04/19/2011 - Chris Paul Wishes He Could Dunk Like Derrick Rose 04/19/2011 - Stephon Marbury Plans To Take Over China And Then Build His Own City In South Carolina 04/19/2011 - Fewer People Watch The Bobcats On TV Than Actually Go To Games 04/19/2011 - How To Deal With Crappy Refereeing: Quit The League 04/19/2011 - Bob Knight Continues His Solo Defamation Crusade Against John Calipari 04/19/2011 - Is Batman REALLY A Superhero?04/19/2011 - Blood On The Walls: Choice Bits From Blazers Owner Paul Allen's New Book 04/19/2011 - Jack Edwards: Homer To End All Homers 04/19/2011 - We're Not Sayin', We're Just Sayin'04/19/2011 - The Most Deliberate Own Goal You'll Ever See 04/19/2011 - NBA Admits That Kendrick Perkins Should Have Had Two Points Instead Of Four On Sunday 04/19/2011 - Qatari Government Begins Arresting World Cup Reporters 11 Years Before World Cup In Qatar 04/19/2011 - What A 106 MPH Fastball <i>Really</i> Looks Like 04/19/2011 - Putting The NHL's TV Deal With Versus In Context 04/19/2011 - He's Not Signaling How Many Outs Remain 04/18/2011 - ESPN Will Now Attempt To Be Kind Of Honest About Its Personalities' Endorsements 04/18/2011 - The Poopiness Of The Long Distance Runner 04/18/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXIII 04/18/2011 - Reds Pitcher Mike Leake Allegedly Tries To Make Off With $59.88 In Macy's Merchandise [UPDATE]04/18/2011 - Help Us Subvert MLB Video: Submit Your Highlights To Become The Official Team Deadspin 04/18/2011 - Hey, Wasn't Basketball Awesome This Weekend? Let's Have A Lockout.04/18/2011 - Caps Coach Calls MSG Facilities "Horrible," Is Correct 04/18/2011 - That Nude Photo Of Skylar Diggins Is Not Actually Skylar Diggins 04/18/2011 - American Almost Wins Boston Marathon!04/18/2011 - Lionel Messi Smacks The Ball At Real Madrid Fans But Doesn’t Mean It. Honest.04/18/2011 - Notre Dame's Explanation For Declan Sullivan's Death Is Conciliatory, Still Not Good Enough 04/18/2011 - Smallest Fish Wins Fishing Competition 04/18/2011 - We Need Youth Baseball Teams To Reenact MLB Highlights For Us Because MLB Hates Its Fans (And Probably Children, Too)04/18/2011 - MLB Won't Let Us Show You Video Of Justin Verlander's Amusing Balk, So Here's A Fucking Drawing I Did Instead 04/18/2011 - The Good, The Bad, And The Doughnuts 04/18/2011 - Jon Barry Can't Stop Giggling At Derrick Rose 04/18/2011 - Victor Ortiz Versus Andre Berto Round Six: A Lesson In Gameness 04/18/2011 - UGA Recruits Rob UGA Locker Room On UGA Recruiting Visit 04/18/2011 - Sean Avery Leaning On His Own Stick Until It Breaks Is Probably A Metaphor For Something 04/17/2011 - Let's Watch The Brawl That Added To The Widespread "Mayhem" At Rutgers U This Weekend 04/17/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXII 04/17/2011 - Here's Video Of A Really Cool Goal From A Dutch Soccer Match Yesterday 04/17/2011 - Here's Video Of The Nick Saban Statue Descending "From The Clouds Of Heaven"04/17/2011 - Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread 04/17/2011 - Colin Cowherd Will Have You Know His Script Can Get Worse By The Hour 04/17/2011 - Your NBA Playoffs Open Thread 04/17/2011 - Listen To Deadspin's Emma Carmichael on NPR's "All Things Considered"04/17/2011 - The World Famous USC Song Girls Drench Themselves In A Pool For Charity 04/17/2011 - Floyd Mayweather Accompanied 50 Cent To Fight Night At Foxwoods And All He Got Was Booed 04/16/2011 - There Are No Winners In Louisiana Jello Wrestling, Only Screams And Suggestive Techniques 04/16/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXXI 04/16/2011 - Man Uses A Chipper Jones Home Run As Excuse To Get To Second Base 04/16/2011 - Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread 04/16/2011 - The Binder That Ties You To A Game 04/16/2011 - Here's A Photo Of A Very Young Indians Fan About To Pound A Bottle Of Bud Light 04/16/2011 - Johan Franzen's Face Is A Sight