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10/31/2010 - Your World Series Game Four Open Thread 10/31/2010 - If The Whole Favre-Sterger Costume Thing Was A Contest, Chris From Austin Won (NSFW)10/31/2010 - What Bloggers Are Saying About World Series Game Four 10/31/2010 - Let The Pouty Donovan McNabb Show Begin!10/31/2010 - Ashton, Demi In Sticky Recruiting Situation With Iowa Men's Basketball Team 10/31/2010 - Your NFL Late Games Open Thread 10/31/2010 - Texas H.S. Football Team Loses 12-OT Game 10/31/2010 - Here Are Many More Shots of People Pretending To Be Brett Favre And Jenn Sterger 10/31/2010 - Your NFL Early Games Open Thread 10/31/2010 - Jenn Sterger Likely To Meet With NFL Officials (Updated)10/31/2010 - Here Are Some Photos Of People Pretending To Be Brett Favre And Jenn Sterger 10/31/2010 - Here Are Some Photos Of People Pretending To Be Injured Tony Romo 10/31/2010 - Birds Of War Lead Rangers To Game Three Victory 10/31/2010 - Is Kurt Warner Living Out An "Eyes Wide Shut" Fantasy With Right-Hand Man Larry Fitzgerald?10/30/2010 - Your World Series Game Three Open Thread 10/30/2010 - Your College Football Late Games Open Thread 10/30/2010 - What Bloggers Are Saying About World Series Game Three (With Video!) (And Bieber Tease*!!)10/30/2010 - JaMarcus Russell "Stands Firm As Man of Integrity" After Purple-Drank Ruling 10/30/2010 - Your College Football Afternoon Games Open Thread 10/30/2010 - Is Lou Holtz A Perv, Pervy Thief Or Neither?10/30/2010 - Today, In Epic French Rugby Videos ...10/30/2010 - Your College Football Early Games Open Thread 10/30/2010 - Judge Rules In Death-By-Training-Wheels Case 10/30/2010 - Did Concussion Earlier In The Month Lead To A High-School Football Player's Death?10/30/2010 - "Celtic" Delonte West Gets Into A Locker-Room Fight With Von "Who?" Wafer 10/29/2010 - Texas's Terracotta-Army-Like Statues Are Here To Frighten And Confuse Us All 10/29/2010 - More Stories About Terrifying Hydraulic Lifts From Football Videographers 10/29/2010 - John Salley Story Corner: A Trip To The Gentlemen's Club With The Wife's Credit Card 10/29/2010 - Incongruous Athlete Mix-Tape Theater: Pape Sy 10/29/2010 - The Timing Of <em>The Daily Line</em>'s Cancellation Had Nothing To Do With Favre's Penis. Sort Of.10/29/2010 - The John Wall Dance Makes An Appearance On <em>The Daily Show</em>10/29/2010 - Brad Richards Shot A Hole In The Glass Last Night 10/29/2010 - Video Of The Ridiculous Post-World Series Brawl At A McDonald's Is Ridiculous 10/29/2010 - Cockblocked by Mario Manningham! GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE 10/29/2010 - Eli Manning's Wife Will Soon Have Two Children To Care For 10/29/2010 - The Day I Thought I'd Die On A Scissor Lift: What It's Like To Do The Job That Killed Declan Sullivan 10/29/2010 - Dallas TV Guy Can't Stop Talking About All The Stoners At The World Series 10/29/2010 - This Is What Four Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Do In The Bathroom Together 10/29/2010 - San Franciscans Continue To Smoke Weed Unabashedly In Front Of Texas Reporters 10/29/2010 - Cristiano Ronaldo’s New Nike Mercurial Vapours Look Awful 10/29/2010 - Get Over Yourself, Narc 10/29/2010 - San Francisco Bar Offers Warm Welcome To Josh Hamilton 10/28/2010 - Your "Sad Vlad Is Not A Meme" Rangers-Giants Open Thread 10/28/2010 - Peeper Videos Of Kevin Durant Are A Dumb Viral Something Or Other For Nike 10/28/2010 - Heat Strokes, Game 2: Moon Over Miami 10/28/2010 - Moneyball Comes To England 10/28/2010 - How Things Work When An Athlete Gets In Trouble 10/28/2010 - You Don't Tug On Superman's Cape, You Don't Kick Into The Wind (UPDATE WITH VIDEO 10/28/2010 - Searching For Big Country: An Outsize Guide To The New <em>NBA Jam</em>10/28/2010 - The Killer Squirrel Epidemic Could Spell America’s Doom 10/28/2010 - A Brief History Of <em>FIFA</em> And <em>Pro Evolution</em> Soccer 10/28/2010 - How A Notre Dame Student Died, And Why He Shouldn't Have 10/28/2010 - For Those Of You Who Still Don't Think Pat Burrell Is The Gimp-Costumed "Machine"10/28/2010 - Last Night's Winner: The Barry Bonds Redemption Tour 10/28/2010 - The Most Entertaining Meltdown By A High School Football Color Guy In History 10/28/2010 - Please Don't Give This Tiny Ron Washington Cocaine For Halloween 10/28/2010 - Uribe's Homer Helps Lead Giants To Game One Victory, California Smokers To Free Doobies 10/28/2010 - Cleveland Has A Better Record Than Miami, And Dan Gilbert Does Not Regret A Thing 10/27/2010 - Your "Not Cowboys-Niners" Rangers-Giants Open Thread 10/27/2010 - The Ol' "Run Over The Ref After Getting Ejected" Trick Fails Once Again 10/27/2010 - The People Have Spoken, And They Have Said, "Hannah Storm