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“Thirty million in grants and you couldn’t make it a four-slice?”
Elaine Sigalove, Los Osos, Calif.
“It has settings for fusion, fission, and bagel.”
Gabe Bosworth, Seattle, Wash.
“Well, nobody wanted an iPad until they saw an iPad.”
Sam Murray, Victoria, B.C.