To Behold 04/16/2011 - The NBA And NHL Playoffs Are Fine And All, But The Rest Of The World Is Watching El Clasico Open Thread 04/16/2011 - Here's Video Of A Kevin Durant Fan Getting "Thunder" Tattooed On Her Thigh 04/16/2011 - Your NBA Playoffs Open Thread 04/16/2011 - Tommy B. Took His Tale Of Octopus-Tossing Woe To Detroit Radio Yesterday 04/16/2011 - Picture Of An Engineering Student In Bikini Gets College Race-Car Team Suspended From Competition 04/16/2011 - The Tax Man's Charges Against Lenny Dykstra Actually Involve A Kitchen Sink 04/16/2011 - Old Lady Bulls Fan Has Some Unkind Words For Chicago's Eastern Conference Rivals 04/15/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXX 04/15/2011 - Josh Elliott Reluctantly Submits To An Interview With Us Before His Last Day At ESPN 04/15/2011 - Gretzky Needs His Damn Money, Writes ESPN Columnist 04/15/2011 - Will The NBA Be Fined For Breaking Its Own Rules In Fining Kobe Bryant?04/15/2011 - LeBron James And Erik Spoelstra Enter Honeymoon Phase Just In Time For The Playoffs 04/15/2011 - The Week In Deadspin 04/15/2011 - Reader Writes In About "Heinous," Camel-Toe-Laden Fishing Program; We Fix It 04/15/2011 - Dilbert Creator Pretends to Be His Own Biggest Fan on Message Boards 04/15/2011 - OK, Bleacher Report. You Win.04/15/2011 - The 2010-11 Washington Wizards, In One Handy Microcosm 04/15/2011 - 21 NBA Players Gave Each Other A Disease 04/15/2011 - Joba Chamberlain Will Protect His PlateYou Can Now Watch Joba Protect His Plate At The Official Website Of Major League Baseball 04/15/2011 - This Is Omar Vizquel Singing A Goo Goo Dolls Song 04/15/2011 - Here's A Blurry Photo Of Blake Griffin Helping To Push A Disabled Car 04/15/2011 - <em>Barkley Shut Up And Jam!</em> Predicts The Thunder-Nuggets Series, And More 04/15/2011 - Here's What Happens When A Same-Sex Couple Considers Kissing On Kiss-Cam 04/15/2011 - NBA Selects Man Who Relocated The Sonics And Lied About It To Head Relocation Committee 04/15/2011 - The Greatest Facebook Fail Ever 04/15/2011 - The Horrors Of The Sports-Free Vacation 04/15/2011 - Royals Grounds Crew Worker Encounters The Steamrolling Terror Of The Tarp 04/15/2011 - We Would Like Stories Of Your Gambling Travails, Please 04/15/2011 - 12 Of The Year's Punchiest Hockey Fights, Evaluated By A Boxing Writer 04/15/2011 - Soccer Fans In Portland Behave Curiously Like Soccer Fans In Any City Outside The United States 04/15/2011 - Swiss Hockey Champion Breaks Really Cheap-Looking Trophy 04/15/2011 - Does The NHL Have The Balls To Continue Their Head Shot Crackdown In The Playoffs?04/15/2011 - Sidney Crosby, Rebecca Black, and Parody Videos: Everything We Hate, For A Good Cause 04/15/2011 - This Uruguayan Striker Sets The Standard For The 360 Spin-Move Goal 04/15/2011 - Why We Can't Tell You Which Soccer Player Had An Affair With This Lady 04/15/2011 - Here's Video Of A Pro Golfer Needing 16 Shots To Conquer A Par-4 Hole 04/15/2011 - It Sure Looks Like Brian Wilson's Pal The Machine Had A Lovely Day After The Closer's Hair-Metal Birthday Bash 04/15/2011 - Oh Great, Somebody Sent A Link To Another Horrendously Infuriating Canucks "Parody" Video 04/15/2011 - The Owl-Kicking Panamanian Soccer Player Has Acquired A Taste For Human Ribs 04/15/2011 - Of Course Somebody In NWA Gear Recorded Barry Bonds's Post-Verdict Press Conference 04/15/2011 - A Bunch Of People Came Up With $25K So UConn Basketball Players Can Ride On Parade Floats After All 04/14/2011 - Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread 04/14/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXIX (Alleged Arson Edition)04/14/2011 - If You Throw An Octopus On The Ice in Detroit You Could Be Fined $500 And Ejected (UPDATE: Statements from Red Wings, Police)04/14/2011 - Surly Flag Football Coach Needs Team To Learn How To "Grab A Fucking Flag And Pull It Off." STAT 04/14/2011 - Rio Ferdinand Is