Always Dresses Mad Slutty LOL"10/27/2010 - Heat Strokes, Game 1: Should This Diary Be What You Want It To Be?10/27/2010 - The Most Entertaining Meltdown By A College Football Color Guy In History 10/27/2010 - The Nerdiest Thing You'll Ever See 10/27/2010 - This JaMarcus Russell Interview Is Soul-Crushing 10/27/2010 - Notre Dame Students Plan To Rush The Field For Historic Loss 10/27/2010 - Grow Up and Drink Something Fancy, Manly 10/27/2010 - Cablevision Might Get The World Series After All 10/27/2010 - What We Have Learned About Brian Wilson And The Machine (UPDATE)10/27/2010 - Soccer Postcards From A Simpler, More British Time 10/27/2010 - Silencing Joe Buck And Tim McCarver: A Simple Tech Solution To Our Crappy World Series Announcers 10/27/2010 - Fist-Bumping, Stationary-Bike-Riding Yao Ming Is The Best 10/27/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Paper Champions, Written In Pencil 10/27/2010 - Chicharito Comes To The Rescue For Manchester United (Again)10/27/2010 - Death Row Inmate's Last Words: "Boomer Sooner"10/27/2010 - The Result Of A Skate To The Neck Is Quite Frankensteiny 10/26/2010 - Your "Ah, Hell, Let's Just Root For The Comet" NBA Heat-Celtics Open Thread 10/26/2010 - This Is Easily The Best Unicycle Trick Video We've Ever Seen 10/26/2010 - The Deadspin Sources' Gold Club: Now Accepting New Members 10/26/2010 - Ex-Barcelona President Hired Detectives To Secretly Spy On Players 10/26/2010 - Helmet-To-Helmet Hits Are Even More Excruciating With Children Involved 10/26/2010 - Jeff Fisher, Private Eye, Goes Clubbing 10/26/2010 - Is Brian Wilson Into Fetish Porn Or Something? A Video Investigation 10/26/2010 - Inside The Nation’s Dorkiest Fanbase: How The Washington State Cougars Flag Gets On <em>GameDay</em> Each Week 10/26/2010 - The Invention Of Air: The Myths Of Young Michael Jordan, Deconstructed 10/26/2010 - Here's What's Replacing Cleveland's "Witness" Banner 10/26/2010 - How Much Would It Take For You To Be A Cannibal?10/26/2010 - Elaborate Goal Celebration Sees Your Sharpie And Raises You A Compact Car 10/26/2010 - Chad Ochocinco's Pregnant Pigeon Saga Was A Bald-Faced Lie 10/26/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Dumb, Vaguely Crooked Proposals To Preserve Our Quaint Ideal Of Amateurism 10/26/2010 - Birth Of Basketball For Sale 10/26/2010 - Romo's Injury Flips The Script, To The Secret Delight Of Cowboys Fans 10/26/2010 - Paul The Octopus Couldn't Predict His Own Death 10/26/2010 - Jon Gruden Once Again Drawing Abstract Penises On Nation's Television Screens 10/26/2010 - Here's Your Monday Night Inspiration For Going To The Gym This Week 10/26/2010 - Tony Romo Is Probably Done For The Season 10/26/2010 - Philadelphia Inquirer Writer Compares Phillies Loss To 1906 San Francisco Earthquake 10/25/2010 - I Shaved My Balls For These Hockey Seats 10/25/2010 - Liverpool Breaks Out The Old "Finger Up The Arse" Goal Celebration 10/25/2010 - Kobe Bryant Is Going To Be The Next Brett Favre 10/25/2010 - What Does It Mean When Steve Nash Says The Suns Will Stink?10/25/2010 - Bring Out The Limp: Brett Favre's Ankle Has Tiny Fractures 10/25/2010 - Derek Dooley Compares His Tennessee Team To The Nazis Or Something (UPDATED WITH VIDEO)10/25/2010 - Cloying, Thy Name Is LeBron James 10/25/2010 - Philadelphia's Poop Revenge Thwarted 10/25/2010 - Anyone In LA Want To See Stephen A. Smith's New Show?10/25/2010 - Scoring Some <em>Telochki</em> With Alex Ovechkin 10/25/2010 - Sign Up For The Deadspin Newsletter, Win An iPad 10/25/2010 - Here's Audio Of That ESPN U Reporter Getting Pranked And Wrecking Her Hotel Room (NSFW)10/25/2010 - The 49ers Vs. Universal Health Care 10/25/2010 - The Ugly, Racially Charged Fight Over A Confederate Mascot. In Vermont.10/25/2010 - Play <em>Madden 11</em> In 3D, With Only A Pair Of Those Stupid Glasses And A Bag Of Chips 10/25/2010 - What It Looks Like To Get Nailed With A Puck 10/25/2010 - Soccer Player Has Heart Attack During Match 10/25/2010 - Hakeem Olajuwon And Ramadan: A Statistical Analysis 10/25/2010 - Weekend Winner: The Guy Who Won A PGA Event With A Goddamned Hole-In-One 10/25/2010 - Brett Favre Is A Bitch 10/25/2010 - The Brian-Wilson-o'-Lantern Never Caught On, As It Invariably Made Kids Wet Themselves 10/24/2010 - Pitt Coach Jamie Dixon's Hands Are The Jaws Of Life 10/24/2010 - Dong Meteorologist Would Prefer You Not Post Dong Pics/Links On His Facebook Page 10/24/2010 - Wikipedia's World Series Schedule Turned Into A Homo And/Or Facial-Hair Joke 10/24/2010 - Your NFL Late Games Open Thread 10/24/2010 - Scantily Clad Women Have No Place On The Ice Unless They're Figure Skating 10/24/2010 - Report: Favre Admits To Voicemails, Denies Cock Shots 10/24/2010 - Your NFL Early Games Open Thread 10/24/2010 - This Is How A Baseball Victory Makes The Ladies of San Francisco Act 10/24/2010 - Ryan Howard Finally Not Worth $125 Million To The Philadelphia Phillies?10/24/2010 - Well, This Video Only Took About An Hour To Arrive 10/24/2010 - Here's A Video Of The Best Weather Dong In History 10/23/2010 - Your Phillies/Giants NLCS Game 6 Open Thread 10/23/2010 - Your College Football Night Games Open Thread 10/23/2010 - Deadspin I-Team: Rangers Fan Perxtraordinaire 10/23/2010 - What Bloggers Are Saying About NLCS Game 6 10/23/2010 - In The Navy, You Can Lick Your Gap-Toothed Pal's Ear If You Beat Notre Dame 10/23/2010 - Your College Football Afternoon Games Open Thread 10/23/2010 - U.S. Swim Team Member Dies During Open-Water Event 10/23/2010 - Matt Lignell Has A Biiiiig Problem With Purdue 10/23/2010 - Animal-Loving Jets Fan Fornicates With A Dog Named Snowball Twice 10/23/2010 - Your College Football Early Games Open Thread 10/23/2010 - Referees Get Punished For Promoting Breast-Cancer Awareness With Pink Whistles 10/23/2010 - Rangers Fan Bounces In Victory Celebration 10/23/2010 - A-Rod Finally Worth $252 Million To The Texas Rangers 10/23/2010 - Your "Deep In The Heart Of The Dallas-Fort Worth Metropolitan Statistical Area" Yankees-Rangers Open Thread 10/22/2010 - This Is What Should Happen Whenever You Play A Sports Video Game 10/22/2010 - The NFL's Hit-Porny New Safety Video: The Director's Cut 10/22/2010 - Chad Henne Blames The Quarterbacks When Receivers Get Hurt 10/22/2010 - Commonwealth Games: The Tragedy That Keeps On Giving 10/22/2010 - Balaclava-Clad Man United Mob Lays Siege To Wayne Rooney’s House, Makes Death Threats 10/22/2010 - John Salley Story Corner: Rookie Hazing, Bad Boy Style 10/22/2010 - Of Course Christopher Walken Uses A Typewriter 10/22/2010 - Ape Escapes With Little League's Cash 10/22/2010 - Good Work, America 10/22/2010 - Cockblocked by Imagined Transgenderism! GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE 10/22/2010 - "Unnamed" Viking Expresses Thoughts On New NFL Safety Rules Via White Board 10/22/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Roy Halladay's Junk 10/22/2010 - Jay Mariotti Slinks Away From Twitter, Tail Between His Legs 10/22/2010 - ESPN Manages To Shit On Cleveland Yet Again 10/22/2010 - Another Goofy Slavic Baller Plays Way Out Of His League 10/22/2010 - Boy, I Bet This Fan Regrets Threatening Wayne Rooney's Life Now 10/22/2010 - Your "Pitchin' 2: Electric Boogaloo" Phillies-Giants Open Thread 10/21/2010 - Why Is Shaq Acting Like A Statue In Boston?10/21/2010 - 'Rally Monkey' Creator Destitute, Selling World Series Ring 10/21/2010 - Chip Kelly Doesn't Want To Hear About How Boise St. Beat Oregon Last Year, OK?10/21/2010 - Dwight Howard Could Probably Be In One Of Orlando's Top 15 Wedding Bands 10/21/2010 - ESPN Reporter Falls For Hoax, Busts Up Hotel Room 10/21/2010 - Peruvian Soccer Players Faint After Being Drugged By Rivals During Game 10/21/2010 - So, What's Magic Johnson Up To?10/21/2010 - No One Gives A Shit About Cheap Shots 10/21/2010 - Canes To Beat FSU 10/21/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Buster Posey's Seasoning 10/21/2010 - Here's Some Adorable Children Doing Adorable Things 10/21/2010 - How I Celebrated LeBron James's "Hater Day" on Twitter 10/21/2010 - Sports Radio Show Caller Says Funny Thing To Les Miles, Is Cut Off Immediately (UPDATE)10/21/2010 - Deanna Favre's Media Tour Was A Little Repetitious This Morning 10/21/2010 - The Time Is Now To Rise And Set Fire To James Dolan: Gus Johnson Out At MSG 10/21/2010 - What If Potential Concussion Victims Don't Want The NFL To Crack Down?10/21/2010 - Sad Pistons Can't Even Put Together A Real Cheering Section 10/21/2010 - Bleacher Report Editors Demand Bleacher Report Writers Be Less Retarded 10/21/2010 - Gareth Bale Can Still Beat Inter Milan On The Aggregate 10/21/2010 - How San Francisco: Grandma Loves Baseball Team, BDSM 10/21/2010 - Deanna Favre Speaks: "I'm Handling This Through Faith"10/21/2010 - The University Of Nebraska Is Now Auctioning Off Game-Worn Jerseys For Profit 10/21/2010 - Minnesota Wild Fan Warns Rick Rypien That He, Too, Is Going To Lawyer Up 10/21/2010 - Your "Hey, A Fourth Starter!" Phillies-Giants Open Thread 10/20/2010 - Ever Wonder What It's Like When The Police Get You Stoned And Make You Drive Around?10/20/2010 - Something Lawsuity May Be Afoot Down Austin Way 10/20/2010 - At Least One Yankee Fan Saw Some Action: This Old Guy Groping His Ladyfriend 10/20/2010 - People Who DVR Sports Are Just The Worst Kind Of People 10/20/2010 - James Harrison Threatens To Quit Football If He Can't Continue Hurting People 10/20/2010 - Oh Look, Enthusiastic