Cyberbullying Piers Morgan And His Moobs, For Some Reason 04/14/2011 - Kobe Is Sorry, But It Wasn't A Damn Foul 04/14/2011 - The Sultan Of Twat: Babe Ruth's Swinging First Few Years With The Yankees 04/14/2011 - The Cowbell Tolls For The Sacramento Kings 04/14/2011 - Wizards Don't Want You Giggling At The Prospect Of Two Men Kissing On Their Kiss-Cam 04/14/2011 - Here’s Part Two Of Our (Nearly) Exhaustive Video Compilation Of Blake Griffin Dunks 04/14/2011 - Wally Backman Verbally Assaults His Team, Part 158 04/14/2011 - A Quintessential Night In An American Hospital 04/14/2011 - A Guide To Augusta National, Courtesy Of A Pro Golfer's Yardage Book 04/14/2011 - News Reports That Subtly Point Out That Al Davis Is Not In Fact "Doing Fine": A Gallery 04/14/2011 - The Stupid Barry Bonds Prosecution, In A Stupid Nutshell 04/14/2011 - Semin Leads The Capitals To Sweet, Sweaty Extended-Time Victory 04/14/2011 - It Sure Looks Like Brian Wilson Had A Lovely Birthday In Scottsdale 04/14/2011 - Here's Video Of A Goal That Made A Minor-League Hockey Announcer Lose Any Semblance Of Control 04/14/2011 - The Dodgers Decided It's Not A Good Idea To Sell Half-Priced Booze At Day Games 04/14/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXVIII 04/14/2011 - Either Somebody Comes Up With $25K By Friday Or UConn's Championship Parade Is Off 04/14/2011 - Here's Video Of A Kentucky Football Recruit Tackling a Spring Break Rent-A-Guard Into A Pool 04/13/2011 - Your Start Of The National Hockey League Playoffs Open Thread 04/13/2011 - Wife Of Phillies Reliever Forgets Comments Like These Will Not Go Over Well In Philadelphia (UPDATE)04/13/2011 - One Reason Sir Charles Doesn't Like Reporters Is Because They're Idiots 04/13/2011 - <em>Madden</em> Moves Its Release Date To The End Of August 04/13/2011 - Barry Bonds Guilty On One Count Of Obstruction; 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And Right Now, I'm A Winner."04/10/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXVI 04/10/2011 - Rugby Player Who Took An Axe To Three Guys Who Allegedly Gangraped His Daughter Didn't Have A Daughter After All 04/10/2011 - NHL Playoff Blood Flows Red On The Regular-Season Rink 04/10/2011 - Your Final Round Of The Masters Open Thread 04/10/2011 - Take 27 Seconds To Watch Ty Lawson's 10 Consecutive Three-Pointers For Denver Last Night 04/10/2011 - Here's Video Of A Clearly Patriotic Pirates Fan Getting Billy Clubbed And Tased 04/10/2011 - Watch An Unheralded Japanese Boxer Drop His Foe Three Times In The First Round 04/10/2011 - A Bunch Of Guys Who Dyed Their Hair Blondish Won The NCAA Hockey Championship Last Night 04/09/2011 - Cubs Fan* Who Slept On A Bar Floor Says She Likes Hot Guys Who Are Up For Anything 04/09/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXV 04/09/2011 - They Unveiled A Tim Tebow Statue In Gainesville Today 04/09/2011 - Minor Leaguer Mercifully Cut By Indians Organization, Hits Million-Dollar Scratch-Off Ticket 04/09/2011 - No Strikes, but One Out as Labor Unrest Hovers Over Video Games 04/09/2011 - Here's A Video Of Geno Auriemma's Girls Dropping It Like It's Hot 04/09/2011 - Your Masters Open Thread 04/09/2011 - The Dodgers Are Concerned Enough About Fan Violence To Offer Half-Priced Booze At Six Upcoming Games 04/09/2011 - Here's Video Of Critics Of The Guy Who Sold The Sonics To Oklahoma City Getting Thrown Out Of A Costco 04/09/2011 - Canucks Supporters Video Might Have Elevated The Big Yankees Fan To Creative-Genius Status 04/09/2011 - Even The Top Seed In The Playoffs Isn't Good Enough For This Expressive Bulls Fan 04/08/2011 - The Week In Deadspin 04/08/2011 - 109-Year-Old Woman Throws Ceremonial First Pitch Like A Girl 04/08/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXIV 04/08/2011 - "Got Rings?" T-Shirt Reminds Knicks Fans That Their Team Has Been Bad For Almost 40 Years 04/08/2011 - Jay-Z Fined $50k For Making