Madden Guy Is Back 10/20/2010 - Your "The Steinbrenners Need To Hire Seatfillers" Rangers-Yankees Open Thread 10/20/2010 - My Conversation With Milton Ahlerich, VP Of NFL Security 10/20/2010 - Kenny Mayne "Prefers Fornicating Horses," ESPN.com Informs 10/20/2010 - A Yankee Stadium Memory: "Their Look Didn't Say, 'Shut Up.' It Said They Wanted To Kill Me."10/20/2010 - An Examination Of Obnoxious Yankees Fandom In Three Parts 10/20/2010 - Most Metal Pilot Of All Time Flies Soccer Team To Italy 10/20/2010 - So It Begins: NFL Security Sends Us An E-Mail About Brett Favre And Jenn Sterger 10/20/2010 - The Funniest Part About Rick Rypien Going After A Fan 10/20/2010 - Colts Punter Gets Drunk, Goes For Swim 10/20/2010 - AC Milan-Real Madrid Match Interrupted With Fan On The Field Zaniness 10/20/2010 - And Here's Your Heavy-Handed Yankees Metaphor 10/20/2010 - Last Night's Winner: The Continued Glorification Of Brain Mushification 10/20/2010 - Jenn Sterger Lawyers Up 10/20/2010 - Your Religion/Textile/Baserunning Metaphor Of The Day 10/20/2010 - Your "A.J. Burnett Is Actually Starting A Playoff Game" Rangers-Yankees Open Thread 10/19/2010 - Vulcan Mascot's Decision To Light A Homecoming Float On Fire Was Highly Illogical 10/19/2010 - The Year In NFL Concussions (So Far): A Horrifying Video Compilation 10/19/2010 - Sign Up For The Deadspin Newsletter, Win An iPad 10/19/2010 - What It Feels Like To Get A Concussion 10/19/2010 - Brett Favre Had His Hands Full With NFL Security Today 10/19/2010 - Your "Baserunners Wearing Jackets!" Phillies-Giants Open Thread 10/19/2010 - Jeff Garcia Pisses In Hand Towels, And The Art Of Breaking Thumbs In The Loose-Ball Pile 10/19/2010 - America Explains Itself 10/19/2010 - No, ESPN Did Not Tell The MNF Coaches To Take Timeouts (UPDATE)10/19/2010 - Fans Taunt Canadian Football Team, Team Responds With Fists 10/19/2010 - Our Resident Sex Addict Settles A Bet Regarding Decuple Penetration 10/19/2010 - This Dude Has A Religious Experience With Madden 10/19/2010 - Video: We Ask Jose Canseco About His Missing Chandeliers 10/19/2010 - Backheel Goal Scorer Returns With More Fancy Goal Scorin'10/19/2010 - Goddamnit It, America 10/19/2010 - Last Night's Winner: None More Black (Quarterbacks)10/19/2010 - Cliff Lee Dropping His Crotch On Brett Gardner's Head Seems Like A Metaphor Of Some Kind 10/19/2010 - Perhaps The Yankees Could Use This Inspiration From The Late MC Freddy Sez 10/19/2010 - Cody Ross’s Postseason Surge Offers Baseball Writers Their First Rodeo For Rodeo Puns 10/19/2010 - Bill Self Dresses Up As One-Hit Wonder Vanilla Ice For Kansas's Late Night In The Phog 10/19/2010 - Teenage Axl Rose Has A Mug Shot That, It Seems To Me, Reminds Me Of Childhood Memories 10/19/2010 - With $110 Million Settlement, Elin Nordegren Can Finally Replace That Busted Car Window 10/19/2010 - Your "Will The AL Ever Have A Pitchers' Duel?" Rangers-Yankees Open Thread 10/18/2010 - Here's The Highly Amusing MIT "Fuck List"10/18/2010 - This Seven-Person Leapfrog Dunk Is Exceptional 10/18/2010 - Matt Schaub And The Texans Had A Moment Yesterday 10/18/2010 - The Cowboys Almost Make You Feel Sorry For Them 10/18/2010 - Rick Pitino Screws Common Decency On A Restaurant Floor, So To Speak 10/18/2010 - Does Carl Pavano Own The Year's Best Mustache?10/18/2010 - Bo Pelini Is Pissed In Both Senses Of The Word 10/18/2010 - Weekend Winner: The New Human Cockfighting 10/18/2010 - Junior Seau Drives Off Cliff After Being Arrested 10/18/2010 - Everything That's Wrong With College Tailgates In One Picture 10/18/2010 - What They're Saying About Brett Favre's Penis Today 10/18/2010 - Coach Would Rather Players Sleep Around Than Drink After Games 10/18/2010 - Phillies Fan Puking On The Field Is Definitely Puking On The Field 10/18/2010 - Gerard Butler's Michigan State Weekend 10/18/2010 - Terrell Owens Hires A Pimp. Sorry, "Matchmaker"10/18/2010 - Meanwhile, The Devil Told Big Ben To Keep Making Passes 10/18/2010 - Samuel Eto'o Beats Stupid Italian Racists 1-0 10/17/2010 - Your Phillies/Giants NLCS Game Two Open Thread 10/17/2010 - What Bloggers Are Saying About NLCS Game 2 10/17/2010 - Rutgers DT Eric LeGrand Suffers A Devastating Spinal-Cord Injury 10/17/2010 - Your NFL Late Games Open Thread 10/17/2010 - Here's Video Of The Desean Jackson Hit 10/17/2010 - Here's A Rockwellian Picture Of Lebron At A Sneaker-Release Event 10/17/2010 - Your NFL Early Games Open Thread 10/17/2010 - Here's Video Of A Goalkeeper Scoring A Game-Tying Goal In Stoppage Time 10/17/2010 - Why Did Cal-Berkeley Demote Its 25-Time National-Championship-Winning Rugby Team? [Updated]10/17/2010 - The Messiah College Lady's Soccer Team Will Not Tolerate Peeping Toms 10/17/2010 - Here's Video Of A Baby Monkey Riding A Small Pig 10/16/2010 - Your Phillies/Giants NLCS Game One Open Thread 10/16/2010 - Your College Football Night Games Open Thread 10/16/2010 - What Bloggers Are Saying About NLCS Game 1 10/16/2010 - Your Yankees/Rangers Game Two ALCS Open Thread 10/16/2010 - Your College Football Afternoon Games Open Thread 10/16/2010 - What Bloggers Are Saying About ALCS Game 2 10/16/2010 - Let's Talk About How Being Comatose Feels 10/16/2010 - Your College Football Early Games Thread 10/16/2010 - And Now, The Tale Of A Man Who Moved From New England To Cleveland For The Browns 10/16/2010 - Baltimore Furry Commits Itself To Inspiring Marathoners 10/16/2010 - Here's The Last Picture Taken Of A Former President Before Nolan Ryan Turned On Him With Arms Named "Power" and "Glory"10/16/2010 - Your "Where's John Wetteland?" Yankees-Rangers Open Thread 10/15/2010 - The Steinbrenner Family Doesn't Want You To Know George Had A Heart, Penis 10/15/2010 - The Curious Case Of The Uterine-Expanding, Digitally Disappearing Picabo Street (UPDATE)10/15/2010 - The Most Russian Video Of All Time: Wolves Swarm Cop On Freeway 10/15/2010 - Breaking: Poynter Still A Collection Of Media Bores Who Wouldn't Know A Joke If It Held A Two-Hour Seminar On "Humor In The Media"10/15/2010 - Athletes Cheat Because They Believe So Highly In Themselves 10/15/2010 - The One Where Mark Sanchez Unconstipates Himself With A Spoon 10/15/2010 - Just A Warning To You Big Simpsons Fans Out There 10/15/2010 - Stereotypical Laxer Is Not At All Stereotypical, Says Stereotypically Annoying <em>New York Times</em> Story 10/15/2010 - Funbag Bonus: Did The Chilean Miners Masturbate?10/15/2010 - Australian Team Accused Of Chucking Washing Machine Out Of Window 10/15/2010 - Youth Football Brawl, No. 671 10/15/2010 - Cockblocked In The Car Hole! GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE 10/15/2010 - Soccer Team Signs 11-Year-Old 10/15/2010 - How One Small DVR Improvement Screwed Up The Football-Watching Experience 10/15/2010 - Chicago Reporter Fired, Possibly For Dating A Player 10/15/2010 - John Salley Story Corner: All Rub, No Tug From The Hotel Masseuse 10/15/2010 - Kevin Martin: Shooting Guard, Housing Bubble Burstee 10/15/2010 - Tiger's Women Going After Each Other Now 10/15/2010 - Tiny Athlete Disqualified Over Stepstool 10/15/2010 - You Can't Write A Pot Story About The NBA Without Including Michael Beasley 10/15/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Ines Sainz, Shrinking Violet 10/15/2010 - Time-Traveling Hillbilly Arrives Too Late To Warn Crowd About Spread Offense 10/15/2010 - The Taiwanese Animation Version Of The Brett Favre Scandal We've All Been Waiting For 10/14/2010 - Michigan's Parachute Guy Has Raised The Bar On Ball-Delivery Stunts 10/14/2010 - We Fined Gilbert Arenas For Being A Liar, Says Wizards Coach 10/14/2010 - Angry Readers Defend Brett Favre — Now With Audio! (NSFW)10/14/2010 - Saints To Ruin Halloween 10/14/2010 - If You Wanted Big Ben Traded, You Are A Moron 10/14/2010 - John Elway Bilked In Ponzi Scheme 10/14/2010 - Why Did Ole Miss Pick A Louisiana Black Bear As Their New Mascot?10/14/2010 - Last Night's Winner: David Stern's Excessive Complaining 10/14/2010 - Blinded To The Other "Blind Sides"10/14/2010 - MIT Had Its Own "Fuck List"...In 1977 10/14/2010 - What They're Saying About Brett Favre's Penis Today 10/14/2010 - Police Find Serbia’s Infamous Masked Hooligan Hiding In Bus Luggage Compartment 10/14/2010 - Jeff Francoeur Just Burned The Mets 10/14/2010 - 365 Days Of Heartbreak For The Cleveland Fan In Your Life 10/14/2010 - Lincecum-Halladay Billed As "Matchup For The Ages," A "Pitching Classic"10/14/2010 - Brett Favre Has His Hands Full With Himself 10/14/2010 - Chinese National Basketball Team Karate-Kicks Brazil Off Court In International Friendly 10/13/2010 - This Is What Pittsburgh Looks Like When The Pirates Actually Win Something 10/13/2010 - Horrible Spoof Video Faceoff: "Teach Me How To Bucky" vs. "Teach Me How To Duckie"10/13/2010 - Mel Kiper Jr. Tries To Clear The Air On The "Cooperated With An Agent" Thing 10/13/2010 - Bill Simmons: Journalist?10/13/2010 - Josh Hamilton's Ginger Ale Spray Down Has Been Documented On Video 10/13/2010 - NBA Is Big In Russia, Says Article Quoting People Pretending To Be Russians 10/13/2010 - "Nude Katy Perry" Photos And Other Things We've Been Offered Since The Favre Story 10/13/2010 - Grow Up and Drink Something Fancy, Manly 10/13/2010 - Well, This is Just Sad In Every Way: Tommie Smith To Sell His Gold Medal 10/13/2010 - Rick Reilly® Hits Bottom 10/13/2010 - Reporter Fired For Being A Homer Takes Job With Favorite Team, Redux 10/13/2010 - Here's Video Of Chris Berman In 1984, Seemingly Before His Testicles Descended 10/13/2010 - Miami-FSU Fans Settle Differences With Punches To The Head, Incomprehensible Yelling 10/13/2010 - Who Wants To See A Hockey Goon Finger An Opponent?10/13/2010 - Lionel Messi’s Goals Look Just As Good Written Down 10/13/2010 - Favre Scandal Breaks Through to National Media 10/13/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Gilbert Arenas's Minor Act Of Treason 10/13/2010 - Raiders Still Making The Youth Of America Cry 10/13/2010 - Your "It's Tuesday, What Are You Going To Watch, Hockey?" Rangers-Rays Open Thread 10/12/2010 - Vlade And Drazen Sitting In A Tree, U-N-I-T-I-N-G (The Balkans)10/12/2010 - Stories That Don't Suck: The Epic Tale Of America's Greatest Ping-Pong Hustler 10/12/2010 - Make Your Deadspin Favre-Free 10/12/2010 - Andy Reid Plans To Start Some Sort Of Super Quarterback This Weekend 10/12/2010 - Scary, Ski-Masked Serbian Homophobes Disrupt Euro Cup Qualifier 10/12/2010 - The Adventures Of A Guy Walking Around Vikings-Jets Tailgates With Brett Favre's Cock Photos 10/12/2010 - So, Who Comes Out Looking The Worst From <em>SI</em>'s Agent Tell-All?10/12/2010 - Nick Swardson Is a Friend to Gay Robots and Wheelchair-Bound Cats Alike 10/12/2010 - Does Breast Cancer Unfairly Hog The Cancer Spotlight?10/12/2010 - Here's The Most Awkward Moment From Last Night's Brett Favre Press Conference 10/12/2010 - This Little Kid Really Hates The Raiders 10/12/2010 - What They're Saying About Brett Favre's Penis Today 10/12/2010 - Foul Ball Girl Runs Afoul Of The Law 10/12/2010 - Last Night's Winner: The Guy At ESPN Who Decided This Brett Favre Graphic Was A Good Idea 10/12/2010 - Man Gets Full Football Jersey Tattoo To Honor Team Icon 10/12/2010 - "Boom Goes The Dynamite" Kid Lands On His Feet 10/12/2010 - When Radio Folks Forget About The TV Simulcast 10/12/2010 - The Onslaught Of Customized Favre Jerseys Begins 10/12/2010 - Giants Take NLDS, Fans Decide It's A Good Time To Cover "Don't Stop Believin'"10/12/2010 - When The Mug Shot Says It All: George Maloof Arrested For DUI In His Driveway 10/12/2010 - Introducing The Deadspin Intern You'll Inevitably Christen "Femtern"10/11/2010 - Let's Talk Football For A Second 10/11/2010 - Your "Brooks Was Here" Giants-Braves Open Thread 10/11/2010 - Anger Is A Gift: More Angry Readers Defend Brett Favre 10/11/2010 - Brett Favre Has His Hands Full With Tears 10/11/2010 - Hockey Player's Filthy Gesture To Sean Avery Is Pretty Easy To Decipher 10/11/2010 - What They're Not Saying About Brett Favre's Penis 10/11/2010 - Everybody Passes Out Now And Then, Says Mavericks GM 10/11/2010 - The Single Saddest Moment Of The NFL Season 10/11/2010 - Brett Favre Has His Hands Full With Remorse 10/11/2010 - Crazy Lady Elisabeth Hasselbeck Has Predictably Crazy Theory About Our Brett Favre Story 10/11/2010 - Allen Iverson Recognizes The Sad Truth About Allen Iverson 10/11/2010 - Mike Ribeiro Arrested For Public Intoxication, May Try To Blame Bad Sushi 10/11/2010 - Free Darko's Dream Week Continues, Now With Doodles 10/11/2010 - What They're Saying About Brett Favre's Penis Today 10/11/2010 - There's A Jason Whitlock Live Chat Happening In Five Minutes, People 10/11/2010 - The Carlton Dance Makes NFL Debut (Update)10/11/2010 - Montenegro Striker Loses His Shorts In Goal Celebration 10/11/2010 - Weekend Winner: Big Ten Gamblers And Conspiracy Theories 10/11/2010 - Roy Oswalt Wants To Be Your New Internet Meme 10/11/2010 - Here's Video Of A Woman In White Lingerie Hitting A Woman In Blue Lingerie Really Hard 10/10/2010 - Why Is Someone Who's Purportedly Pacman Jones In Handcuffs Again? (UPDATED)10/10/2010 - Your "Heroes of Concentration" Phillies/Reds Open Thread 10/10/2010 - Your "How Hurt Is Billy Wagner" Braves/Giants Open Thread 10/10/2010 - Your NFL Late Games Open Thread 10/10/2010 - There Was A Lot Of Fighting In Last Night's Devils/Capitals Game 10/10/2010 - You're With Me, Breast Favre 10/10/2010 - Your NFL Early Games Open Thread 10/10/2010 - Did An L.A. Police Watchdog Bend Ethical Rules For Jay Mariotti?10/10/2010 - Lordie Lordie, Brett Favre Turns 41 Today 10/10/2010 - Cigar Guy Isn't As Fun, Photoshoppable When He's Not Wearing The Fake 'Stache 10/10/2010 - Your "DUANnie Baseball" Yankees-Twins Open Thread 10/09/2010 - Your College Football Night Games Open Thread 10/09/2010 - Anaheim Duck Joffrey Lupul Says Only A Fool Believes That's Favre's Dong 10/09/2010 - Your "Carl Crawford Salute Says It's Already Over" Tampa Bay/Texas Open Thread 10/09/2010 - Your College Football Late-Afternoon Games Open Thread 10/09/2010 - Can The Post Find A Minnesota Freelancer Willing To Knock On Favre's Front Door?10/09/2010 - Tony Gwynn