Kentucky Freshmen's Dreams Come True 04/08/2011 - RED SOX WIN!!!04/08/2011 - Fox 8 News Provided Us With Both Gloria James's Police Booking And On-Court Attack Videos Free Of Charge 04/08/2011 - Manny Ramirez Has Retired From Baseball After "An Issue" With Its Drug Program 04/08/2011 - Bad Beats: Handicapping An <i>American Idol</i> That Has Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong 04/08/2011 - Brazilian Striker Neymar Does A Nice Bit Of Skill And Finishes With A Pass 04/08/2011 - Wayne Rooney Curses And The World Heaves 04/08/2011 - Ryan Braun Did Not Actually Suggest Prince Fielder Is A Threat To Your Bag Of Potato Chips 04/08/2011 - Derrick Rose Floats One Off The Glass, And The Bulls Take The East 04/08/2011 - Cockblocked By Weed Addiction!04/08/2011 - Old Footage Of Gloria James Attacking A Kid On Basketball Court Is Now For Sale 04/08/2011 - Mystery Solved: Courtside Guy At Bulls Games Is Matt Pritzker, And He Is Very, Very Rich 04/08/2011 - David Stern Memorialized As A Chainsaw-Wielding Honey Badger In These NBA Lockout Attack Ads 04/08/2011 - I-Team, Do You Know Who This Perpetually Courtside Bulls Fan Is?04/08/2011 - New Sport's Inspiration Seems To Be Every Sport Ever At Once 04/08/2011 - Bryce Harper Performs The Miracle Of Turning A Bunt Into A Single 04/08/2011 - There Were No Fans Or Cars In Attendance At This Incredible High School Dunk Contest 04/08/2011 - College Kid Who Cried "Coach Attacked Me" Apparently Decided To Steal Two Beers From The Phillies 04/08/2011 - Deadspin I-Team: Who Is The Minor-League Hockey Forbidden Dancer?04/08/2011 - It Sure Looks Like This North Dakota Sioux Hockey Fan Has His Jeaned Ass Square In His Wife's Face 04/08/2011 - Big Yankees Fan Offers A Rebecca Black Inspired Production Just In Time For the Red Sox Series 04/08/2011 - In Vanderbilt Golf's Defense, They Were Probably Acting Like Nashville's Collegiate Golfers Do Everyday 04/08/2011 - We Are All Dave McKenna LXIII 04/08/2011 - Nick Swisher Broke Twins Second Baseman Tsuyoshi Nishioka's Fibula, Patted His Back And Trotted Away 04/07/2011 - Eagles Lineman Todd Herremans Tweets What Everyone Thinks About Roethlisberger's Religious Beliefs 04/07/2011 - Police Report Says Gloria James Slapped A Valet In The Face And Then Fell Over 04/07/2011 - Mark Cuban Will Pay College Journalists Something To Do Something With Data About Something Having To Do With Sports 04/07/2011 - Go To Gelf's Varsity Letters Tonight And Listen To Great Boxing Writing 04/07/2011 - Ray Allen Calls Post-Game Interviews "Therapeutic," Secures His Place As Media's Darling 04/07/2011 - The Bitchy, Overwrought Rec-League Emails Of America 04/07/2011 - Intense Man Sends Email Apology To Rec Softball Team, Girlfriend For Being Too Intense 04/07/2011 - This Is A Masters Photo Unlike Any Other 04/07/2011 - We Can Infer From This Video That Heidi Watney Does Not Like Her Food Fried 04/07/2011 - How The Masters Might Make Your 3DTV Worth It 04/07/2011 - ESPN's Corporate Blog Finds Rock Bottom Somewhere In This Idiot's Office 04/07/2011 - If Boston Gets Swept By Cleveland Today, Red Sox Nation May Implode 04/07/2011 - Justin Bieber Training With Barcelona Is Much Worse Than Ochocinco In Kansas City 04/07/2011 - This Swedish Kid Sets The Standard For The Back-Flip Penalty Kick 04/07/2011 - Gloria James Arrested After Alleged Assault In Miami 04/07/2011 - Real Men Support The Cleveland Indians By Kissing One Another On Live Television 04/07/2011 - The Much Ballyhooed Nuclear-Threat Double Dong Has Arrived 04/07/2011 - There's A Teenage German Girl Who Rides Cows Like They're Horses 04/07/2011 - The Dodgers Seemingly Want Their Fans To Stop Beating People Into Comas 04/07/2011 - In Vanderbilt Baseball's Defense, They Were Probably Trying To Be Funny 04/06/2011 - 25 Jager Bombs For Only $223.75 Canadian Dollars! 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