Has Cancer, Blames Chewing Tobacco 10/09/2010 - Your 2:30 P.M. Favre Update 10/09/2010 - Angry Readers Defend Brett Favre 10/09/2010 - Today In Neo-Nazi Youth Sports News...10/09/2010 - Your College Football Early Games Open Thread 10/09/2010 - Do The Baltimore Ravens Hate Lesbians?10/09/2010 - John Salley Story Corner: Down And Out In Toronto With Isiah Thomas And Crazy Alvin Robertson 10/09/2010 - An Open Letter To Soccer Player Charlie Davies (With Afternoon Update)10/09/2010 - NYC Already Planning Yankees World Series Parade 10/09/2010 - Your "TBS Announcers Still Think Posey Was Safe" Braves-Giants Open Thread 10/08/2010 - Here's A Waving Otter To Clear Your Heads Of Dong For The Weekend 10/08/2010 - Guy Who Looked Like Tim Lincecum Doesn't Look Like Tim Lincecum Anymore 10/08/2010 - Sources: Two More Women Who Worked With Jets Received Lewd Texts From Favre (UPDATE)10/08/2010 - Mike Tomlin: Roethlisberger Is Going To Get Back To His Business 10/08/2010 - Your Double Roybow Reds-Phillies Open Thread 10/08/2010 - The Jets Have Their Hands Full With Favre 10/08/2010 - Retired Football Player Loves Jesus, Guns 10/08/2010 - Let's All Admire Umpire Hunter Wendelstedt's Rather Large Human Element 10/08/2010 - NFL Looking Into Favre Allegations 10/08/2010 - Today In Ill-Conceived, Ill-Executed Tattoos 10/08/2010 - Barcelona's Passing Wizardry Makes The Lakers Look Foolish 10/08/2010 - Cockblocked By Old Yeller. GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE 10/08/2010 - Liverpool FC Chairman Admires Winning Attitude Of The Boston Rod Sex 10/08/2010 - Per Bill James's Pitching Metric, Tim Lincecum Was More Dominant Than Don Larsen, Roy Halladay 10/08/2010 - What They're Saying About Brett Favre's Penis Today 10/08/2010 - Soccer Refs Are The New Windowless Van 10/08/2010 - Last Night's Winner: The Reporter Who Asked Brett Favre About His Wang 10/08/2010 - Shaq Wants A Little Friend Not Named Nate Robinson 10/08/2010 - Rod Carew Is Last Aboard The Blyleven Bandwagon 10/08/2010 - Rays Fans Just Blue Themselves 10/08/2010 - Your "Oh Right, There's Another Series" Braves-Giants Open Thread 10/07/2010 - Letter Chiding Baylor Students For Clogging Plumbing System With Semen Is Too Good To Be True, Alas 10/07/2010 - Your MUSTACHE MUSTACHE MUSTACHE Yankees-Twins Open Thread 10/07/2010 - When Preseason Games Of Grab-Ass Go Wrong 10/07/2010 - People Are Definitely Boning At The Commonwealth Games 10/07/2010 - Favre Speaks, Refuses To Address Photos, Voicemails (UPDATED WITH VIDEO)10/07/2010 - 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Browns Now Charging You To Walk Through Parking Lot 10/06/2010 - Your Last Half Of The Rangers-Rays Game Open Thread 10/06/2010 - Dæmon Babies and Fire-Breathing Beasts (and Breasts) Await 10/06/2010 - This Is A Praying Mantis Bodyslamming A Hummingbird 10/06/2010 - That <em>ESPN The Mag</em> Story About Pooping Athletes Is Now Online 10/06/2010 - Apathetic Giants Fan Perfect Metaphor For San Francisco Fan Stereotypes 10/06/2010 - This Backheel Goal Is The Best Goal You'll See Today 10/06/2010 - ESPN Producer Caught Beating It Outside A Lady's Window 10/06/2010 - How A Bill Simmons Tweet Ended Up With Randy Moss Being Traded 10/06/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Mossholes 10/06/2010 - 360-Degree Swing Attempt Doesn't End Well 10/06/2010 - A Little Hot Podcasting Action To Get You Ready For The Playoffs 10/06/2010 - Byron Scott's Swastika Tie To Become Latest Slap In The Face To Cleveland Fans 10/06/2010 - Studies Show Legs Aren't Supposed To Bend That Way 10/05/2010 - The Saddest Sports Photograph We've Ever Seen 10/05/2010 - Matthew Berry Creates His Own "Fuck List"10/05/2010 - Mets Executive Thinks Mets Executives Failed, Will Miss Fired Executives 10/05/2010 - Danny Woodhead: Not Particularly Small, Just White 10/05/2010 - A Trip Down Memory Lane With Team Slogans 10/05/2010 - <em>ESPN The Mag</em>'s Epic Tale About Pro Athletes Who Poop During Competition 10/05/2010 - Breaking Down The NHL Broadcast Rights Possibilities 10/05/2010 - How Alberto Contador Doped (And We're Assuming He Did)10/05/2010 - Hooking Up At The Browns Game: Not A Tale Of Seneca Wallace And His Receivers 10/05/2010 - A Meeting With The Godfather: How Youth Basketball's Sausage Gets Made 10/05/2010 - Randy Moss's "Disgusting Act" Finally Put To Political Use, And The NFL Isn't Happy 10/05/2010 - You Aren’t Gay If You Kiss A Girl After Oral Sex 10/05/2010 - The Official Jewish Response To The James Shields Conspiracy Theory 10/05/2010 - Who Wants To See A Photo Of Amar'e Stoudemire Jumping Naked Into A Pool?10/05/2010 - Worst Burglar Ever Wears Stolen Oregon Jersey, Hides In Bathtub 10/05/2010 - The Cigar Guy Photoshops Have Come To Our Classic Album Covers 10/05/2010 - Miami Dolphins Solve Everything 10/05/2010 - Possibly Soon-To-Be Dead Wrestler Of The Week Needs Some Work 10/05/2010 - President Of Bolivia Knees Political Rival In The Groin During Soccer Exhibition 10/05/2010 - Last Night's Winner: The Greatest Hitter In Japanese History, This Ginger Kid 10/05/2010 - UCF Ladies Won't Forget 9/11, Will Forget Their Shirts 10/04/2010 - Cracking The Case Of The Oscar Winner Who Hooked Up With Matthew Berry's Friend 10/04/2010 - The 2010 Hater’s Guide To The MLB Playoffs 10/04/2010 - Doug Gottlieb On His Jim Mora Interview: "I Come Off More Snarky Than I Think"10/04/2010 - The Cigar Guy Photoshops Have Begun 10/04/2010 - Gay Skydiver Fired For Fondling Female Student During Jump 10/04/2010 - She Got Gam: FIBA Considers Lower Rims, Higher Hems For Women's Basketball 10/04/2010 - Checking Back In With The Guy Who Bet Against The Pirates Every Game 10/04/2010 - Cavs Beat Writer Is Taking His Talents To South Beach, ESPN 10/04/2010 - FreeDarko's Dream Week Is Off To A Rousing Start 10/04/2010 - Mark Cuban Owes Don Johnson Several Million Dollars 10/04/2010 - Mike Danton, David Frost, And The Return Of The Unkillable Hockey Svengali 10/04/2010 - Hockey Season? Must Be Time For Absurd Shootout Goals 10/04/2010 - Weekend Winner: The Morons Of The NFL 10/04/2010 - Not A Good Weekend For Ankles And Legs In The Premier League 10/04/2010 - Jerry Jones's Bizarre Sexual Assault Lawsuit 10/04/2010 - John Wall Is Good At Basketball, Is Better Showman 10/04/2010 - The Yankees/Red Sox Turf War Claims Another Victim 10/04/2010 - The Best Sports Photograph We've Ever Seen 10/03/2010 - Did Dan Gilbert Call LeBron James An Asshole Or Not?10/03/2010 - Your NFL Late Games Open Thread 10/03/2010 - Trio of Bros Sing About Marquette Basketball 10/03/2010 - Titans Defensive Coordinator Chuck Cecil Doesn't Much Like Referees 10/03/2010 - Field Trip: Simmons And Gladwell At The New Yorker Festival, Falling In And Out Of Love 10/03/2010 - Your NFL Early Games Open Thread 10/03/2010 - Sideline Reporter Jim Knox Tries To Run With The Buffalo, Gets Dropped By A Human 10/03/2010 - Deion Sanders Knows How It Feels To Get Used 10/03/2010 - Wayne Rooney Is Not An Animal. Wayne Rooney Is A Human Being.10/02/2010 - Your Floribama Bloodthirst Open Thread 10/02/2010 - Lithuanians Clearly Don't Remember The Last Time A "Blondes Only" Society Was Pursued 10/02/2010 - Here's Video Of Some Philadelphians Bathing In Soup To Make Some Sort of McNabb Statement 10/02/2010 - Your College Football Late Games Open Thread 10/02/2010 - Science Says The Louder The Grunting, The Sweeter The Tennis Shot 10/02/2010 - Man Overcomes Being Named Gooch, Legal Blindness To Bowl A Perfect Game 10/02/2010 - Your Early College Football Open Thread 10/02/2010 - Who Wants To See Bulls Gore A Few Colombians To Death?10/02/2010 - Triple H Bangs On Doors To Get Votes For Mother-In-Law Linda McMahon 10/02/2010 - So, What's Mrs. Tom Brady Doing With This Guy Who Isn't Mr. Tom Brady? (With Update!)10/01/2010 - This Is A Photo Of Danzig Wearing A Danzig Shirt After Buying Cat Supplies 10/01/2010 - Joe Morgan Drops A Zen Koan 10/01/2010 - A Glimpse Into How The Duke Fuck List Went Viral 10/01/2010 - This Is What Happens When Three NBA Players Appear On The Fox Business Network 10/01/2010 - The Tiger Woods Sex Tape Has Been Bought, Says Woman In Sex Tape That May Not Exist 10/01/2010 - A Vigorous Defense Of Karen Owen, Duke Fuck List Author, Hero 10/01/2010 - The Ballad Of Chad Ochocino's Pregnant Pigeon 10/01/2010 - The One Revealing Ben Roethlisberger's Awful Pick-Up Line 10/01/2010 - GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE: Inadvertent Irish Brawl Edition!10/01/2010 - Breaking: America, Not So Bright 10/01/2010 - Charles Barkley Is Wearing His McNabb Jersey At This Weekend's Game 10/01/2010 - Duke "Fuck List" Author Gets Potential Book, Movie Deals 10/01/2010 - Marmalard, Dead! Minaya, Dead! Manuel, Dead!10/01/2010 - Nebraska Fans Are The Worst Parents In The World 10/01/2010 - The Doug Gottlieb-Jim Mora Mini-Fight: "Is This Your First Interview? Jesus Christ."10/01/2010 - The World's Longest Basketball Shot...For Now 10/01/2010 - In Which We Defend The Sports Fella, And Piss Off Animal Rights Activists 10/01/2010 - Duke Players Incensed, Paranoid Over "Fuck List"10/01/2010 - Ines Sainz Has An Answer For Playboy 10/01/2010 - Al-Jazeera Sports’s World Cup Coverage Was "Sabotaged As Part Of A Jordan Revenge Plot"10/01/2010 - Last Night's Winner: Women 10/01/2010 - Philly Will Throw Donovan McNabb A Parade. A Parade Of Boos.10/01/2010 - Tiger Woods Is Probably Thinking What You're Thinking Right Now